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Improving government efficiency or stormtrooping the hallways? Trumpelon is in full effect, with all of the subtlety and grace that two megalomaniacs can summon. The unceremonious dismantling of USAID may be saving money, but at what cost?

Joe and Don have pardoned more than three thousand people, including the former head of NIAID, Anthony Fauci, for unspecified crimes. Learn how the dastardly duo has expanded the scope of presidential power and how we can look to the Warren Commission for redress.

As only the second single-term Democrat in the modern era, Joe Biden leaves a trail of oppression, suffering, and carnage. He is directly responsible for what some people consider to be the greatest mistake in the history of the country.

Outgoing President Joe Biden has gotten himself on the naughty list – and not the good kind of naughty list. He betrayed a time-honored tradition that has made America exceptional among nations for most of the last 227 years: the peaceful transition and relinquishment of power. Keyword being ‘relinquish’. Not since John Adams and the Federalists of 1801 has a president attempted to project his inf...

The apprehension of Luigi Mangione on December 9th revealed disturbing secrets about the assassin – and about society at large.

Trump 2.0 will drop on January 20, 2025 and previews of the new features are being released. Trump has been announcing cabinet nominations in an apparent attempt to keep the national media pundits exasperated and clutching at their pearls for the next two months. Many observers are bracing for the return of the chaos of the Trump 1.0 White House. How will Trump's appointments temper the tempest?

Joe Biden wants to poke the bear. Aside from being an act of war, it's incredibly foolish and a betrayal of 240 years of American tradition.

Love him or hate him to the point of tears, Donald Trump is an undeniable force of nature. He stormed into the 2024 presidential election and defeated Democrat candidate Kamala Harris by a projected 312 electoral votes to 226. One third of the country is ecstatic. Another third of the country is apoplectic. And another third couldn't give a rat's ass. How the heck did this happen?

Why wait until the election to learn who the new president is? We have you covered, along a few other predictions from election night through 2035!

For the past two presidential elections, a majority of the electorate has held their noses while punching their presidential ballots because of the quality of candidates listed thereon – and nothing improves this year. In fact, it’s the least desirable ticket in the modern era. In the spirit of fantasy sports, where players are drafted onto fantasy teams and their real-life performances determine...

One of the candidates believes he is ordained by God and the other candidate actually was ordained by the one percent. Welcome to Incontinence 2024 - because when all is said and done, everyone is going to need a wardrobe change.

It's been twenty-one days since a nursing home fry cook evaded the Secret Service with all of the precision and guile of Daffy Duck outsmarting Elmer Fudd, and yet the Federal Bureau of Ineptitude Investigation has yet to conjure a modicum of motive for Thomas Crooks to have wanted former president Donald Trump dead. Jacobin Brothers™ find a motive hiding in place sight.

As soon as the first bullet left Thomas Crooks' rifle on its way toward Donald Trump, pronouncements of a second shooter flooded the bitwaves. Let's talk about it.

The Democrats are in deep doo-doo – and so are the democratic processes they claim to care about so much.

A discussion of 2024's presumptive presidential candidates: Clown A, Clown B, and Clown C.

As Earth approaches the conclusion of another journey around the sun – or the Sun around Earth, if you subscribe to alternative facts - and the year 5345 on the Jacobin Calendar draws to a close, we pause to contemplate the global events that distracted our attention more than others.

Joe Biden, like every president since John Adams, wants you to believe he wields the power to improve the economy. Conversely, his detractors would have you believe that he bears sole responsibility for skyrocketing inflation and outrageously priced concert tickets. Borrowing from the eponymous political term of the 1980's, Bidenomics would have you believe that Uncle Joe Biden is here to save the...

Does the price of oil, and therefore gasoline, obey the laws of supply and demand? If not, who controls the production and price of oil?

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. is the last politically active member of the Papa Joe Kennedy Clan. Will his independent campaign for president crack the two-party system or will he be yet another footnote in the littany of also-rans?

On April 26, 2023 Tucker Carlson was invited, most unceremoniously, to leave FoxNews. At the time of his ejection, Tucker was the single most-watched news host in U.S. history, begging the question, why did FoxNews exile the goose that laid the golden egg to the desert of podcasts and self-styled media analysts? Per usual, the Jacobins have an angle that will not hear anywhere else.

In early 2020, Donald Trump started warning his supporters of a rigged election in anticipation of what was then an unlikely loss. In November of 2020, Donald's prediction came true; he lost the election. However, not content to concede with humility, Trump challenged the election results in six states under the campaign "Stop the Steal". Was there a constitution basis for challenging the certific...

On September 1, 2022 Joe Biden gave a speech in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia. It that's all it was, it would be just another tissue of lies presented by a lying liar, as are all politicians, even presidents. However, Mumbly Joe and his handlers elevated the verbal and presentational rhetoric of the speech to heights and extremes not seen in American politics since – ever. Also, we ta...

The media would have you believe that Vladimir Putin is an unhinged madman. Joe Biden would have you believe that killing people with bullets is acceptable while killing them with chemical weapons is not.

Putin rolls Ukraine. Biden has no answers.