Everything's Perfect

AI Is Wild… and We’re Just Trying to Keep Up. Autumn and Donald dive into the bizarre, hilarious, and slightly unsettling world of artificial intelligence known as AI. From automated customer service agents (when you really just wish you could talk to a human), AI art, deepfakes, and dating-app algorithms. Is AI making life easier… or just weirder? Or, like also….a little scary maybe?  Autumn and...

The Pressure, the Prompts, and the “No Tip” Guilt Trip. In this painfully relatable and laugh-out-loud episode, Autumn and Donald dive headfirst into the world of tipping culture, where generosity meets guilt and every coffee counter has a tip screen silently judging you. From tipping at drive-thrus to awkward Venmo requests, they unpack how we got here, why we’re tipping for everything, and how s...

The Period Problem, Emoji Chaos & The Three Dots of Doom. Autumn and Donald dive into the hilarious (and mildly traumatic) world of modern texting —where one punctuation mark can turn a friendly message into a passive-aggressive crisis. From the eternal “Thank you.” vs “Thanks!” debate to decoding Gen Z slang and emoji overloads, they break down how communication has evolved—and occasionally g...

Costumes, Candy & Chaos — Why Halloween Hits Different as Adults. Autumn and Donald celebrate Halloween the only way they know how — with laughter, nostalgia, and a dash of chaos. From childhood trick-or-treat adventures to their favorite scary movies, they explore what makes Halloween fun, weird, and occasionally exhausting. Between bad costumes, haunted house confessions, and candy corn deba...

Planes, Gyms & Pube Panties — Modern Manners Gone Wrong In this hilarious and brutally honest episode, Autumn and Donald take on the chaos of modern etiquette — the do’s, don’ts, and what the hell happened?! of everyday behavior in 2025. From Kim Kardashian’s viral “bush panties” to airplane seatmates who forget deodorant, gym grunters, and text-reply ghosters, no topic is off-limits. What sta...

In this honest and wide-ranging episode, Autumn and Donald cover everything — from Taylor Swift’s Nashville Easter eggs and celebrity genius, to the real and raw dynamics of sibling rivalry and family healing. Through laughter, vulnerability, and a few hilarious tangents, they explore what it means to grow up, unlearn old patterns, and show up for yourself (and your siblings) even when life gets m...

In this candid and laugh-filled episode, Donald and Autumn answer your juiciest listener questions—from parenting and nutrition to dating, divorce, and the daily chaos of adult life. Think of it as one big Instagram Q&A, but with fewer filters and a lot more honesty. They dive into childhood habits, skincare truths, body image, relationships, and the myth of “having it all together.” Autumn ge...

Unwrapping the Art of Gift Giving: Returns, Regifting & Holiday Pressure In this festive and unfiltered episode, Donald and Autumn unwrap the highs and lows of gift giving — from the joy of thoughtful surprises to the awkward reality of returns and regifting. They share personal stories of favorite childhood presents (yes, Cabbage Patch dolls and Barbies make an appearance), laugh over wrappin...

Autumn and Donald press pause on their usual deep dives for a much-needed venting session . In this cathartic “bitch-fest,” they swap their most jaw-dropping, maddening, and occasionally hilarious customer service nightmares. From being denied groceries over a chipped ID, to getting booted off a flight for following directions , to a tax fiasco that nearly sparked legal drama—nothing’s off the tab...

⚠ Sensitive Content Warning This episode includes open discussions of gun violence, trauma, loss of life, social division, and political issues. Listener discretion is strongly advised. In this special episode, Autumn and Donald step away from their usual lighthearted conversations to reflect on the recent tragedy involving Charlie Kirk and the ongoing wave of violence in the U.S. They explore the...

⚠ Sensitive Content WarningThis episode includes discussions of bullying, harassment, suicide, self-harm, and sexual assault. Listener discretion is strongly advised. Autumn and Donald break from their usual schedule for an emergency weekend recording to dive into a shocking Netflix documentary about a small-town texting harassment case. Together, they unpack the story’s twists and turns, explore...

⚠ Sensitive Content Warning This episode discusses mental health, anxiety, childhood trauma, and brain health. Listener discretion is advised. Unfiltered Conversations: Brain Scans, Concert Adventures & Finding Humor in Hard Times In this raw and relatable episode, Donald and Autumn get real about the highs and lows of life—mixing Backstreet Boys singalongs with the heavy weight of medical unc...

From California Heatwaves to Being “Fit for TV”... What starts as a casual catch-up turns into an honest conversation about diet culture, body image, and the pressure of being “fit for TV.” Autumn and Donald open up about childhood experiences, media influence, and how humor often hides insecurities. Along the way, they riff about awkward on-screen moments to childhood experiences with food and se...

In this unfiltered episode, Donald and Autumn take you on a wild ride through their history with alcohol — from hilarious “party days” moments to life-changing, sobering experiences. They share first-time drinking stories, embarrassing mishaps, unforgettable nights, and the moments that forced them to rethink their relationship with alcohol. Donald opens up about a near-fatal drunk driving acciden...

In this raw and heartfelt episode, Donald Stamper shares his courageous journey of coming out as gay — a story marked by fear, faith, and the fight to live authentically. From wrestling with religious beliefs and societal expectations to the moment he finally revealed his truth to family, Donald’s story shines a light on the struggles many face in seeking self-acceptance. This episode explores the...

Unexpected confessions? Oh, we’ve got plenty. Buckle up for another wild ride on Everything's Perfect —the podcast where nothing’s perfect, but it’s all 100% real. In this episode, Autumn and Donald spill the tea on everything from hair extensions to last-minute medical trips to Tijuana (yep, that happened). We’re diving deep into personal growth, big dreams, awkward decisions, and the chaos of fi...

Have you ever asked yourself, “is this really my life? Is this all there is? How do I live a bigger, better life?” In this deeply relatable conversation, Autumn and Donald dive into the world of dreams and ambitions, fears and failures, and how you can make your dreams come true despite the self-doubt and challenges. Join us as we explore the journey of pursuing dreams, the challenges faced along...

In this revealing episode of Everything’s Perfect, hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper dive headfirst into the realities of the college experience and student loan debt—two topics that continue to affect millions of Americans. In the first few minutes, they raise the central question: Is college really worth it? And is the cost—emotionally, physically, and financially—justified? Autumn share...

In this emotionally raw episode of Everything’s Perfect, hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper unpack the collapse of the BODi partner network and the transition from MLM to affiliate marketing. The unexpected shutdown of the BODi partner network and the company’s shift from MLM to affiliate marketing shook the fitness coaching world... and Autumn is finally ready to talk about it. For the fir...

Dating after divorce and dating in your 40s can be a wild, emotional, and often hilarious ride—and that’s exactly what co-hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper unpack in this laugh-out-loud, painfully relatable episode of Everything’s Perfect. Yes, we’re saying it twice for the ones in the back: dating after divorce and dating in your 40s is the main dish on today’s plate, and this is a feast...

In this episode of Everything’s Perfect, hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper dive deep into what it truly means to be aging gracefully in a world dominated by unrealistic beauty standards. With aging gracefully and beauty standards on everyone’s mind, this candid and hilarious conversation exposes both the pressures and freedoms that come with growing older — particularly in front of the cam...

Childhood trauma and healing childhood wounds are central themes in this raw and revealing episode of Everything’s Perfect, hosted by Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper. If you've ever wondered how your childhood trauma might still affect you today or if healing childhood wounds is even possible, this episode will offer you both validation and tools to begin that journey. Autumn and Donald open t...

Making friends as an adult and maintaining adult friendships can feel awkward, overwhelming, and even isolating—but you're not alone. In this heartfelt and hilariously relatable episode of Everything is Perfect, hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper dive deep into the messy, joyful, and sometimes painful world of adult friendships.  Through candid stories and laugh-out-loud moments, they open...

In this energetic and unfiltered episode of Everything’s Perfect, hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper take you behind the scenes of their whirlwind 48-hour adventure in New York City, filled with humor, heart, and high-stakes fitness. From coach class flights to competing in the international HYROX competition, this episode is packed with fitness inspiration, real talk, and the kind of candi...

In this chilling episode of Everything's Perfect, hosts Autumn Calabrese and Donald Stamper uncover what might be their most unnerving experience yet. While reviewing a recent podcast episode, they discovered something terrifying: a ghostly voice saying "subscribe" and laughing immediately after Autumn joked, "we have a ghost." This is not a gimmick. The audio speaks for itself. As they explore th...