Fastbreak Breakfast NBA Podcast

For our new listeners on Hardwood Paroxysm, here is "Previously on Season One" to bring you up to speed with MOST of what you need to know to enjoy Season 2 of Fastbreak Breakfast NBA podcast.   follow us on Twitter like us on Facebook Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FA...

S2 Ep. 13 “Check Your Privilege” Jon, Keith, and Chuck get back on track after a trip to Memphis to worship Lord Porzungous. They also try their hand at picking their own All-Star teams, because it is mandatory for podcasts. Memphis fans stick around for the Grizzlies Epilogue presented by FAN ESSENTIALS Follow us on TwitterLike us on  Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfas...

S2 Ep. 12 “Taxidermy Bender” Chuck can’t even tell you what he brought back on a taxidermy excursion, meanwhile Jon is stuffed from gorging on meats (for work), but they’ve both made it to Keith’s house to talk ball.  Memphis fans stick around for a feisty Grizzlies Epilogue presented by FAN ESSENTIALS Follow us on Twitter Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe...

S2 Ep. 11 “Thieve and Heave” Having survived a large [recreational] fire and a [voluntary] ride in a police car, the guys are back to face the new year with only the most token amount of resolve. The basketball topics discussed include retiring Kobe’s number(s), the Suns implosion, and the Sixers’ race to mediocrity. Stick around for the Grizzlies Epilogue presented by FAN ESSENTIALS Fo [...] Join...

S2 Ep. 10 “Holiday Cheer” Chuck Jon and Keith convene to discuss the holidays and Tony Wroten. The conversation wanders haphazardly. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirt Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FASTBREABREAK  at SeatGeek for $20 off your firs...

S2 Ep. 9 “High Loss Margin Bingo” We’ve passed the quarter mark of the season, and Keith, Jon and Chuck look at a couple of the big picture things (though mainly just nitpick the tiny random moments).  Grizzlies Epilogue contains very little optimism despite the Matt Barnes dumb miracle. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirt Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreak...

S2 Ep. 8 “Trash Humpers” Jon wonders exactly who is Jahlil’s bodyguard protecting, Keith is overwhelmed by the week’s ISHOP nominees, and Chuck wonders if he may have Mario Chalmers potential. Also a 30 minute discussion of Starship Troopers is barely avoided, but may be coming in the future. Stick around for the Grizzlies epilogue!  Follow us on Twitter Join the slack channel at http://patreon.co...

S2 Ep. 7 “Moratorium” Before the Thanksgiving holiday, stuff yourselves with another dose of Fastbreak Breakfast! Familiar friends Hassan Whiteside and Kobe Bean drop by for a visit. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirtEpisode 46 (S2 Ep. 7) Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with cod...

S2 Ep. 6 “Confidence Game” Mario Chalmers is marveled over, Porzingis is heavily praised, and Chuck explains what’s going on with James Harden. Memphis fans- be sure to stick around for the Grizzly Epilogue. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirt Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with...

S2 Ep. 4 “GOT EM” Keith provides the conclusion to the Xfinity twitter interaction, Jon is gloom and doom about the Grizzlies, and Chuck brings and eats breakfast on air, which will never happen again. Memphis fans- be sure to stick around for the Grisly Epilogue. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirt Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on...

S2 Ep. 3 “You Get to Drink From the Firehose!” The NBA has returned in an overwhelming manner and Jon, Chuck and Keith tried to indulge in all of it. Grizzlies Epilogue returns, discussing the disastrous season opener. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirt Episode 42 (S2 Ep. 3) Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a...

“Previously on Season One” Get ready for Season 2 of Fastbreak Breakfast by catching up on some of the most important moments of Season 1. Specially prepared for new listeners and those who may have joined later, Keith, Jon and Chuck share their introductions and cover some of the most frequently referenced inside jokes, such as: Blind racist ownerJaguar growth hormoneThe BabushkasSpurs Eugenicsan...

S2 Ep. 2 “Best Western Overs” This is where the wins are, although maybe not where you thought. Keith and Jon find themselves aligned on picking one of the presumed doormats to surprise, and Chuck has some unfinished business from the Eastern Conference. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirtepi [...] Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on...

S2 Ep. 1 “Leastern Conference Unders” With the regular season just around the corner, Chuck, Jon and Keith deliver their over/under win predictions. Breakfast is not skipped, and a bizarre interaction with Comcast is recalled.  This episode is sponsored by Pickle. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirtepisode 40 (s2 e1) Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakf...

Ep. 39 “Butter They Any Good? (Part 2)” After attacking the Eastern Conference last week, Chuck, Jon and Keith turn their gaze upon the West and debate the value of the off-season roster moves each team made. Also the Matt Barnes/Derek Fisher imbroglio is mentioned, and a late night McDonald’s run is lamented. Follow us on TwitterLike us on FacebookBuy a funny shirt Join the slack channel at http:...

Ep. 38 “Butter They Any Good?” Chuck, Jon and Keith are back, summing up the off-seasons of the Leastern Conference teams to see if the additions and subtractions actually improved anyone. Buy a shirt, like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter. Eat healthy. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code F...

Ep. 37 OFFSEASON SPECIAL “Chuck Breakfast Retrospective” To get you through the nuclear winter that is the NBA offseason, here is a supercut of all of Chuck’s [sometimes horrifying] breakfasts from Season One of Fastbreak Breakfast. Please enjoy, but do not try to emulate. Follow us on TwitterBuy a T-Shirt! Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get...

Ep. 36 “Croissant Crossfire” Jon grills Keith on his Summer League observations in Vegas. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FASTBREABREAK  at SeatGeek for $20 off your first ticket purchase Check out the merchandise at  teepublic.com/stores/fastbreak-breakfast

Ep. 35 “Buffet” The guys talk about NBA free agency, and replace every mention of “the rising salary cap” with an audio clip of Bill Raftery yelling “ONIONS!!” Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FASTBREABREAK  at SeatGeek for $20 off your first ticket purchase Check out th...

Ep. 34 “The Trill and Sauce Show” The NBA off-season has Keith beaming, Jon is violently ill again, and Chuck actually partook in a decent breakfast. Highlights and lowlights of the draft and reviewed and the guys address some questions that will be answered during free agency. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual sub...

Ep. 33 “Thirty-Four Weeks” A new champ is crowned and Jon and Chuck both partied like JR Smith on a Friday night. The Finals MVP is questioned, Dellavedova is examined, and the trade season already starting has Keith foaming at the mouth. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code ...

Ep. 32 “Lebronnaroo. Or, the Fighter Pilot Maverick LeBlatt” Chuck can’t handle seeing his former hero playing so heroically, Jon breaks out a conspiracy theory, and Keith is having his view of the Eastern Conference turned upside down. Also there may be a Game of Thrones spoiler if you aren’t current. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20%...

“Grizzlies Epilogue Post-Season Salary Cap Special (Vol. 1?)” Keith and Jon shatter the free agency pipe dreams of Grizzlies’ fans, but are bully on the team’s Summer League squad. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FASTBREABREAK  at SeatGeek for $20 off your first ticket...

Ep. 31 “A Scattered, Smothered Finals Preview” A grab-bag NBA Finals preview special where the boys break format and talk the most recent news and give their thoughts on Warriors/Cavs. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FASTBREABREAK  at SeatGeek for $20 off your first tic...

Ep. 30 “The Dellavedova Show” Where kind words for James Harden are spoken, where Keith continues to throw shade at Dwight Howard, where Jon is too hungover to swear, and where Chuck misses a certain Coach LeBlatt. Join the slack channel at http://patreon.com/fastbreakbreakfast ! Subscribe on YouTube! Get 20% off a Stathead annual subscription with code FBBF Use promo code  FASTBREABREAK  at SeatG...