Exceptionally Bad: Movie Reviews

Just in time for All Hallow's Eve! Listen in to Nate's exceptionally bad rendition of America's best known ghost story! 

Do you suffer from bad mask syndrome? Are the kids at the local arcade making fun of your knock off mask? Try SIlver Shamrock masks available in skull, witch, and Jack-O’-Lantern. Don’t wear Silver Shamrock masks if you are allergic to Silver Shamrock masks. Common side effects include diarrhea, bed wetting, and heads turning into bugs and or snakes. Talk to your doctor if your mask won’t come off...

In this bonus episode, Halloween super fan Ben and reluctantly adopted fan Nate, talk about the literary origins of Dracula and Frankenstein.  Do you know where those icons of Halloween come from?  Also, don't ever tell Ben that vampires have glimmering skin!   

Tired of losing one to two villagers to the local vampire? Lycanthropy keeping you in at night?  Call in the experts! Call 1-800-VAN-HELSING for all your left hand of God needs. Competitive prices! Will come to you! The guys (Ben, Bracken, Brant, Nate and producer, Danny) kick off Halloween season discussing this (scary?) film. This film stars Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale and Richard Roxburgh. Is...

Not long ago in a discount galaxy nearby the vaudevillian Count Zarth Arn will gather his army of troglodytes and amazons and attempt to hassle the Hoff!. The guys (Ben, Bracken, Brant, Nate and producer, Danny) visit this previously unknown space opera and give their reactions to one of the first this sci-fi films made in a post Star Wars world. This film stars a young David Haaelhoff, Marjoe Got...

In a world where legs are swept and the crane technique reigns supreme Mr. Miyagi will teach Julie Pierce the ultimate Kata… The Karate Watz.  The guys (Ben, Bracken, Brant (returns!), Nate and producer, Danny) visit the final outing of Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi with a breakout performance from Hilary Swank and Michael Ironside as the villainous Dugan. Is this film Exceptional or just Bad? The guys...

It's time for the BMA's (Bad Movie Awards) for the very first season of Exceptionally Bad!  Enjoy!  Fanfare for Space by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. Source: http://incompetech.com/

In a post Rocky world America turns to its sweatiest past times: Arm Wrestling and Long Haul Trucking in this heartwarmingly Over the Top story father and son will meet...HALFWAY. The guys (Ben, Bosco, Bracken, Nate and producer, Danny) visit the world of arm wrestling truck drivers as Sylvester Stallone goes in for the paycheck in this Kelly Loggins song filled movie of the 1980’s. Once again ask...

The Lines are open! To vote call 1-800-555-BMWR to vote for Cool As Ice press 1, to vote for Troll 2 press 2, to vote for A Talking Cat!?! press 3, to vote for From Justin to Kelly, hang up now! The guys (Ben, Brandon, Bracken, Nate and producer, Danny) go to Spring break in Miami to uncover what the prize is when you come in first and second place in the inaugural season of American Idol. Is this...

After he was a henchman in A View to A Kill and after he was Ivan Drago in Rocky IV but before he was in Red Scorpion and before he was in Kindergarten Cop 2 Dolph Lundgren was He-Man! The guys (Ben, Blade, Bracken, Nate and broducer, Danny) visit the world of He-Man in this Dolph Lundgren star vehicle. What do we think of Frank Langella as Skeletor and Courtney Cox in one of her earlier film role...

Minisode about the change of our podcast name...  Follow us on Instagram @ExceptionallyBad and Twitter @XceptionallyBad or email us at theguys@exceptionallybad.com or check out our website at exceptionallybad.com

In a world where Tara Reid is the smartest person in the room reality is optional. The guys (Ben, Biorn, Bracken, Nate and bro-ducer, Danny) discuss this sci-fi noir and the many Macguffins, demi-dogs and zombies found in this cinematic piece starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Dorff. The guys will break down whether or not this movie is worth watching with your friends. Follow us on...

From Popeyes and Glamour Shots comes a film featuring Razzie Nominated and Oscar Winning Actress Faye Dunaway….’s eyes. The guys (Bar’El, Ben, Bracken, Nate and producer, Danny) discuss this Superman franchise spinoff and why Bracken loves it so much. Starring Faye Dunaway, Helen Slater, Peter O’Toole, Peter Cook, Brenda Vaccaro and Mia Farrow. But just because Bracken holds it as a guilty pleasur...

From Academy Award Winner Nicolas Cage if you got a bee in your bonnett don’t put it in a cage get some Wicker Man! The guys (Ben, Bracken, Buford, Nate and producer, Danny) discuss the merits of this Nicolas Cage remake of the 1973 British classic of the original name. Starring Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, Leelee Sobieski, and Diane Delano. With a great...

From the legendary director who brought us Prison of the Dead, Bikini Goddesses, and Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama comes a heartwarming film for the whole family. The guys (Ben, Bracken, Buzz, Nate and producer, Danny) discuss the entertainment values of this direct to video movie. What causes Bracken to lose it...listen and find out. Shot in 3 days and featuring the voice talents of...

From the creators of green jello comes a film that will leave you saying J-E-L-L-NO!. Part 2 of 2… The guys (Barney, Ben, Bracken, Nate and producer, Danny) breakdown the horror premise of vegetarian goblins that want to eat people. We go over the enormity of this film and its cinematic work over two episodes and ask many startling questions along with the usual question, is this movie worth watch...

From the creators of green jello comes a film that will leave you saying J-E-L-L-NO!. Part 1 of 2… The guys (Barney, Ben, Bracken, Nate and producer, Danny) breakdown the horror premise of vegetarian goblins that want to eat people. We go over the enormity of this film and its cinematic work over two episodes and ask many startling questions along with the usual question, is this movie worth watch...

When Earth realm is in danger of interdimensional invasion three bumbling heroes and their French born Chinese god of lightning and thunder will rise in engaging Mortal Kombat. In view of the new version hitting theatres the guys (Nate, Ben, Baraka, Bracken and producer, Danny) revisit the original Mortal Kombat movie starring Christopher Lambert, Robin Shou, Linden Ashby, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, Br...

In a world short on water there is no shortage of rollerskates! The guys (Ben, Bracken, Barry, Nate and producer, Danny) roll over this forgotten gem of the past. From the producer that brought you the Producers comes this sci fi adventure starring Jami Gertz, Jason Patrick, Lucas Haas, and Perter Deluise. We ask the important questions like, is this movie worth watching with your friends? Follow...

From the creator of Dianetics comes a sci fi flop so epic it will blow your mind. John Travolta brings to the screen L. Ron Hubbard’s science fiction novel. Is his star power enough to make this cinematic outing work? The guys (Ben, Billy, Bracken, Nate and producer, Danny) ask the all important question, is this movie worth watching with your friends? Follow us on Instagram @ExceptionallyBad and...

From the marketing department of McDonald’s comes a family film so pure it will leave you saying “I’m loving it”. family film so You may have heard of Product Placement before but you have never seen anything like this before. Well ok, maybe E.T., well not really. The guys (Ben, Bracken, Brenden, Nate and producer, Danny) breakdown what is behind this alien adventure from the late 1980’s. Is this...

From the Academy Award winning cinematographer of Saving Private Ryan and Schindler’s List comes a visual spectacle so fresh you’ll find yourself saying “Word to your mother!”. The inaugural episode of Bad Movies Worse Reviews the guys (Ben, Bracken, Brant, Nate and producer, Danny) breakdown the ins and outs of this early 90’s classic. From the cinematographer that brought you Saving Private Ryan...