Everything I Learned From Movies

Steve & Izzy continue The Shortest Month with this 2009 straight-to-DVD special starring Gary Coleman, Scottie Pippen, Ron Jeremy and... that's really about it... or is it?!? We get some appreciated help from Brent of the Home Video Hustle Podcast as well!!! Will he enjoy it?!? Is the offensive name misleading?!? Why doesn't Hollywood use more Little Thespians?!? Did this movie kill Gary Coleman?!...

Steve & Izzy sit down to interview actor Emmett Hunter III whose best known for his roles on "Stan Against Evil", "Atlanta", "Homeland" & "Burn Notice" but was also a star football player & a father of three incredible daughters!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, #EmmettForCandyman, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies  Instagram - www.insta...

Steve & Izzy continue The Shortest Month with this 1981 chestnut starring too many great English actors to list... and Steve is actually watching it for the first time!!! Will he enjoy it?!? Does it stand the test of time?!? Why doesn't Hollywood use more Little Thespians?!? What do the Beatles have to do with this movie?!? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, get to the portal, and...

In this episode, Steve sits down with Dr. Uwe Boll who directed over 30 movies and joined us originally last year... but this time he's talking about his podcast Uwe Boll Raw, some of the hard pressing topics of the current day, and also his latest film project that may surprise & inspire you!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, check out Bauhaus Restaurant in Vancouver, and enjoy!   Twitter - www...

Following the latest episode of the game show "Cast Away" features Craig from Matinee Heroes and Stork & Peacock from Besotted Geek as they cast the "Police Academy" reboot, we talked about our picks, alternative picks, and whatever other random stuff came into our heads... in this SUPERSIZED Aftermath episode. Who do they think will make the best Mahoney, Lassard, Jonesy, Tackleberry, Hightower,...

Steve is joined by Brendan & Nathan from What Were They Thinking Podcast to discuss the 2003 offering "Tiptoes" starring Matthew McConaughey, Gary Oldman, Kate Beckinsale & Peter Dinklage to celebrate The Shortest Month!!! Does this movie spread knowledge of the LPDL?!? Why do we talk about Muppets?!? Can this really be as bad as people say it is?!?   So kick back, grab a few brews, sit in a couch...

Our latest episode of the game show "Cast Away" features Craig from Matinee Heroes and Stork & Peacock from Besotted Geek as they cast the "Police Academy" reboot!!! Who do they think will make the best Mahoney, Lassard, Jonesy, Tackleberry, Hightower, Hooks and more?!? Listen & find out... then vote on Twitter & Patreon at @EILFMOVIES   So kick back, grab a few brews, (Blue Oyster Club music), an...

Steve & Izzy discuss Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes starring Marky Mark, Tim Roth, Michael Clarke Duncan & Paul Giamatti!!! Can the visionary that brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure & Batman Returns revitalize the "Planet of the Apes" for a new generation? How did the casting of this movie influence two other MAJOR franchises?!? Did the sexy ape foreplay work for you too?!?   So kick back, grab a...

Please enjoy our 2018 Stevie Awards & Year End Spectacularrrrrrrrrr!!! We crown the greatest movies of 2018, the worst performances we've covered, and as our intro song would suggest... one-liners, plotholes & gratuitious boobiiiiiiiies... and much more!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, and the winner is... enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies ...

Steve & Izzy discuss the FINALE of the 5-part "Planet of the Apes" original series in which Caesar has successfully led the Apes in a revolt to overcome slavery... but can the Apes survive on the same planet with Humans? Or even with themselves? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, don't say that forbidden N-word, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.f...

Steve & Izzy answer your questions and give you some updates on upcoming episodes, ways to win prizes, and generally just have a great time in this Mini Episooooooooduh!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, tell us your favorite theme month so far, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instagram - www.instagram.com/eilfmovies Etsy - www.untidyven...

Steve & Izzy discuss the 4th installment of the Planet of the Apes saga, CONQUEST of the Planet of the Apes... with special guest Craig from the Matinee Heroes Podcast!!! Little baby Milo has grown up to be raised by Ricardo Montelban & renamed Caesar... now what?   So kick back, grab a few brews, and you of all people should know to enjoy!!!   Matinee Heroes - www.matineeheroes.com  Twitter - www...

After our latest episode of the game show "Cast Away" we sat down with guests Peter from Podstalgic, Jarrett from Sci Fi Double Feature Drive-In Podcast & the lovely Izzy from our show after rebooting the classic "Big Trouble in Little China" & talked about... well... a lot of crazy things!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, know what Jack Burton says at a time like this, and enjoy!!!   Twitter -...

Steve & Izzy continue JANUARY OF THE APES with the 3rd in the series, 1971's "Escape from the Planet of the Apes" starring Roddy McDowall & Kim Hunter. How does the story continue after the ending of "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"? Would you watch a sitcom about two apes living in Los Angeles? What is it about Ricardo Montelban that's so f**king amazing? Let's find out!   So kick back, grab a fe...

Our latest episode of the game show sweeping the world "Cast Away" features Peter from Podstalgic, Jarrett from Sci Fi Double Feature Drive-In Podcast & the lovely Izzy from our show rebooting the classic "Big Trouble in Little China"   So kick back, grab a few brews, know what Jack Burton says at a time like this, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies  Facebook - www.facebook.com/ei...

Steve & Izzy start off 2019 with JANUARY OF THE APES, a celebration of the sequels to the 1968 classic "Planet of the Apes" (which Steve has never seen) and we find out if they're actually legit films!!! Can Man coexist with Ape? How can you win an incredible prize in January? What does an Ape Sauna smell like? Let's find out!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, INVADE!!!, and enjoy!!!   Twitter -...

Just in time for your Christmas morning, our first recording from THE OFFICIAL Fortress of Solitude features DMXmas as we talk about the 2000 movie "Romeo Must Die" starring Jet Li, Aaliyah, Delroy Lindo, and even DMX (briefly). Can love survive between people from two warring families? Can a coffee shop, clothing store, dance studio & orphange survive as one singular business ran by a woman with...

Steve gets to fulfill his lifelong dream of speaking with Gary Goddard, the creator & director of his favorite show from his childhood "Captain Power & the Soldiers of the Future"!!! He also directed the movie "Masters of the Universe" and now has moved on to something possibly even more magical... designing & directing theme park attractions all across the globe!!!   So kick back, grab a few brew...

This week, Steve & Izzy discuss one of the most perplexing (as to why its critical scores are so high) movies to hit our podcast, 1987's "Angel Heart" starring Mickey Rourke, Lisa Bonet & special appearance by Robert DeNiro. Why is this so renowned? Does it stand the test of time? Is there a hero to this story? Why is a detective not detecting? Let's find out!   So kick back, grab a few brews, dan...

For this mini episode, we talk about some of our favorite Christmas memories & answer some random questions about the holidays! Enjoy... and remember to tell those wonderful people that you care about how much you love them... because you never know when the last time you see or talk to them will be... so just play it safe! Happy Holidays everyone!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Happy Holidays from Steve & Izzy... and their great friends Ben & Kristin making their podcast debut to discuss the 1984 classic "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension"!!! Was this movie ahead of its time? Can one man be a neurosurgeon, world-renowned musician, particle physicist... and find love? Can Ben make a blackberry pie while also being a guest on a podcast? All these a...

After the second episode of our new game show "Cast Away!", where we rebooted the Mortal Kombat franchise, we sat down with the the hosts of Cult 45 Podcast, the Kung Fu Drive-In Podcast & What Were They Thinking? to discuss their picks, the show, alternate picks, DMX, future interviews, impressions, alternate dimensions, and whatever else comes to our minds.   So kick back, grab a few brews, test...

Our first Patreon Fan Club Pick from the $10 monthly tier comes from Superfan Brendan of the What Were They Thinking? Podcast (wwttpodcast.podbean.com), and it starts off December right with 1996's "Santa with Muscles" starring Hulk Hogan, Ed Begley jr, preteen Mila Kunis & GARRETT MORRIS!!!   So kick back, grab a few brews, remember the Santa Rules, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmo...

In the second episode of our new game show "Cast Away!", we reboot the Mortal Kombat franchise with the help of Cult 45 Podcast, the Kung Fu Drive-In Podcast & What Were They Thinking?   So kick back, grab a few brews, test your might, and enjoy!   Cult 45 - www.cult45podcast.com Kung Fu Drive-In Podcast - www.kungfudrivein.libsyn.com What Were They Thinking? - www.wwttpodcast.podbean.com Twitter...

We continue Mo'vember with 1991's "Hook" with our friend Katie in the background occasionally. Does this childhood classic hold up? Who would be the best modern day Captain Hook? What's the deal with Tinker Bell & the people that love her? Let's find out!!!   So kick, back grab a few brews, bangarang, and enjoy!!!   Twitter - www.twitter.com/eilfmovies Facebook - www.facebook.com/eilfmovies Instag...