Fantasy Football With Mozzy and The Muscle

The TNF preview for Week 15 is in the last like 10 minutes or so of this episode, so if this reaches your ears before that starts, jump to like 1:40:05. Otherwise, just let it roll from the beginning as we theorize about Mahomes having thalassophobia, Lamar's poop (of course), and the upper limits of the Jets' incompetence. Recorded on 12/17/20 around 4 PM EST

Sorry about the water heater noise. It sucks. The actual Week 14 Preview starts at 6:45 because we got distracted by snack cakes and had to briefly talk about the Pats sucking. Recorded on 12/12/20 around 1 PM EST Yes, this was before Myles Gaskin got ruled out. Washington is the only guy left, but he's a desperation play. It DOES make Lynn Bowden a tad more intriguing, but you have to think they'...

Week 13 didn't go terribly off the rails, but there were still a few game calls that blew up in our faces. With all but a couple games going to script, we dug in on some of the changing trends as the season nears its end. We also shat on some coaches. Recorded 12/10/2020 around 4 PM EST

Wow, there sure are some dooky games this week. Luckily, each time slot has at least one banger, but wow, the 1pm slate is mostly yucko. Thanks a ton, Roger. Recorded on 12/05/20 around 3 PM EST

Another week, another tilt. As Covid runs around the NFL, schedules aren't the only thing changing. Our perceptions of teams should be changing as injuries decimate stout run defenses and previously swiss cheese D's get some of their key contributors back. Recorded on 12/2/20 around 3:45 PM (Yes, during the Steelers-Ravens WAF game).

We previewed Week 12 under the assumption that it actually happens, buuuuut things aren't looking great as of today. Especially for the Tuesday game. Plus, there are only like 4 good games anyway (which we realized by the end of the preview), so as long as those happen we're all good. PS, the Patricia news came out shortly after we recorded, but WOW are we thrilled. Recorded on 11/28/20 at 12:45 P...

We decided to get our recording in before the carbohydrate and tryptophan induced food comas, so we had the Texans game on in the background while this episode was going on (we refuse to give credit to the Lions). We recapped Week 11 and I aired my grievances with the Falcons in dramatic fashion. Recorded 11/26/20 at 12:30 PM EST

So I sound totally tubular-- and not in a good way. Apologies for the audio quality, as I did not realize Skype picked up my laptop mic instead of my actual one until after recording. The NFL should also apologize for the quality of some of these games, as there are some real stinkers this week. But, which stinkers are actually hidden gems? Listen and find out! Recorded 11/20/20 at 12:30 PM EST

Well, last week sorta sucked (at least on the pick front) and some of the games got donged by bad weather. But, a few of the games provided some major moments to learn from. Also, holy moly, Hopkins. TNF Preview Starts at 1:04:55 Recorded 11/18/20 around 9 PM EST

MOZZY HAS RETURNED! He was sorely missed during the 'solo sode, as I had no one to riff with or pass impressions off to. In his return, we delve into the Week 10 matchups and discuss how the injuries (and players returning from injury) affect the games. Recorded on 11/14/20 at 11AM EST (so before some of today's news, yup)

If you are looking for the TNF preview, it starts at 43:40. This episode is our first (and hopefully only) solo 'sode, as we wanted to get the review in before Friday so we didn't feel compelled to skip it again. I delivered my and Mozzy's takes for this recap, so hopefully you still hang on without his sultry tones and wonderful impressions. Recorded 11/12/2020 around 5:45 PM EST

We unfortunately weren't able to go over Week 8, but we are back to break down Week 9 and some of its hopeful close contests. Recorded 11/6/20 at 12 PM EST

We are past the halfway mark of the fantasy regular season for most leagues and are approaching the home stretch before trade deadlines hit. We hope our preview can get you ready to secure a dub this week as we tackle the Seattle Backfield (not literally), the 49ers backfield (I'm seeing a theme), and the top games of the week for both fantasy and viewing purposes. Recorded 10/30/20 around 5 PM ES...

We already have the divisional rematch between the Falcons and Panthers, and while we did break it down, you'll notice a lot of similarities to how the week 5 game went in our predictions (but now, Julio is here). We also talked about who should be buyers and sellers at the trade deadline (looking at you, patriots)and picked out some names that are likely to be on the move or we feel should be on...

Whew what a doozy of a week. We had a LOT of injuries to go over, which means a lot of fantasy fallout(how many Fallout games have they made now, anyway?)to discuss. Is Deejay Dallas, the man with the best practice squad sounding name, going to jump into fantasy relevance? Will the 9ers backfield make sense? Will McVay ever give Akers a carry?? Find out on Mozzy and The Muscle! This was also recor...

7 is my lucky number, so hopefully I get a bit luckier with my game picks this week (especially since Mozzy toasted me last week). We talk about some line advantages, WR/CB matchups, and injury situations in this week's preview. Recorded Wednesday Night.

FOOTBALL IS FLYING BY WTF?! But hey, at least it is hanging around, and that's all we can ask for (especially since the Titans tried to ruin it). We go back through some of the Week 6 hap'nins and talk about what kind of impact bye week are going to have. Recorded Wednesday night.

Our TNF preview for Week 7 is in right before the buzzer! We recorded this Wednesday night (before official Goedert news)but we covered it as if he wouldn't play.

After finally calming down from the Lev Bell news, we got onto our Week 6 preview... where, to be honest, we felt pretty unsure on some of these games. We've got a few great matchups, including a great AFC North battle (and of course a not-so-great NFC LEast showdown) that we are psyched about, so listen on for our breakdowns!

Soooo the Lev news dropped in the middle of this episode... and since Mozzy is a Jets fan, I don't think we could've asked for a more relevant news piece to break mid-recording. We diverged from the Week 5 review for a while to discuss that, but we still went game-by-game to talk about everything from last week.

We previewed all the games, but we have no clue if some of these will play (looking at you, Titans). In this preview, we broke down some trench matchups to look at which QBs might be boned and which RBs should show out. We also lamented over our spiraling teams, which may honestly merit a weekly segment at this point. Recorded 10/08/20 around 6:30 PM because I got stuck in traffic.

With a quarter of the fantasy season in the books (hopefully), it's time to take stock of where teams are at. In most of the game reviews (yes, we went back to game-by-game review for this one), we took the time to break down how the team is doing thus far. We also pointed out some week 1 apparitions, and will be digging into trends next week. Recorded 10/06/20 at 4PM EST

The fantasy season is almost a quarter of the way over already! Time really flies when you're watching the Falcons blow leads. We tried to keep it a little succinct (rarely goes well) here as we preview our picks for week 4.

After a wild week 3, we needed to take an hour to talk about what happened. With a third data point, we can start to make better conclusions about which teams are actually good (and trash). We also continue to suffer in our fandom.

The first two weeks have been more predictable than expected, but we predict that week 3 will be more unpredictable. So what are our predictions? Does the word "prediction" look funny to you now? Then stop reading and start listening! Recorded on 9/24/20 at 4PM EST