Factory Sealed Video Game Podcasts

Retro sports games, more Goof Troop, Mega Man X, and… kitten farts? We wander into some really dark territory many times over in our first ever attempt at live streaming the show.

We discover an evil Nazi plot hidden deep within Ch 3 of Mother 3 and discuss the joys of single player co-op games while relaxing in an oddly shaped hot spring.

Happy Halloween! Let’s talk about some scary games. Demon’s Crest, Fatal Frame, Silent Hill, and a whole slew of personal ghost stories are creepily whispered over your shoulder in this edition of the scariest retro gaming podcast ever.

Spyro the Dragon, Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire, The Firemen, video game immortality, and a plethora of useless cheat codes are here to save you on the only podcast willing to enter through the east exit…

We desperately try to unveil the identity of Aron’s Seattle stalker, talk about some Mother 3: Ch 2 (Finally!), and read a whole ton of emails.

Two weeks in a row?! We know. Impressive. So how about you hop on our tour bus and let us talk to you about goth concerts, Earthworm Jim, Shaq Fu, and vegan spit salads.

We’re baaaaaaaaack! We haven’t played anything, but that doesn’t stop us from catching up and talking about some GTA.

Aron bows out for the summer leaving Kev to swoop in and save the day with talk of Doom, Ceaser III, and retro games with the most emotional endings.

Eric and Kevin imbibe in some over-sized drinks and dissect the inner workings of Final Fantasy VI.

Oliver “Swagger” Aguilar joins us to discuss Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, Secret of Mana, Mega Man Soccer, and Rock n’ Roll Racing before helping us take our first ever batch of listener call-ins.

Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Little Nemo: Dream Master, and Zelda II all stay longer than Aron on the longest 15 inch podcast you’ll ever lay eyes on.

Eric and Aron give in to their masochistic tendencies with yet another week of The Immortal and some Mega Man 4 while Jess concludes that getting inked is the only proper way to immortalize her cat.

We asked for this! Elias Toufexis joins us in discussing all things nostalgic and learns the shocking truth behind Super Mario Bros. 2 and the cross-dressing, gender confused Birdo.

Holy Podcast, Batman! Toronto Batman drops by to discuss every Batman game imaginable and break as few bones as possible in the process.

Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego, Mario’s Time Machine, 10 Yard Fight, Base Wars, Top Gun, and Aces are dialed into the Chronoskimmer as Aron and Eric soldier on without Jess.

The glory of Sunset Riders, Golden Sun, Blast Corps, and Cross-Canadian Trucking Math Simulators comes crashing down thanks to the buzzkilling title known as Goof Troop.

Aladdin vs. Aladdin, Pilotwings, and the psychology behind video game addiction are lifted into the stirrups in this exceptionally equine edition of Factory Sealed.

Aron steps out to assume his fatherly duties, leaving Eric and Jess to swap tender Valentine’s day stories and philosophize about the deeper meaning of Link’s Awakening.

Special guest Kevin Beier wakes up from his evening nap to come talk about The Little Mermaid, Blaster Master, the first half of Link’s Awakening, and an apparently non-existent game whose sole point is to not commit suicide.

The crew treads dangerously into movie game territory with Harry Potter before diving face first into the addicting world of Pokemon Yellow. All while Jess does her absolute best to derail the show right from the outset.

Retro gaming in Canadaland, Parasite Eve, and how Aron felt the need to take his feelings about Pong to the local news. All that and more in the very first episode of Factory Sealed to grace 2013.

Syphon Filter, Mutant League Football, Brave Fencer Musashi, and severe head trauma are all fashionably late to the best dream interpreting retro gaming podcast ever.

Illusion of Gaia, the fall of the almighty Sega, and the long lost art of cartography are dropped into the View Master in this totally Hipster-free edition of the greatest retro video game podcast this side of yesterday.

After a lengthy absence the crew is back all dressed to the nines and ready to wine and dine you into the evening with Bucky O’Hare, Dragon Power, and a strangely curious Smurf fetish.

Rygar, Metroid, hippie beer markets, and freak escalator accidents make up the lion’s share of this particular trip down memory lane.