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Dan continues to be very poll-oriented, Kasie Hunt is Dana's hero, Gaye had elders at her Rumspinga and Adam commends non-pedophile scoutmasters. X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Gaye thinks a vote for Trump is like pouring gasoline on the Constitution, Dana likes his private moments to be in public, Dan sticks up for Fauci and Adam is an iternational man of leisure.  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Guilty on 34 counts. Dan, Dana and Adam discuss the historic verdict.  X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana comes from a tradition of Italian thuggery, Gaye's on Cepacol, Dan hates the iPhone and Adam suggests an armoire in the court.  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana is best friends with Brook Shields, Gaye has a brain worm, Dan is warm and fuzzy for Jeff Duncan and Adam moves to a freedom city.  X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Gaye says a lot of things that get edited out, Dana was diddled by Marlin Perkins, Dan exposes his racist past and Adam leaves the Yang Gang for good. X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Liz thinks Kari Lake is secretly a light-skinned black lady, Dana dreams about a life of puzzles and liposuction, Gaye's turned on by gay man sex, Dan wants to be Gewgled and Adam comes out as Trans-MAGA.  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana thinks your religion is stupid but not in a judgy way, Dan drinks vodka like he's on an airplane, Gaye gets a low-value NO and Adam thinks Trump will drop out of the election and become a sex tourist. X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dan is definitely NOT a yes man, Dana thinks Russian supermarkets are not all they're cracked up to be, Adam's good friends with Argentina and Gaye calls in from Georgia with her friend Karen. X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana thinks Trump Tower is a weird place to live, Dan isn't triggered by tiki torches, Gaye speaks for Liza Minnelli and Adam agrees with Fani Willis that a man isn't a plan.  X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana is the Lizard King, Gaye's back from Hollywood, Dan sneaks Wheatley's into the podcast and Adam doesn't approve of Taylor Swift's taste in men.  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana finally saw a woman masturbate on the subway, Dan hems and haws, Ronnie G know some Trumpers who are great people and Adam thinks Tim Scott seems like a lot of fun.  X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive  

Gaye really wants to know if you're married to a man, Dan is worried about a third party option, Dana thinks Johnny Depp is a harmless fruitcake and Adam reluctantly eats Chic-fil-a. X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive    

Gaye gets a low-value no, Dana would rather Ted Bundy than Donald Trump, Dan wants to know the status on the comeuppance and Adam dry brines a turkey.  X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana tells Warren Davidson and his 550 million dollars to go fuck themselves, Dan breaks down the election results, Adam want to know if Barbra Streisand's mall has a Lids and Gaye has multiple personalities.  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Gaye loves a furry crack, Adam heads downtown to support Don Junior, Dana pays a visit to the German butcher and Dan sticks up for the IRS.  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Gaye is sergeant-at-arms, Adam joins the Gaetz 8, Dana insults Arkansas and Dan can't keep all the indictments straight. X @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dan majored in "woke", Dana's mad at the invisible sky friend, Adam's hot for the congresswoman and Gaye brings Bugles! Follow us on social media: X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Gaye wants to give you some of Dana's cookie, Dan thinks doing the right thing is best for politics, Dana wants to see the manager and Adam sticks up for Topher Grace. Follow us on social media: X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dan wants to know how this will affect the election, Dana debuts the new segment "News You Forgot About", Gaye is a big fan of Evonne Goolagong and Adam is all fired up about sports! #LowRentBoobGrab  X  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dana speaks for all Democrats, Dan defends Long Island, Gaye wakes up wearing pork medallions and Adam thinks liberals should choose their battles.  Twitter @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dan is the only one that knows how vote counting works, Dana is a great person with an even better tan, Gaye makes love on the roof and Adam consoles a crying drunk. Twitter  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Dan has galvanized the house, Gaye thinks long and hard about her Florida roots, Dana believes hard work should be rewarded, Adam votes to keep abortion local and Liz speaks on behalf of white women.  Twitter  @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive

Gaye misses weird stuff from Florida, Dana calls Desantis a meatball, Dan is worried Cornel West is going to blow this for us all and Adam understands pipelines maybe better than anyone. Twitter @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive  

Gaye met Friar Tuck, Dana falls in love with the people of Colorado, Dan sees 0% chance of submarine people surviving and we suspect Adam is secretly @widdlefaggy69. Twitter @RadioStarling Instagram @False_Positive