Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All At Once

On this episode: What's that movie....it's a story about toys.... New Waymond! on Nick at Nite! Can't even read the winnebago!  Drama is like real life with the boring parts cut out We do math poorly It's almost like Evelyn and Deirdre were made for each other.... Kynan is built Ford tough, I'm more like a Tesla (flames....on the side of my face....) What's the deal....with vampires?! Yes, doctors...

On this episode: it's the Tarantino Minute! Don't send foot pics! Which is more expensive - the chicken or the egg? It's the children who are wrong. "For the love of God, Mon-desser!" Inserting Michael Myers into Edgar Allen Poe stories.... Kynan, if you're reading these show notes....it's not your fault. Remember Elon's black eye? ( I didn't.) "Story of a Gal." We mercy kill another piece of furn...

On this episode: Three! Three floors! Ah, ah, ah! Story of a girl...aaahhhhh.... Pac Man Evelyn Tried so hard, and in the end it doesn't even matter.... 2Thing 2Where All At Once You remind me of the babe... Iceland! Poor AI... Byron from church? What are YOU not doing here? Wait....where's Gong Gong?! That LOOKS like a Scheinert hand! THIS is lava jumping! ...and more! --- Learn more about suppor...

On this episode: Don't eat the Kool Aid "If you can conceive of a perfect joke, then it must exist on another podcast."  Clickety-beep-boop computer stuff More Classic Evelyn! Daniel Hillard died so Mrs. Doubtfire could live. Deirdre "coming down the aisle?!"  "Evelyyyyyn......come out to plaaaaaaayyyaaaaaayyyyy!" IS Die Hard a Christmas movie? "You damn dirty Daniel!" Stochastic Path Algorithm? W...

On this episode: Waymond has an "exit" strategy Clair de Lunatic Who is the armoire joke even for?! Deirdre Myers We have Cthulu heads, but the pen is still red.  What's with scientists and their hate for cats? Before you can skywalk as Luke, you gotta skycrawl as Anakin.  There are no accidents in improv Squished Cat vs Bat-In-The-Box Evelyn answers the call ...and more! --- Learn more about supp...

On this episode: The Return of Colonel Pile-Driver and Jim "The Jackhammer" James! Getting kinky cuts from Occam's Razor Is Bagel Deirdre Alpha Deirdre? We narrowed 2 options down...to 3 Michael Myers and the Spy Who Shagged Me Activia, we're still looking for sponsors. Waymond gets spun like a pizza sign! John Locke, Thomas Hobbs and The Ultimate Warrior ...and more! --- Learn more about supporti...

On this episode: Things that make ya go "Oof!" Mr. Saw is my FATHER Dead IRS worker? What are YOU doing here? What's in a name? Are YOUR packages being checked by the FBI? "Mrs. Wang, I'm not wearing hockey pads!" This office is so DUSTY! JLC as Michael Myers??? Well played, VFX team, well played. The guy in the chair! ... and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member...

On this episode: Ms. "Deirdrey?" Classic Evelyn Are we in the wrong timeline? How long WILL he be president? Some would say Kynan's laugh is "infectious." A fisher of compliments The cat is content for some reason.... ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website to learn more. Check out the other podcasts in the B...

On this episode: Places that aren't quite places.... The interconnected huts of time I can think of a couple people who would want to murder me.... EVIL Tom Bombadil! Pocket Pistol It's Hammer Space Time! Daffy Duck is just a duck! Chekhov's Curtain i'M bEiNg SaRcAsTiC! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website...

On this episode: J. D. Little Finger I had Great Expectations to finish this book.... "Like you with the...fannypack?" Legalize gum (under Leon Mosk's desk) Danking your skeez Alf Waymond You there! Boy! What trap is this? Disappointing Dickens at the Pearly Gates (NOT Christmas Carol!) George R. R. Lucas Bed, Bathan Beyond ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a me...

On this episode: Just an alpha guy explaining something to a woman.... Who's desk is this?! Render unto Little Caesar IS this the most intimate they've been so far in the movie? "Anyway....." We can't be the only people who think we're funny... It's Puddin' Time "A universe where I finished my taxes?" Where do YOU store your old fonts? Where the old fonts ARE the good fonts... A universe where the...

On this episode: Breaking News! What "but?!" In the beginning...there was no beginning. There is no rain in Spain because there is no Spain! Happy Birthday, Bacon! The people on the bus are dead, dead, dead... Why is a Chicago news station reporting on Simi Valley? by RKO Knock knock - whom's there? Interview with Dolby Interview with Shirley Kurata, Jason Kisvarday, and Kelsi Ephraim ...and more!...

On this episode: Nothing more than a statistic inevitability One foot in front of the other Sherlock Jones Elementary, my dear Johnson Duck....duck..... Every Sherlock Holmes universe has heroin Zen in the Art of Podcasting Evelyn for President! A deleted scene? What are YOU doing here? ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year....

On this episode: Jobu Tupaki! What a wonderful phrase! He really hammed their sandwiches! Stars and Stripes Forever! Aloha Waymond! LIKE a frog, or AS a frog? Stage Right, House Left Like a firearm, or a fireman? A Hard Day's Match Cut It's always the one you most suspect. Do you have a moment to talk about Evil Jesus? You can't make an omelet. ....and more! --- Learn more about supporting this po...

On this episode: Have a nice trip! Billy Ka-chow Speaking of Churchill.... ANOTHER secret Andy Le appearance?!  Better watch it - Kynan's a Yellow Belt! The Gentle Way Waymond really does know all the moves! Hey, look! And aquarium! Omg there's no seat there! No fish were harmed in the making of this film Office potluck will be Friday in the break... Oh, yeah, Truey's here! Oh, Craig! Oh, fuck! .....

On this episode: Aww, our first fight! Do you think REGULAR Waymond winks? Live, Laugh, Love and Wink Why DO they call it a Spaghetti Western? This is the first movie to make a fanny pack look extremely painful Our eyes cannot zoom...yet! Secret Andy Le sighting?! EVERYONE sounds like Obi Wan! Everyone saves the cat! ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. I...

On this episode: How long does chapstick stay in your stomach? Mrs. Doubtfire reference even EARLIER than the last one! Uncle Owen hasn't died yet.  I wish I had an eyebrow scar... I wish I had eyebrows Apparently everyone else knows what moisture farming is How much chapstick have YOU eaten in your lifetime?  ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's jus...

On this episode: Special guest Mandy Kaplan, host of the Make Me A Nerd podcast! Mrs. Doubtfire reference right outta the gate! Wait......which Waymond IS this? Checkov's Divorce Papers Why does "sacred promise" make me cry so much? They shared a sacred vape! Introducing Brian Le of the Martial Club! "She's a good girl," said Gong Gong NEVER! More Manilla Mel! Check out Martial Club on Youtube! Ar...

On this episode: Waymond standing on business Eldritch Millennials Give us five stars and I'll eat a whole pizza on the show! MY handwriting? What are YOU doing here? Googling "Stars In Their Underwear." What are YOUR macros? It's a Love Shove That's a killing punch Charles Nelson Riley? What are YOU doing here? AWESOME email from Lavender with some links! Love Languages Vox: What the 5 love langu...

On this episode: We love Manilla Mel! "I can't stress enough how this is not about you..." Two tongues in the cheek is worth one five star review Don't be Mister Bumble The Dickens Trap! You're never more than a few feet away from a spider! Evil Deirdre? Regular Deirdre? Which one are YOU doing here?! I'm sorry, we were talking about guys in glasses? ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting th...

On this minute: Kynan is BACK! (sans appendix) Do you crush your cans and cartons? Ever notice you've never seen Deirdre and Bill The Butcher in the same place? That's a wound! Who wears the pants in your household? I'll take TWO audits! C. S. Lewis lied to us about Turkish Delight I like my cookies "Waymond Style." "Sharpie Deirdre" ...and more! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by bec...

On this BONUS episode, we talk about the 2025 film LOVE HURTS starring Ke Huy Quan in his first leading role! When Marvin (Ke Huy Quan), a Milwaukee realtor, receives a crimson envelope from Rose (Ariana DeBose)—a former partner-in-crime he left for dead—his carefully constructed façade crumbles. Suddenly thrust back into a world of ruthless hit men and betrayals, his open houses become deadly bat...

On this episode: Special guest IAN HINDEN?! What are YOU doing here? You're probably dead in another universe Fight, Flight, Freeze or Febreze Closet Waymond! NOOOOOOO!!! A peel behind the Curtis Y'all got yourselves an Evelyn problem! Everybody follow @majers_coin_laundry and @ kisvarday ! ...and get yourself a copy of the EEAAO Collector's Edition ! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast b...

On this episode: There are BURNER universes? Where's the respect for our elders! Is this riz? What's YOUR Love Language? The Car Guy from Cars Ka-chow your mother! Clean your workplace and KEEP it clean! Ptaxi! What are YOU doing here?! A great article about COLOR in EEAAO - Thanks, Lavender! --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit o...

On this episode: Et tu, Waymond? Euler, Dancer, Soldier, Spy The Tough Mom Mask slips! The beef between Deirdre and Evelyn... Is Evelyn an Aries? Save the Cat! Are you a Cyclops person or a Psylocke person? Don't look in the 7TB "Boring Tax Documents" file! Running into Goombas and away from mushrooms FaceHuggerBook - the perfect social media platform for the perfect organism ....and more! --- Lea...