Fast Ones

The Haas Boys get together for their last episode of 2022. They talk to a Haas Chap, answer a question from a fan, and reminisce on a year gone past.

This time the boys talk about the Abu Dhabi GP. They try to decipher a cryptic message from George Russell, ponder on the wisdom of Nikita Mazepin, and Mike gives his 5 underrated things in F1.

The Boys celebrate the biggest Haas news yet, Brazil, and Parker gives us part 2 of F1’s most underrated things.

The boys fire their publicist, talk mortal threats, most underrated things in F1, and prepare for Brazil.

Mike and Max sit down to talk about Ricciardo at the Mexico GP, cost caps being a waste of time, and how much they miss Parker.

The boys discuss the Austin GP, the bingo-like process the FIA uses to dole out penalties, how to launder money, and what Haas Racing’s D&D characters are.

Why the Austin GP is heaven on earth, Why F1 fell off in America, Mick’s future, and that one time only 6/20 cars raced in Indianapolis.

This week the boys talk about Haas' performance in the last 2 races, money problems for Christian Horner, and why there is no Haas merch on the F1 website.

The boys talk dream cars, what super car feels like a ford taurus, and dig into Singapore’s biggest controversy.

The boys join all Americans in solidarity with Colton Herta and talk super licenses, the long arm of F1 law, and what milk might taste like when drunk from a shoe.

This week the boys deep dive into the mind of a mercedes fan with Trevor Okoren, what Max and Trevor got up to on the farm, and the disturbing similarities of Lewis to Donald Trump.

The boys finally meet Sir Henry Wallace, are given a reckoning on their many guesses of where he lives, and find out what it’s like to wear Haas merch in a grocery store in England.

The boys talk about Spa, the picture Lewis’ mom put up in the paddock, and salacious new Otmar Crackenauer drama. Max Tears Visor Away

Parker is back and he describes his journey in the mountains. The boys talk Kimi, Mick Rumors, and what makes a great driver.  Kimi gets the smoke:

Parker is on vacation, so Mike and Max sit down with Brandon (a long time Ferrari fan and new Haas fan) and get a deep look into the mind of the Tifosi. Honestly, Mike is just happy to have someone else on the podcast that knows just as much as he does for a change.

Parker and Max return from vacation and Mike tells them everything they missed in the world of F1. Binotto isn't taking blame for Ferrari's failure, Otmar might be giving Zak narcotics, and Mike has crazy theories about Guenther.

The boys discuss where the sport is at and how that compares to similar era's in Formula 1's history. Max mentions his favorite movies growing up, Parker gives life advice, and Mike does his movie trailer voice.

This week the boys freak out over another double points finish at the Austrian GP! They also mention finger wags, trapping cars in gravel, and explain movie endings to listeners.

MICK IS IN THE POINTS!!! Double points finish for Haas! Also the boys talk about the big scooter news and get important updates from Sir Henry Wallace.

The boys talk about the Silverstone GP. They talk to a Canadian named Kevin. Then they discuss if Guenther Steiner ever drunk calls people.

The Haas boys are back with fresh hopes for the Haas team, a great insight into the life of Mick Schumacher, and conversations with top FIA officials who cant confirm if Otmar is doing drugs.

The Haas Boys had to fire a bunch of writers because too many jokes were happening. We will be back next week with an all new very serious episode!

This week the Haas Boys talk Baku, the importance of every race in the championship battle, and LOTR characters.

The boys talk tires, pit stop strategy, and officially knight the first ever English Haas fan. 

The boys talk how many thirds are in a metric quarter, what Max is doing when he is quiet, and just little bit about qualifying.