Everybody Is Awful podcast

Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsche on a Porsche car and more.  Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Westminster, CA Kenosha, WI Atlanta, GA Orlando, FL New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKi...

Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man  gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Trump is going to put her in an Interment camp and more. New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5. 

A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media.  Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only because the restaurant bathroom isn't clean and more. Join Patreon for extra episodes at pateeon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour 12/27-28 San Diego, 12/31 Scranton, PA.  All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men.  Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Brutal slang words like Bye Felicia, Someone's Yuck is Someone Else's Yum, Bloomies, Trunk Or Treat, Easy Peasy Chicken Squeezy, Freshwomen, Pro Bono and the worst one ever I Didn't Have That On My Bingo Card.  Sign up for patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Tour dates and Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at jimflorentine.com.

The over exposure of the Kelce brothers is dicussed and then dumb inspirational quotes that don't help or inspire anyone.  Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Erie, PA, Fort Lauderdale and Key West, FL, San Diego, CA, Scranton, PA and more.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

Dump phrase like "I didn't have that on my Bingo Card" He got the bag, Sports Ball, National Tught Ends day, Cleveland Guardians and more are discussed.  Join patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Tour dates at jimflorentine.com.  Support this week's sponsors: Support the show and get cell service for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL   Su...

Mom of 8, Fast 1, Suburoo, 5foot7 and more dumb personalized plates are discussed. Join Jim's Patreon for an extra Podcast a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Poughkeepsie, NY, Dunellen, NJ, Morris Plains, NJ, Bensalem, PA, Scranton, PA, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA.

More babies posting  bad reviews online trying to ruin businesses.

A grown man professes his love to his wife on Facebook, a woman makes up a story about helping an old lady up off the ground, a woman goes to the town Facebook page to ask if there is a specific type of toilet paper in stock at the local Sam's Club and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim's new comedy special You Can't Please Em' All available...

Fentanyl in the kids Hallowen candy, the two most attention seekers in the world the Kelce brothers and the people who post a picture of themselves with an I voted sticker are discussed.

Dump people posting dumb shit on social media and a rant about how awful Jelly Roll is.   Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL    

A bunch of examples of people on social media copying and pasting inspirational quotes from somewhere else thinking they are going to help solve other people's problems.  They're not.  Check out my Patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  He's coming to the following cities: Boston, Akron, OH, St. Louis, Poughkeepsie, NY, D...

A bunch of one star reviews from entitled people that didn't get their way at a business they went to. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Get your Everbody Is Awful T Shirts at Jimflorentine.com.

Fall season is here so it's time to remind everyone that Halloween is coming soon so it's time to post to watch out about fentanyl in candy and make sure you order your Pumpkin Spice lattes! Check out my new comedy album out now "You Can't Please Em' All." on Apple Music, Amazon, Spotify or whatever platform  you listen to music.  Go to jimflorentine.com for tour dates.  Coming to the following ci...

Dumb Vanity Plates like Pro Taco, AH BLT ME, LOL OIL on a Tesla and more are discussed.      Support the show and get a Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for 15 bucks a month. Head to  https://www.mintmobile.com/AWFUL

Awful dating profiles are discussed this week.   New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL   

Some of the worst inspirational quotes ever are discussed on the podcast.  Today's Podcast sponsored by Draftkings.   New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code AWFUL  

Jim previews the upcoming NFL season.  Join Patreon for an extra epiosde each week at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Preorder Jim's new Comedy CD Can't Please Em' All that comes out on Sept. 27 at Apple Music, Amazon Music etc... Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Tacoma, WA, Vancouver, Waco, TX, Fort Worth, TX, Bo...

Dumb people doing dumb stuff is dicussed on this week's Podcast.  Please support our sponsers below.     New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and one month of NFL+ Premium for free when you bet just 5 bucks. Just download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL   Support the show and get your new Mint Mobile 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month. Head to https...

Desperate men leaving one star reviews for strip clubs.  Also, another guy doesn't like his slice of pizza and an owner responds back and catches a reviewer in a lie. Check at Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  New dates added in St. Louis, MO, Erie, PA, San Diego, CA and Pittsburgh, PA.

Never Happened stories and more bad T Shirts about Coffee and Beer. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com.  Coming to the following cities: Columbus, OH, Saratoga Springs, NY, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Newport, RI, Nashua, NH, Plymouth, NH, Vancouver, and Tacoma, WA.  Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

More BS stories made up online by desperate people looking for valdation and attention.