Chris Umphryes and Payton Gessel

Factoid Podcast

Society EN ↓ 64 episodes

Join Chris Umphryes and Payton Gessel as they share all of their useless knowledge with you every other Monday.

Author

Chris Umphryes and Payton Gessel

Category

Society

Podcast website

factoidpodcast.com

Latest episode

Jun 29, 2026

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Episodes

Arbitrary Code Execution/Japanese Guilty Verdicts 21.08.2023

Chris learns how to warp straight to the credits of Super Mario World with a series of carefully-timed button presses. Payton's obsession with a video game about Japanese lawyers actually teaches him about injustices in the Japanese legal system. They also discuss how bulls and bears became the mascots of Wall Street.

Goat Lawn Care/GPS Traffic Redirection 07.08.2023

Payton hires a goat to take care of a poison ivy infestation. Chris invents a new way to get more customers for your garage sale. He also steps into the world of bartering.

Hatred For Nickelback/Asbestos Magic Tricks 24.07.2023

Chris discovers the real reason why everyone began to despise Nickelback. Payton teaches us how to use asbestos to impress your friends at a dinner party. We also discuss how the entire population of South Korea just got slightly younger. Want to share a factoid of your own? Email us at  whatsyours@factoidpodcast.com .

Listener Factoids 10.07.2023

Today we tackle topics that you wanted to know more about, including: Why are killer whales attacking boats all of a sudden? Why do we know so little about the mating habits of eels? Why can't you wear white after Labor Day? Why do so many English words have silent letters? Thanks to everyone who wrote in!

The Late-Night Flight of Tommy Fitz/Vampire Gardeners 26.06.2023

Chris gives a cautionary tale about how a competitive spirit can lead to drunken plane rides down the streets of New York. Payton learns the true origin of vampires and how to preoccupy one with tedious labor. We also give a warning to anyone planning a trip to Paris. We have a special episode airing on July 10th where we'll discuss topics submitted by our listeners! Send your topic suggestion...

Antarctica Accent/Stenography 12.06.2023

Payton discovers a new accent forming in the research stations at the South Pole. Chris teaches us about the world's fastest typists who provide captions for live TV. He also shares a PSA for the seven people who buy Coke at Dunkin' Donuts. We have a special episode airing on July 10th where we'll discuss topics submitted by our listeners! Send your topic suggestions to whatsyours@fact...

The Barkley Marathon/Kim Jong Il's Perfect Game of Golf 29.05.2023

Chris runs through the ridiculous rules for the world's most grueling ultramarathon. Payton tells the apocryphal tale of how a former North Korean dictator shot 38 under par on his first round of golf. We also discuss Bo Jackson's recent bout with the hiccups. We have a special episode airing on July 10th where we'll discuss topics submitted by our listeners! Send your topic suggestion...

The Laff Box/Underwater Internet Tubes 15.05.2023

Payton tells the story of a machine that gave one man a 30-year monopoly on television laugh tracks. Chris takes us underwater to the cables that have connected the world for much longer than you would think. We also discuss new software that can hear what you're typing, but not very well. Want to share a factoid of your own? Email us at  whatsyours@factoidpodcast.com . Further Reading Payton&...

Dead Pig Collectors/Philadelphia Battery Throwers 01.05.2023

Chris uncovers the black market that disposes of China's out-of-control dead pig population. Payton heads down to the ballpark with his trusty 9-volt to discuss Philadelphia's history of throwing batteries at athletes. We also discuss copyright law in the clown industry. Want to share a factoid of your own? Email us at  whatsyours@factoidpodcast.com . Further Reading Clown Egg Registry Dea...

Utah's Dirty Soda/5¢ Coca-Cola 17.04.2023

No matter how hard we try, we can't stop talking about soda! Payton tries his first Dr. Pepper and learns the strange way Utah takes its soft drinks. Chris recounts the tale of Coca-Cola's desperate attempts to raise the price of their bottles above five cents.

The Cannonball Run/Lava Lamp Cybersecurity 03.04.2023

Chris dives into a community known for illegal cross-country racing. Payton discovers how a tech company uses lava lamps in order to keep your data safe. We also speculate on the commercial availability of flying cars. Want to share a factoid of your own? Email us at whatsyours@factoidpodcast.com . Further Reading Honda Commercial Ed Bolian's Book About His Cannonball Run Ed's Cannonball R...

Vending Machines For Crows/Vending Machine Hacks 20.03.2023

Grab a bag of Cheetos and listen to this episode all about vending machines! Payton teaches us about the burgeoning market of crow vending machines. Chris gets into the slugbusting scene and explores the history of hacking vending machines. Plus, we learn about fish who trade stocks and commit credit card fraud. Want to share a factoid of your own? Email us at whatsyours@factoidpodcast.com .

Dishwasher Salmon/Babe Ruth's Called Shot 07.03.2023

Payton learns a new cooking technique. Chris uncovers disputed baseball legends through the lens of The Sandlot . Want to share a factoid of your own? Email us at whatsyours@factoidpodcast.com .

Factoid Podcast Trailer 06.03.2023

Welcome to the Factoid Podcast! Join Chris Umphryes and Payton Gessel as they share all of their useless knowledge with you every other Monday.

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