Everything But The Pub

Luke and Jon stroll through a frosty evening, chatting about the gap between Christmas and New Year, taking down decorations early and recording episodes as if on release day. Their banter covers port‑and‑lemon experiments, wise men gifts, car number plates and a red Cavalier before rating a local pub, pledging dry January and teasing a voyage into outer‑space trivia. More

Luke and Jon wind down 2025 with an easy-going wander that starts with curry tales and carol concerts and meanders through Boston Tea Party history, the mysteries of entropy, polite driving and a cheese tasting like no other. Along the way they rate a pub, debate headlight etiquette and reflect on the joy of the journey. More

Luke and Jon embark on their first annual Christmas pub crawl, full of nervous excitement and festive spirit. Between four pubs they trade banter about Bond films, Die Hard and crisp flavours, meet generous supporters and ask guests to rate each stop. As the night unfolds, their conversations meander from Bootsy Collins to parenting and perspective. More

Luke and Jon wander through Southbourne reflecting on busy weeks, their fondness for pub nights and an unusual dependence on listener generosity. Along the way they uncover the origins of recorded sound, with tales of Edison’s phonograph and an eerie 1860 recording, before veering into debates about mulled wine, cosmic journeys and the best song ever. More

Luke & Jon wander through Bournemouth’s festive streets, reflecting on new shoes, quirky Christmas facts and mulled wine. They chat about Alpine bars, Tron tunnels and the waxing gibbous moon, teasing stories of exotic gifts, heart transplants and Mary Shelley’s grave. This light‑hearted stroll through curiosity and camaraderie sets the stage for deeper conversations to come. More

Luke and Jon power-walk their way to happy hour, arguing about moon phases, Lucy the hominid and whether we secretly evolved from crabs. Along the way they untangle gaffers and railway ballast, revisit the Pacific Northwest’s severed-feet mystery and rummage through some retro tech, before inviting you to a very daft Christmas pub crawl. More

A bright and breezy Sunday walk finds Luke and Jon marking Episode 20 with birthday treats, outdoor coffee rituals and a bag full of retro tech. From early Ericssons to first-generation Android handsets, the stories flow into nostalgia, odd history, philosophy and pub-side reflections. It’s a warm, wandering episode full of humour and memory. More

On a freezing November evening, Luke and Jon reminisce about a high‑energy gig at Scout Hut, trade trivia about undersea cables and an old earthquake, and ponder words like ‘mondegreen’ and the origins of phrases. A tree‑stump stumble, heated gilets and favourite Swiss Army knife tools all make this episode a witty and eclectic listen. More

Luke and Jon brave a sodden November night to keep their pub‑bound ramble going. Between puddles and French Fancy debates they reflect on Armistice Day, the odd restrictions of the Defence of the Realm Act and the surprising inventions war left behind. They also muse on misheard phrases and the fact your present is always slightly delayed. More

History, wordplay and pub banter collide as Luke and Jon recall Guy Fawkes, muse on whet vs wet, trade compliments and taste the revamped pub before wandering into space travel, old proverbs and crisp debates. From missed Halloween episodes to free beer and hex codes, this chatty stroll teases many threads without spoiling the fun. More

A brisk night walk, a doomed blind wine test, and a blizzard of ‘housekeeping’ that actually goes somewhere. They correct a few favourite sayings, rate a cosy tap house, relive pre‑iPod MP3 days, dodge foxes, and drop a head‑eXploder about trees vs stars—while teasing changes that may (or may not) land soon. More

Luke and Jon return with tales of gym injuries and water‑slide escapades. They chat about ripping CDs, Norfolk heroes and sweet treats before wandering into a chaotic card game at the Spyglass. Misused sayings, birthdays and a Chinese proverb all feature, capturing the playful tone without spoiling the fun. And there’s a tipple or two, to keep things interesting. More

Foggy minds, gilets, broken sayings and cartoon villains: Jon and Luke roam dark streets before rating the White Bear pub. Along the way they correct malapropisms, recall hurricanes and Ripper letters, debate fondant fancies, glimpse an offensive chimney and marvel at an immortal jellyfish. It’s rambling, weird and very them. More

Luke and Jon wander through another late‑night episode, musing on everything from nose‑blind aftershave to waning moons and whether a puffy vest is a gilet or body warmer. They swap trivia about knives and rap names, reminisce about conkers and childhood TV shows, and let loose a whole new mini-series. More

Episode 12 mixes thank‑yous and beer mats with a chaotic night at the George Inn in Christchurch. Luke and Jon navigate noisy roads, pass out QR-coded mats, and encounter singing tables and a souped-up mobility scooter before enjoying happy-hour pints and shandies on a wobbly table. On the way home they debate proverbs, learning styles and quantum entanglement. More

Luke and Jon’s eleventh outing takes listeners on a walk past discarded heaters and into musings about slang, bruised feet and sausages. They thank their first donor, Al Mason, and tease a pub visit that promises pints, gadgets and tales of camping, Savloy sausages and upcoming adventures – all before the real fun begins after the jingle. More

Two blokes, one dark forest, and a custard-level debate about cream. Jon and Luke celebrate ten episodes with a working phone box, a suspiciously glowing horizon, a country-pub review, and a giveaway for anyone still rocking big old batteries. Expect woodland ambience, retro tech tangents, chip-shop diplomacy and stargazing, with just enough peril to keep you listening. More

Episode nine gets heated in the sauna. There's some green tomatoes along with an imaginary trip to New York. Jon survives a car-dooring incident and someone needs their toenails cutting. More

Episode eight has an autumnal feel about it. Luke's DIY skills could be seen as criminal activity as Jon tries to out-do him with his massive tool. The moon weighs heavy in the sky and Jon does his secret celebratory dance to honour it. More

A coastal pub walk soaked in twilight, festoon light obsession, strange fruit, and nostalgic musings. Jon and Luke circle familiar territory, sip wine, rank Jaffa Cakes, and ponder short wars, sweet plums, and conifer-related hairstyles in this blue hour meander. More

The curse of Christchurch strikes as facts go wrong, wine is ordered awkwardly, and Jon waxes lyrical about a doomed French ship. There’s interstellar trivia, alleyway misadventures, and a surprising pub rating — plus the debut of an 11-year-old's joke and a Flintstones car for sale. It’s chaos. Beautiful, average chaos. More

A pub-lit promenade turns reflective (and mildly ridiculous) as Jon and Luke wander through seaside philosophy, lost cats, festive bikes, and intense egg analysis. With strong drink reviews, atomic facts, and anatomical mannequins, it's the podcast that makes melancholy entertaining - somehow. More

A coastal walk turns into a comedy safari as Jon and Luke spot odd behaviour, review a pub with... structural quirks, and wrestle with potato rankings, comic characters and intergalactic trivia. Throw in a truly bizarre swap-shop ad and you’ve got an evening stroll like no other. More

Jon and Luke’s latest seaside stroll spirals from a freshly tuned bike to a gravity-defying door, guinea-pig gastronomy, seagull stand-ups and a pub loo that threatens their review system. Add unwashed-jeans science, a VHS hoarder’s legacy and classifieds chaos, and you’ve got 40-odd minutes of gloriously rambling British banter. More

Luke and Jon wander to the pub and back, stumbling across ugly benches, cosmic time quirks, retro games, and wallet-melting beer. Expect tangents on rice math, rogue foxes, Tetris theology, and a jingling earworm you’ll love to hate. It’s an unscripted, hilariously British stroll that turns everyday chaos into podcast gold. More