Everything I Learned From Movies

Steve & Izzy continue a random May, where guests (or hosts) pick their movies, as they are joined by Lewis Falkenrath of FalkenCraft to discuss 2013's "Zero Charisma" starring ... honestly, probably nobody you know!!! Which characters will the hosts identify with? See in others? When's the last time you had Circus Peanuts? Which is faster: The Millennium Falcon or the Enterprise? Why wasn't Jack-i...

Steve & Izzy continue a random May, where guests (or hosts) pick their movies, as they are joined by Professor Ryan L. Terry to discuss 1976's "Burnt Offerings" starring Oliver Reed, Karen Black, Bette Davis, Burgess Meredith & more!!! Can a music box produce music that isn't creepy? Is this just a family drama over unresolved issues? What books do you need to buy for the holidays? What would you...

In this Mini Episode, Steve & Izzy went to theatres to watch 2024's "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes" starring Kevin Durand, William H Macy & more!!! Is this Mad Max: Furry Road? Will they care about any of the humans? How does it compare with the other Planet of the Apes movies? Will they be hype AF for a sequel?!? Let's find out!!! So kick back, grab a few brews, fly like an eagle, and enjoy!!...

Steve & Izzy kick off a random May, where guests (or hosts) pick their movies, as they are joined by Matt Anderson & Eddie the Axe from the Ed & Matt on Campus Podcast to discuss 1998's "Dead Man on Campus" starring Thomas Everett Scott, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Alyson Hannigan, Jason Segal & more!!! Are there any heroes in this movie? Was this movie script a group project? Did we casually discover th...

Steve & Izzy are joined by Eric, Tanya, Brad & Mountain Man Dan of the Gran Touring Motorsports Break/Fix Podcast to discuss 2021's "Senior Moment" starring William Shatner, Jean Smart, Christopher Lloyd, Esai Morales, Joe Estevez & more!!! Does that car really only have 44 HP? What is like two eggs doing the salsa? Should the elderly be allowed to drive? Why don't they just talk in romantic comed...

Steve & Izzy continue APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they are joined by author Bryan (and Jason in spirit) of the History of Bad Ideas Podcast to discuss 2018's "Rampage" starring Dwayne Johnson, Naomie Harris, Jack Quaid, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Malin Akerman & more!!! How many dogs does the Rock have? How violent can PG-13 get? Who poaches the poachers? Do you...

Steve & Izzy open up the Patreon vaults from back in Doppleganger December, a month-long celebration of similar movies that came out the same year & get confused with one another, as they are joined by Chris of the Home Video Hustle Podcast to discuss the 2022 "Pinocchio" movies from Disney starring Tom Hanks, and from Guillermo del Toro starring all the usual voice talents!!! What is the new rent...

Steve & Izzy continue APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they are joined by Chef Robby to discuss 2023's "Ape vs. Mecha Ape" starring Tom Arnold, half the cast of Triassic World & more!!! What does it sound like when someone is Russian by way of Wisconsin? What happens when a robot ape witha nuclear warhead hits Chicago? Should we watch the original? What geograp...

Steve & Izzy continue APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they discuss 2006's "Spymate" starring Emma Roberts, Pat Morita, Richard Kind, Musetta Vander, Debra Jo Rupp & more!!! Why wasn't this movie called Lawrence of ArAPEia? Will a laser drill to the Core stir memories of early episodes in Steve? Can a movie about a chimp spy with DeLoreans & ninjas get even coo...

Steve & Izzy continue APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they are joined by author Heather Osoy & her husband Cesar to discuss 2010's "Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back" starring the voice talents of Tom Kenny, Stanley Tucci, Patrick Warburton, Cheryl Hinds & more!!! Will it matter that we know nothing of the original movie? Where can you buy Heather's amazing...

In this Mini Episode, Steve & Izzy talk about their latest Mountain Dew adventure... and also their road trip to Los Angeles & Las Vegas to visit fellow podcasters and internet personalities!!! How is Hard Mountain Dew? What does it take to be classified as a Hotel? Is Death Valley worth the trip? Or more of a clever name?!? Let's find out!!! So kick back, grab a few brews, meet your heroes, and e...

Steve & Izzy continue APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they discuss 2013's "Mr. Go" starring a bunch of Korean actors!!! Would you watch a gorilla play baseball? Does the Japanese James Spader star in this movie? Wanna hear people wretch from dog farts? When do we get the football sequel? Can an ape make their own decisions?!? Let's find out!!! So kick back, gr...

Steve & Izzy cap off this past DINOvember, a month-long celebration of dinosaur movies, as they are joined by Hanae of Kobo Studios to discuss 1995's "Prehysteria! 3" starring Fred Willard, a bunch of people you vaguely remember & a bunch of animatronic dinosaurs!!! Is there anything worse than this Scottish accent? How many dated references can you put in a 90s kids show? Is the father the worst...

Steve & Izzy kick off APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they are joined by Mario of the Superiority Complex to discuss 1976's "A*P*E" starring Alex Nicol, Joanna Kerns & more!!! Is this ape a chameleon? Do you like hearing deep discussions about Kong movies? How about some fantabulous Tim Gunn impressions? Did this movie have an environmental message?!? Let's fi...

In this Mini Episode, Steve & Izzy officially kick off APE-RIL, a month-long celebration of the finest simians in cinema, as they discuss 2024's "Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire" starring Rebecca Hall, Dan Stevens, Brian Tyree Henry, a lot of kaijus & more!!! Which of the newest Mountain Dew Baja flavors will they like? What's coming up in APE-RIL? Are they going on a road trip? How similar is thi...

Steve & Izzy continue Marky March, a month-long celebration of Mark Hamill movies this year (sorry Wahlberg), as they are joined by Diana & Ryan of Happily Ever Aftermath Podcast to discuss 1995's "Village of the Damned" starring Mark Hamill, Christopher Reeve, Kirstie Alley, Buck Flowers, Michael Pare, Linda Kozlowski & more!!! Does this count as forgotten John Carpenter? Are we the villains? Cou...

In this Mini Episode, Steve & Izzy are joined by Diana & Ryan of the Happily Ever Aftermath Podcast to discuss some of the upcoming movies that YOU need to know about!!! How does Angel Heart come into play? Are multiple studios trying to do a monster cinematic universe? What's coming up in regard to Ape Movies? On a scale of velvet to diamond, how hard are Steve's nipples?!? Let's find out!!! So k...

Steve & Izzy continue Marky March, a month-long celebration of Mark Hamill movies this year (sorry Wahlberg), as they are joined by Matt Anderson of the Mighty Peculiar Podcast & Ed and Matt on Campus to discuss 1992's "Time Runner" starring Mark Hamill, Rae Dawn Chong, Brion James & more!!! Do we need a spinoff podcast about Izzy's Dad? Whatever happened to mid-budget movies & their stars? Who is...

In this Mini Episode, Steve & Izzy try out the latest from Doritos with their Dinamita flavors of Flamin' Hot & Chile Limon!!! They also have the latest selections from Entertainmart in their Mystery Movie Bags!!! Which Dinamita will be best? Will our last new mystery movie lead to our first Mr. T movie on the podcast? Do you like Tim Gunn impressions?!? Let's find out!!! So kick back, grab a few...

Steve & Izzy continue Marky March, a month-long celebration of Mark Hamill movies this year (sorry Wahlberg), as they are joined by Jeff of the Suns & Shadows Podcast to discuss 1991's "The Guyver" starring Mark Hamill, JJ Walker, David Gale, Jeffery Combs, Linnea Quigley & more!!! How incredible is Steve's memory? Can an entire movie be built around incredible costumes? Who the hell let JJ Walker...

Steve & Izzy continue Marky March, a month-long celebration of Mark Hamill movies this year (sorry Wahlberg), as they are joined by Xub of the Broken Lords RPG Podcast to discuss 1990's "Midnight Ride" starring Mark Hamill, Michael Dudikoff, Robert Mitchum & more!!! Are we REAL critics? Is there a new dumbing cop ever? Are police officers bonkers for Donuts or Whoppers? Is this the front runner fo...

Steve & Izzy kick off Marky March, a month-long celebration of Mark Hamill movies this year (sorry Wahlberg), as they discuss 1989's "Slipstream" starring Mark Hamill, Bill Paxton, F Murray Abraham, Ben Kingsley, Muldoon from Jurassic Park & more!!! What are cities like in the not-too-distant future? Is this movie nothing but questionable heroes? Was Bill Paxton poisoned in this movie? Is this a s...

Steve & Izzy start off March the right way as they discuss their first theatrical experience in a LONG time with new movie 2024's "Dune Part 2" starring Timothee Chalamet, Zendaya, Austin Butler, Christopher Walken & many many more!!! How will they bring in the Navigators? Feyd Rautha? The Emporer & the Princess? Will Florence Pugh be without clothing for half the movie like the last time they wer...

Steve & Izzy continue a pretty random month, as they are joined by Lewis Falkenrath of Falkencraft to discuss 2020's "Monster Hunter" starring Milla Jovovich, Tony Jaa, Ron Perlman & more!!! Have we done ALL Paul WS Anderson movies except the Resident Evil Series? Do you need some questionable medical advice? How long are the days in the New World? Were there a bunch of cut scenes? Is the video ga...

Steve & Izzy continue a pretty random month, as they are joined by friends Brandon & Janet of Gypsy Nails to discuss 1995's "Rage" starring Gary Daniels, Kenneth Tigar, Peter Jason, friend of the podcast Gary Bullock (RIP) & more!!! What happens to graduates of the Stormtrooper School of Shooting nowadays? Are there Carnivorous Monkoys (not a typo)? Need some tips for painting your house? What exa...