Expounded Universe

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/expounded-universe-154-awakened-the-wrath-of-the-lizard.mp3 Another chapter, another session of opening up lootboxes on a shuttle.  At least this time we finally make it to Dantooine, even if we don’t see much of the titular ruins thereof.  Time for some kissin’ in the rain and long form animal identification. Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/expounded-universe-153-hot-corellian-nights.mp3 The next thing we knew she was getting sexually excited by guns and manhands in the back of a freighter.  I never thought it would happen to me.  Oh also C-3PO shows up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/expounded-universe-152-lf1m-need-bioengineer.mp3 As the dread Captain Nym enters the story, we begin a short but fascinating era where this books is basically based on two video games at once!  Our heroes leave Naboo for the sulfur planet Lok, where the thin veneer of story falls off immediately, leaving only video games and patriarchy.  Truly a de...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/expounded-universe-151-in-out-borgles.mp3 The pieces of this obvious romance novel fall into place as Dusque and Tendau head to the hard zone moon of Rori to do some boots on the ground bio-engineering.  It all goes great until they find a mutant! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/expounded-universe-150-you-would-not-believe-the-darktrinn-i-pull.mp3 As the book progresses, it begins to dawn on us… oh no, this is self-insert fanfic!  Help!  It’s official but that’s what it is!  We watch as Dusque is pulled from room to room through a casino by a variety of thirsty, thirsty dudes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/expounded-universe-149-shes-not-like-the-other-imps.mp3 A book set in the world created by an MMO licensed from movies, huh?  Sure, why not?  It’s Ruins of Dantooine, and while I’m sure ruins will turn up at some point, right now it’s time for some framing elements and our first new character, Dusque Mistflier.  Don’t judge, people in Star Wars hav...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/expounded-universe-148-its-over.mp3 As is our custom, we wrap up with a brief discussion about what we’ve learned here from this book, then dive into some good old fashioned listener Q&A before announcing the next book (It looks like a good one to me!)  See you in two weeks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/expounded-universe-147-for-she-is-the-qwi-xux-haderach.mp3 Time to wrap this baby up!  And how?  Why obviously with a bunch more descriptions of Admiral Daala’s famous hair!  Also the Sun Crusher, while not yet crushing suns, is finally unleashed to just fly… through stuff. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/expounded-universe-146-the-mon-mothman-prophecies.mp3 Just when Han is about to get out the Maw, Luke and Lando are dragging us back in!  Meanwhile, how come Leia doesn’t have a staff?  She apparently has an aide, but not a very good one.  Shouldn’t she have a staff?  Like, a whole office building worth of staff? Learn more about your ad choices. V...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/expounded-universe-145-xux-to-be-you.mp3 Two stereotypes for the price of one!  It’s time to meet Qwi Xux, a sexy anime scientist who… doesn’t see the moral concerns in building devastating superweapons yet.  Luke and Lando continue to futz around, and I guess some other stuff happens?  Sort of? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/expounded-universe-144-miss-daala-if-youre-natasi.mp3 Fully half the book before we met Daala, but boy oh boy does she ever make an impression (on herself).  We’ll have a lot to say about her and her fascinating hair, along with just ripping into Luke and Lando for half-assing everything (that’s Chewie’s job!) and continuing our imploring of Leia t...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/expounded-universe-143-look-maw-no-hans.mp3 Okay first of all this is chapters 15-17.  Jef is easily confused.  Han, Chewie and Kyp mount a daring escape while Leia keeps track of Luke’s new Jedi candidates, and her own kids too.  Plus an Imperial surprise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/expounded-universe-142-bespin-rawwks.mp3 The time has come to meet Jedi candidate number two!  Streen is a classic “psychic trying to find quiet in a world full of noisy thinkers” archetype, and to get him, we have to go to Bespin.  Why?  Because it was in a movie once, duh.  Meanwhile, Han just keeps riding around in mining carts, and Leia… Leias....

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/expounded-universe-141-blob-and-weave.mp3 Lando is off on a quest to investigate a gambler.  He will have to go to a gambling place where there is gambling.  Hey, what do we know about this guy again?  Also Leia gets worse and then gets an awakening, and Han starts a little riot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/expounded-universe-140-a-kyp-off-the-old-block.mp3 Who wants to meet Kyp Durron?  No one?  Too bad!  Also Luke faces Gantoris’ lethal “tests” while Lando shows up, hat in hand, hoping for a handout of something to do in one of these books for once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/expounded-universe-139-you-can-gantoris-or-you-can-gantorthat.mp3 Aw shoot last week we thought we got all the boring intro chapters, but here we are dealing with Leia’s story startup for the episode!  Should have guessed!  Anyway, Han has crashed, Luke has a plan, and Leia… is rich.  Why do they keep doing that? Learn more about your ad choices. V...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/expounded-universe-138-going-down-to-kessel-goin-to-have-myself-a-mine.mp3 You knew we’d cover one of this guy’s books eventually, and here we are!  This trilogy features the introductions of known series players like Nataasi Daala and Kyp “White Space Privilege” Durron.  We’re still in a place setting stage here, but chills, thrills, and silliness...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/expounded-universe-137-only-hooles-rush-in.mp3 Chills, thrills, spills, and a last minute rescue!  Oh the joy of it!  Every foreshadow comes dramatically home to roost and we’re done! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/expounded-universe-136-the-titular-line.mp3 Tash goes to Smada’s castle to confront that gross old Hutt!  Then they escape on a skimboard (no pads this time!) and learn a dark secret.  It’s so scary! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/expounded-universe-135-slurpin-the-dirt.mp3 The GANKS disappeared all of a sudden, and then Zak went out on his cool skimboard (but remembered to wear his awesome pads) while Tash had a spooky adventure!  Slurp Slurp! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/expounded-universe-134-hey-thats-smada-for-you.mp3 It was GANKS that shoved our heroes against a wall!  And the chapter climaxes keep on rolling, as we meet some familiar heroes, learn about ship maintenance, and go to an Enzeen sleepover. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/expounded-universe-133-the-sweet-life-of-zack-and-tash.mp3 Prepare yourselves for true horror, as we dive into the spooky world of Galaxy of Fear, the tween terror series that wasn’t a cashing in on Goosebumps being a thing.  Not at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/expounded-universe-132-leviathor-ragnarok.mp3 Boy howdy, that was a lot of fun.  We got whales, pirate captains, valleys of giant oysters, and an unsurprising revelation about the might Trioculus, all wrapped into a quick little package.  Enjoy!  Note that this was a super short book and we’re not going to be doing a wrap up on it.  We’ll just be t...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/expounded-universe-131-dark-greetings.mp3 Welcome to an Expanded Universe special edition!  This book is too short for a full season so we’re making a little snack out of it.  But boy are we ever thrilled to be in the exciting world of Star Wars for kids, where everything is taken at face value and the empire knows good and full well they’re the ba...

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/expounded-universe-130-the-end-of-stars-end.mp3 You know how these wrap up episodes go!  We talk about what we liked and didn’t like, then we answer a million listener questions and announce the next book!  It’s been 10 seasons now, come on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices