Every Word is Gross

This is one crazy episode! We go all over the place with this one and we hope you enjoy it!

EWIG 14 - 42 Gross Words. That’s not a football score, that’s how many episodes we’re on and the total number of gross words we’ve picked, examined, and cringed at. You people seem to love it (or at least, tolerate it) so we’re gonna keep going. At some point in this installment, we choose 3 words. At other points, Sarah *almost* endangers Cameron via cookie, Cameron does some *spot on* impression...

We would say it’s unlucky episode 13, but we attack your ears with gross words every week so isn’t every episode unlucky in that way? Maybe you’re unlucky to have found this podcast at all? Anyway, in this installment, Cameron declares this episode to be the start of something new, Sarah declares herself a Nihilist, Jake declares himself the better of the two Jakes, and the whole gang declares tha...

Twelve. A dozen. Two six-packs. That’s how many episodes we have now. In this installment we introduce the first ever EWIG gross word bracket! Keep an eye on our socials to vote for what you think is the grossest word we have picked thus far. In other news, Sarah is skeptical of Mother Theresa’s advice, Jake keeps on leaving the room, and Cameron only safely makes it halfway through a safari!

We’ve got a doozie for episode 11! It’s our first episode back since Jake became a Flerida Man, Cameron discovers a golden nugget, and Sarah realizes what phase she says most on the pod!

Congratulations, you’ve won a bonus episode! For this week’s pod, we’re giving you some behind-the-scenes/pre-roll of Cameron, Jake, and Sarah before they recorded an actual episode. So, no word picks in this one, but listen along as the gang catches up with each other. Have fun hanging out with us!

Ye be warned: this one gets a little dark, a little weird, and rather gross, as always. It’s also an episode of lasts - we recorded it right after the last episode of Ted Lasso dropped (bummer) and it’s also the last episode recorded before Jake left for Florida (double bummer). Despite all of that, the gang finds a way to select some gross words for you in addition to Jake debating whether or not...

Okay, NOW it’s time for episode nine! In addition to their usual Ted Lasso discussion, the gang makes a number of references to previous EWIG episodes, see if you can count them all! Throughout the references and the picks, Sarah renames her dog, Jake rewrites a Justin Beiber song, and Cam once again finds a word with the longest imaginable definition on Urban Dictionary. Grab your popcorn and buc...

If you’re looking for episode nine…you won’t find it here because this is episode eight! At some point, Cameron, Jake, and Sarah pick some icky words, but they spend more time learning Cameron’s college racquetball career, exposing Jake’s former boss for repeatedly using a word very incorrectly, and learning about the way Sarah avoids complimenting babies.

Take me out to episode 7! Jake shares his thrilling minor league baseball game experience, Sarah shares her love for monastery architecture, and Cameron introduces a word with a gross suffix.

Hold onto your hats, it’s episode six! As our three hosts pick their words, they engage in their typical extracurricular discussions which this time includes Jake doing his best Matthew McConaughey impression, Sarah talking about how she named her dad’s leg, and Cameron making the outro sound like later times.

It’s a whole handful! Scattered amongst the picks Cameron explains his cheesy uncle joke, Jake reveals his visual disability, and Sarah does Spiderman a favor. Oh, and the gang ends up talking about Ted Lasso again.

Welcome to episode four! We’re back at the top of the order so Cameron leads us off with the picks. Throughout this episode the gang powers through minor technical difficulties, Jake learns a new diving technique for the pool, Cameron determines rule #1 that listeners should abide by, and Sarah offends another celebrity.

Strap in for episode three! Sarah leads off the picks this episode to make it one full trip around the couch. Somewhere along the way the three hosts actually choose some gross words but not before Jake reveals a mean nickname for his sister (sorry, Berkley) Sarah accidentally vandalizes a rental car (it was a long time ago) and Cameron doesn’t think vegetables taste like candy (but his sisters do...

It’s episode two, yall! It’s like the Miss Congeniality of podcast episodes and to be honest, we’re surprised to have made it this far. In this one, you’ll hear another round of picks sprinkled in amongst Sarah making an important statement to a celebrity who definitely listened to episode one, Cameron falling just short of a proper bee phobia, and Jake apologizing to his mom.

It’s the inaugural episode of Every Word Is Gross! Cameron, Jake, and Sarah debut their first gross word selections in between discussions about the origin of EWIG, Amish butter, and what superlatives Jake won (or should have won) in his high school yearbook.