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Salutations! We begin our (second) journey through the fantasy world of Remnant by talking about the four trailers that Rooster Teeth dropped. We meet our four protagonists and learn all sorts of world building and lore. That definitely wasn't just an addition Nora made to the summaries. You can support the show and get episodes a week early by subscribing to our Patreon ! You can follow Nora @Sku...

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUTATIONS!! NWBY returns to chat about the two RWBY/Justice League crossover movies, which are exactly as this episode title describes. Also, Nora checks in with some broad summaries and impressions of Volume 9 and the final dregs of RWBY that were put out in the twilight days of Rooster Teeth. Be advised that we had a few audio issues, but our wonderful editor did their absolute...

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In which Nora and Autumn watched the VGAs from 2003, discuss old TVs and old consoles, and guess the name of that purple monkey pokémon. you know the one. with the glove for the tail.

Autumn is joined by Em from Abnormal Mapping to talk about one of Em's favorite movies of 2024, The People's Joker. We talk about Batman, parental trauma, trans narratives, outsider vs corporate art, taco bell, mnemonic devices, and much more! This was a very fun episode to record, I hope people enjoy the episode! Also, watch the movie! It's good!

Episode Notes Happy Life Day, friends! We return as we do every year to celebrate what really matters: Chewie's family. This year we are joined by Grace Benfell as our quest continues!

Episode Notes We did it! Thank you so much to everyone who listened to the pod. This episode, we watched the film adaptation of Eragon! It's not what I would call a good movie, but I enjoyed it. I don't know that everyone else will have the same reaction... While this is coming out now we did record it a month ago so if you sent in an email we did not get it in time! We will probably try to addres...

Episode Notes we did it! we read the damn books. thank you to everyone for coming on this journey with us. please send us emails for our finale!

Episode Notes We're back with the first half of 2023's Murtagh! Join us as we see...that it's quite a bit like To Sleep in a Sea of Stars. This is the author that Chris has evolved into, for good or ill. We think it's for ill. Regardless, you'd best start believin' in RPG plots; you're in one!

Episode Notes We're back! Much like in Eragon, the dragons have returned and its our job to read about them. This episode we read The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm, a collection of short stories set in the world of Eragon! These are all little vignettes with framing devices as Eragon hears. watches, or reads about the mysterious goings on in the world around him. It's a good time mostly! When we...

I love my wife

Due to a reaction between his latent genetic mutation and an injection of mongoose blood, Robert Frank has the ability to move at superhuman speed and has superhuman reflexes. He can create cyclones by running in circles, and can run up walls and across water. Even in middle age, he was running at approximately 100 mph. The Whizzer has learned a unique, self-taught fighting style that exploits the...

Episode Notes Endings, farewell, and see-you-soons. We did it! We finished the four books of the Inheritance Cycle. Next up: The Fork, the Witch, & the Worm! Thank you everyone for joining us on this quest. It's been fun!

Episode Notes Eragon and Saphira go on a quest to discover the truth behind a mysterious prophecy, seek their true names, eat some snails, and realize that the world is round. All in a day's work for a dragon and rider. Next time, we finish the book! And the Cycle!

Episode Notes More nothing! But also, some of the coolest magic shit in the series. Next time we will have more to talk about though!! Next reading: "By the Banks of Lake Leona" - "Return"

Episode Notes We read a quarter of this book and nothing happens! We get mostly warfare this episode, with Roran departing to break a siege with boats. Meanwhile, Eragon fucks around, heals a baby again but does it good this time, and pines for Arya.

Episode Notes Welcome back! We finished Brisingr, and decided we may as well tell you about it. There was a firetruck idling outside Nora's window for the first ten minutes, so please excuse the weird sound for that portion. But now we move on to even more family reveals, lore drops, and Eragon and Arya absolutely wiping the floor with a boss monster. Next episode, we're reading the first chunk of...

Episode Notes We're back yet again! This week: Eragon's sicko mom, dwarf politics, Roran's Killstreak, and more! Do YOU remember the eye colors of all your favorite characters? Next week we finish Brisingr! We're reading "Word of Wisdom" through "Sunrise"!

Yknow, this episode would be contraband in the world of Equilibrium (2002). Don't laugh or Taye Diggs will show up at your house to set your anime figurines on fire

Episode Notes We're back! Scheduling has been a bit fraught lately but that will not save you from hearing us chat about dragons and their riders! Next week we'll be reading "Whispers in the Night" through "Ascension."

Episode Notes After a brief delay, we begin our time with Brisingr, or The Seven Promises of Eragon Shadeslayer and Saphira Bjartskular. In this first episode, we fulfill one of those very promises: to take vengeance on the Ra'zac for the murder of Eragon's uncle, and Roran's father. We also see some weird racist stuff with Nasuada, a touching evening of friendship between Eragon and Arya, and a b...

Episode Notes Hey look! Autumn and Nora recorded an Export Audio! This time, we decided to chat a little about Baldur's Gate 3.

Episode Notes Welcome back! This week, we wrap up our time with Eldest! Familiar faces are revealed, and the war begins in earnest. What further adventures await our beloved heroes? Read on!

Episode Notes Rawr! That means I love you in dragon. Anyway, welcome back! This week, TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!!!!! Eragon undergoes transformations both physical and intellectual, strikes the FUCK out with the lady, and generally tries to ready himself to be a guy in a fantasy plot. Meanwhile, Roran becomes Charlton Heston on a boat.

Episode Notes We're back in the saddle again! This week on Dragon Readers we started the second book of the Inheritance Cycle, Eldest! We also get introduced to our first non-Eragon POV chapters, which causes...a stir. Join us for bug men, dwarf culture, Tea Party guys circa 2005, and a dissection of elves! Music: Skye Cuillin by Kevin MacLeod Our reading for next episode: "Conviction" -...