Exquisite Suffering

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 179: Gabe Newell Simulator 20.12.2023 5:00 ↓

Me gamer, me want game. Where game?! WHERE GAME?!

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 178: Reservoir Dogs 06.12.2023 5:00 ↓

Ah. The PS2. A simpler time when we could make a 15 year old movie into a video game and we'd all say "yeah, alright. That makes sense."

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 177: Chameleon Twist 2 17.11.2023 5:00 ↓

T-Shirt idea: "All podcasts inevitably turn into reflections on aging."

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 176: Putt-Putt Goes to the Moon 01.11.2023 5:00 ↓

I seriously played this game dozens of times as a kid. Only now am I realizing that Bart Simpson voices the boy-car. Actually, is it a boy? I suppose cars have neither gender nor genitalia.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 175: The Rapid Angel 18.10.2023 5:00 ↓

Anime stans. Please. Can we at least admit that, this, THIS, is ugly?

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 174: C: The Contra Adventure 04.10.2023 5:00 ↓

I misread a number and that's why this episode is late! Also, how does one count?

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 173: XIII 21.09.2023 5:00 ↓

It's either the 173rd episode of Exquisite Suffering, or the 13th. I forget.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 172: Laser Lords 06.09.2023 5:00 ↓

M'laser.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 171: Battletanx 16.08.2023 5:00 ↓

Tanx, but no tanx.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 170: Ultima: Stones of Virtue 02.08.2023 5:00 ↓

There was supposed a second, companion title called Ultima: Slabs of Vice, but they just thought it sounded naughty.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 169: Medal of Honor: Underground (GBA) 19.07.2023 5:00 ↓

A shitty version of something that was, at best, mid.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 168: Beethoven 05.07.2023 5:00 ↓

BEETH. OVEN.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 167: Impossible Creatures 21.06.2023 5:00 ↓

You can make any kind of creature you want! Wait, no. NO! Not like that! What is wrong with you?

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 166: Wolverine: Adamantium Rage 07.06.2023 5:00 ↓

All the classics are here! Trevor Fitzroy, Albert... uhhhhh.... the guy with the claws.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 164: Cory in the House 03.05.2023 5:00 ↓

Cory! In the house! What are the odds?!

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 163: Monty Python and the Holy Grail 19.04.2023 5:00 ↓

You have chosen... poorly. That's this movie, right?

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 162: Rat Simulator 05.04.2023 5:00 ↓

Hey. Let's eat some trash. You go first.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 161: Taz-Mania 15.03.2023 5:00 ↓

This Game Gear game has music that sounds like clowns doing a prank in a synthesizer.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 160: Teenagent 01.03.2023 5:00 ↓

Sup, fellow teens. Yeet. How is capitalism oppressing you today? Ha ha, I hear that.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 159: Tiny Tank 15.02.2023 5:00 ↓

Egg on my face. I asked for a Tiny Tank episode and then they make fun of Green Day half the episode. Truly this is the monkey's paw.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 158: Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future 01.02.2023 5:00 ↓

There he is. There's that slippery, wet bastard. Always defending the future. We'll show him who's the boss around here. Get 'em, fellas!

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 157: Chuck Rock 18.01.2023 5:00 ↓

We return to the inexplicable Cave-Mania of the early nineties with one of the least effective protagonists ever seen in a platformer. Chuck Rock's primary attack is to bulge his belly out by a few inches. And maybe throw stones if they happen to be nearby. And maybe assault a Buca di Beppo if it doesn't have crenelated battlements.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 156: Totally Spies! Totally Party 04.01.2023 5:00 ↓

It's time to talk about a kids' show that we were too old for, but somehow are too innocent to fully understand. Totally Spies! Totally Party is a very boring party game, like only the early 2000s could produce. But its subject matter is a show that was entirely colonized by people who were Too Horny, and it's now considered to be an entry point for every fetish under the sun.

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 155: Nicktoons Racing 22.12.2022 5:00 ↓

You know Nick. You know Toons. But did you know they raced? Like M&Ms and pious zoo animals before them, all of your favorites like Spongebob and Daggett and Norbert hopped in little cars and went around and round. We touch on the GBC and PSX versions of the game before talking about the best clock ever made, and the portable cutoff time for when Nickelodeon stopped being good (i.e. for you).

[PREVIEW] Exquisite Suffering 154: Rocket Knight Adventures 07.12.2022 5:00 ↓

Rocket Knight Adventure is a good game. Its graphics are big and bold, the platforming has a good amount of variety, and the combat is flawed but not worthy of a dragging. So we talk about the game's merits instead, before turning to the question: If humans worked on Gremlins rules, could we find love?