Fat Attack Features

We are back everyone! Apologies for being late but ya know....shit happens. Anyway, on this episode, we continue to churn along in Year 2 while discussing my limited French vocabulary, vampire literary works, and the 2016 hidden gem The Transfiguration! Check it out!

Happy belated Halloween everyone! The show returns with something no one asked for, another solo episode! Speaking of things no one asked for, this week I am discussing the 2022 horror anthology V/H/S 99, the latest installment in the VHS franchise. It was Halloween night, I was all alone, and I had a movie with zero expectations. Let's see how it turned out!

Year 2 continues on and this week, shit got weird. Fair warning, I tried a new setup and there is a background sound issue for part of the episode but it seems to clear out by the end. Elaine is on vacation, so for this episode James and Tarvares make their return to discuss the 1987 comedy/horror/drama live action anime splice up Twilight of the Cockroaches! Politics, love, war,  A TALKING P...

We are back with Year 2 of the podcast! On this episode we talk about pie, Elaine tries to teach me about nuclear power, and we discuss the borefest Ariana

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the show! We planned on a award show but.....shit happens. So we had to call an audible. Today, we are talking about danishes, my one and only traumatic experience at Starbucks, and the 2021 Finnish film Hatching! 

We are back with a new episode! This week on the show we do a brief rundown on the history of the Predator, talk about Indians and basket weaving, the upcoming anniversary of the show and we discuss the brand new 2022 movie Prey! 

We are back with a new episode! On this episode we talk about Quentin Tarantino, Elaine leaving me, and frankly, the 2nd worst movie we have done on the podcast. Tune in to hear about how I paid money to have a shorter version of this dog shit movie and hear our plans for future episodes!

On this episode, we pay homage to Cartel Monkey's death and talk about the 1988 film Monkey Shines. We discuss it's iconic cover, boy scouts, old man politics, the female anatomy, and making babies. Admittedly, this one was a wild one, so let's see if this movie truly shines or is as dull as....well.....something. I'm no dullologist

On this episode, our friend Kate drops by and we talk about the 2016 film Raw

We are back! Schedules have been hectic but we are slowly getting back in to the groove. On this week's episode we talk about....much to our chagrin, Spiral: Book of Saw. This one was rough guys, but soon we will be back on schedule! Stay tuned!

WE ARE BACK! After an amazingly hectic schedule we have finally had time to get back on track. Well, not really. Today we have a very special guest who helps us navigate The Sadness, the Tebows, and brain juice. Does this podcast have a happy ending? Tune in to find out!

Well, Meat Loaf Mania is over and honestly....I ain't mad about it. On this episode, Tarvares makes his return to the show, we discuss Jaws knockoffs, Italian copyright laws, and the 1977 film Orca!

Well we have reached the end of Meat Loaf Mania and.......thank God. On this episode we talk about the 2006 Masters of Horror episode Pelts. Also, Elaine takes over and we briefly touch on me pooping myself when I die, are meatballs tiny meatloaf, and future episodes. Does MLM end on a high note? Or once again will this movie fall flat? Tune in and find out!

Greetings and salutations all! MLM continues to roll on and.........oh boy. Things have taken a turn for the worse and Elaine was the closest she has been to leaving me while watching this movie. MLM is proving to be a disaster but through it all, we persevere. So, get settled and get ready. Here is Stage Fright.

We are back! Apologies for missing our last episode but shit happens. However, we are bouncing back this week with the 1998 movie Black Dog starring Patrick Swayze, Randy Travis and Meat Loaf. due to Meat Loaf's passing I decided to kick off a 3 week Meat Loaf Mania and......we will see how this goes. We always have a very heated debate about whether meatloaf is a delicious food or not. So does Bl...

Better late than never. After a very tumultuous and very busy couple weeks we managed to squeeze this episode out. On this week's episode we are discussing the 2018 South Korean film Monstrum!  

Hoe hoe hoe and Merry belated Christmas! X Mas is that special time that comes once a year and.....we missed it. But that's okay because today we are still in the spirit and watching the 2021 horror movie The Advent Calendar. We also discuss the age old question, could 100 naked men win a deathmatch against a Silverback gorilla?  Tune in and find out!

HO HO HO AND MERRY CHRISTMAS! In typical FAF fashion, our Christmas episode is going to be late. However, this week we do have......something. This week, we cover the Japanese live action film Terra Formars. if you have ever wanted to see human bug hybrids engage in hand to hand combat with giant Brock Lesnar roach men well this is the movie for you. Elaine sat this one out but returning guest Tar...

Apologies for being a day late, a power outage and my terrible habit of putting things off proved to be a nasty combination. On this episode, Elaine goes in on musical genius Meat Loaf, we talk Uwe Boll, and we discuss the 2005 live action video game movie BloodRayne!

This week we are discussing the 2012 horror/animation film Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack. As the title suggests, it is a bit......strange. Elaine sat this one out so I have my anime expert Tarvares weighing in on this odd film. Things are gonna get fishy when we tackle this week's movie. Will it be a catch of the day? Or does this one need to be tossed back? Let's fine out!

On this episode, we talk about John Woo and conclude our Lance Henriksen marathon with the 1993 action/martial arts film Hard Target. Who doesn't love some fuckin Jean-Claude Van Damme? And........Wilfred Brimley?

Unfortunately, we had to have a change of schedule. So here is a random episode we recorded that doesn't fall on the schedule. On this episode, we talk about the 2020 horror/comedy Slaxx. It's Canadian and about a sentient pair of killer blue jeans...that's...that's about it. Enjoy!

On this episode, I make some retractions, Elaine bashes Sean Connery, we discuss if Antonio Banderas is sexy, and the 1994 action movie No Escape. 

On this episode of Fat Attack Features, our homie Lawyer James comes by to talk about the star packed action western The Quick and the Dead. Did it hit the mark? Or was it a misfire? Tune in and find out!

On this episode we talk about the 1987 Near Dark as the Lance Henriksen marathon kicks off! Fair warning, I uhhhhhh, was a bit too lit this go around. Enjoy!