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"Ged your azz du Mars!" because Guy and Charlie are back with their second instalment of their Paul Verhoeven retrospective, this time looking at the mind-bending Arnie classic Total Recall. It's Phillip K Dick but with one-liners and triple breasted honeys, with Verhoeven proving once again that middle-aged bald men make the most terrifying villains.  Hear Guy Davis on The Movie Guide podcas...

It was a huge weekend of footy for WA and so Charlie is joined by one the state's favourite (or at least tallest) sons in Josh Garlepp from Kick It Forward . Have Freo got everything they need to win a flag or could they still stuff it up? The headlines on the AFL website this week suggest a "stunning" use of AI and why is it okay to hate the English cricket team.  Follow Josh on Insta: ...

Comedy royalty is in the house! Denise Scott returns to Wilosophy for a candid and thoughtful conversation on life and comedy. Denise opens up about her battle with cancer, how she balanced chemo with filming Mother & Son, and her return to stand-up in 2026. Enjoy this delightful conversation with the one and only, Scotty! See Denise Scott on tour: https://comedy.com.au/tour/denise-scott/ See...

It's an early letters episode! The inbox is overflowing, so we're getting stuck into your emails. Today, more lyric breakdowns, Charlie's advice for first-time writers, Wil's rendition of Ice Ice Baby, and an old Twitter account that archived TOFOP history. Plus, could Charlie and Wil win a reality show?  🍪 Sesame Miso See Wil on tour:  https://comedy.com.au/tour/wil-anderson/   Su...

Charlie and Guy are back in the store to the blow the dust off a trio of films (plus a couple more) from legendary Dutch madman, Paul Verhoeven. Why? Have you seen the state of the world? Corporate greed, the rise of AI, endless wars, smut and vulgarity passing as entertainment - he predicted it all! In this first episode, Charlie and Guy travel back to old Detroit to look at the film that launche...

We know, we know, one Hawthorn supporter was bad enough, do we have to hear from a second? Charlie grits his teeth and welcomes Michael Chamberlin from Junktime onto the show to talk about why Gather Round is the best, what the actual heck is Wharfie Time and whether or not having an annoying club president is actually a good thing. Also: regulation what do we do about Hawthorn/GWS discussion. Fol...

Thorno returns! In this episode, we caught Dave Thornton during preparation for his new tour, which focuses on the small things that frustrate him and the large things that get on top of him…. more or less. In this wide-ranging chat with Wil, he covers retirement, buying roller blades as an adult to impress his kids, impressions you can't do in public, and Dave's relationship to social medi...

Today on TOFOP, Charlie has a witchy encounter on a plane, when a woman starts brewing a hot drink mid-flight - what was she drinking?? Then the discussion turns to hotel buffet breakfasts, when Charlie misses out on fresh pancakes. We learn that Producer James loves breakfast and give him a new nickname. Plus, Wil and Charlie consider a shakeup to Crack That Pack!  🍪 Wil’s homemade Al...

Chaos reigns as Charlie is joined by Dom Fay, host of the Brisbane Lions podcast Roar Deal. Dom reveals his involvement in the original “whiteboard gate,” Carlton's coaching merry-go-round looks set to continue, and do the Bombers need more players with long sleeve jumpers and tattoos?  Follow Dom on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/domfay/ Listen to Roar Deal: Roar Deal Podcast S...

Sam Taunton may just be the only Taunton with a search result on Google. From stand-up to television, Sam is one of Australia's best comics. After wrapping on The Project, Sam is embarking on a new stand-up tour in 2026, based on his upbringing in Nowra and the selling of his childhood home. Also discussed; Sam's talent for golf, why he won't do reality TV, and performing spicy jokes when his girl...

We've got letters! Charlie and Wil reflect on their podcasting history and question which is Australia's longest running podcast. Then the guys discuss high school reunions and reflect on getting older. Plus, can AI do comedy? New research is trying to answer that very question - it may just lead to Wil co-hosting the show with a toaster.  🍪 Pistachio & White Chocolate - My Cookie Factor...

Charlie is joined by comedian and Hawks fan Lehmo to discuss the insane amount of success he's been able to enjoy since the early 70s. Is this the worst year the AFL have ever had, with decisions both on and off the field having a chaotic, Trump-esque quality to them. Plus, Charlie believes he's uncovered a conspiracy among the game's commentators and wants you to keep an ear out! Follow Lehmo on...

It's a warm welcome back to Celia Pacquola! We catch Celia on the verge of a brand new standup show - which she wasn't planning to do, until a couple of months before this interview. After her partner gave her an inflatable kayak for her birthday, an idea struck! Her new show, Gift Horse , is about the people we love and the things they give us that we hate. Plus; what Celia thinks of jazz, the do...

Welcome back to TOFOP. This week, Charlie has a squishy nose! Plus, Wil and Charlie analyse a recent interview with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, and discuss his personal rebrand - less muscly, arty and softly spoken. Plus, we complete a Cookie Factory trilogy in Crack That Pack.  🍪 Birthday Cake - My Cookie Factory See Wil on tour:  https://comedy.com.au/tour/wil-anderson/   Support...

Charlie completes his mission to have on all the members of the The Footy as Tom Zahariou joins the pod to talk about the simmering rivalry between the Saints and the Nepo bab... ahem, Gold Coast Suns. We finally have a good (if slightly bizarre) round of footy to discuss, but what's happened to the Dogs? And do Richmond and North (yes, North) have something worry about? Plus, Gerard Healy goes X-...

Scottish comedy powerhouse Daniel Sloss is back on the pod and he's not holding anything back. With his trademark brutal honesty, he dives deep into accountability, what it means to be a responsible role model for men without being a complete nightmare, and the vital role his wife, kids, and therapy have had in his growth. He also unpacks how running his mouth about the London comedy scene has ess...

Charlie's daughter is obsessed with the 6-7 trend. How long will this meme last?! The discussion then quickly moves to how Wil and Charlie consume information and get their news, and the rapidly changing online landscape. Charlie shares a story about playing a ring-and-hook game at a bar and wonders whether the high from small achievements is equivalent to climbing Everest. Plus; the King of nuts...

Charlie has been holding out on getting another Saints fan on the show, but the time has come to unleash Matt Stewart. They talk about why barracking for a bad team is actually good, why the media seems to hate the Saints, and the growing conspiracy around the missing Butters audio. Follow Matt on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/mattstewartcomedy/?hl=en See Matt at MICF: https://www.comedyfestiva...

Today's guest needs no introduction. It's Hughesy! Strap yourself in for a wide-ranging chat, from Hughesy's podcast van project to his philosophical outlook on life and comedy. Dave and Wil also talk sport; why Hughesy thinks he can win the Australian Open, plus the AFL Legends match that put him in hospital.  See Dave Hughes on tour - https://davehughes.com.au/tour-dates/#tourdates See Wil...

Sometimes, Wil gets recognised, but not always for his own name. Wil shares a story about running into a fan at a music festival, which leads to a discussion about merchandise. Should TOFOP have loungewear merch? What about Everyone  Relaxwear ?! Plus; thumb wars at Metallica concerts, comedians with shortened names, the  Sean Combs: The Reckoning docu-series, and a fresh-from-the-oven C...

After another disastrous fade out, Charlie is joined by Carlton supporter Terry Dehghani from Blue Abroad who shares his insights on the club's ongoing struggles, the evolution of AFL culture, and the importance of authenticity and community in the sport. Plus: who had the worst commentary moment, Ben Dixon or Nick Riewoldt?  Follow Blue Abroad on Insta: @blueabroadofficial Watch Blue Abroad:...

This week on Wilosophy, it's a warm welcome back to Nath Valvo! If his stint on I'm A Celeb taught him anything, it's that Nath is a homebody, which is exactly the premise of his new stand-up show. Nath doesn't like going anywhere, but he's trying to say yes to more things. In this great chat with Wil, Nath discusses anxiety, imposter syndrome and the trouble with eating a meal before performing....

We've got letters! It's another big episode of reading your emails, and one particular listener question has us casting ourselves in a TOFOP Murder Mystery! Who will play the detective? The sidekick? The culprit?! Tune in this week to find out.  🍪 Oreo (Original) See Wil on tour:  https://comedy.com.au/tour/wil-anderson/   Support Everyone Relax on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/...

Charlie is attempting to revive The Footy With Broden Kelly one member at time by having Marnie Vinall join him on the show. Marnie talks about how she became a Bombers supporter during at time when the club was at their lowest, and how that has shaped her view of the club and the mess they find themselves in today. Has the AFL lost touch with the fans? Do we need things like Kiss Cam and karaoke...

New year, new show. For Gillian Cosgriff, January is a tough month, writing a new show in time for its debut in a matter of weeks. We catch Gillian right in that moment and hear how she's navigating the pressure. Also in this episode; the time when Gillian learned her Spotify playlist was public, why the audience don't need to know what a show is about, and the pros and cons of social media for co...