Every Horror Movie On Netflix

It's still not safe to drink the water! This week, Chris and Patrick struggle to identify bodily fluids and debate whether or not the humor in this grossout comedy is morally reprehensible or just silly fun.

Settle in for a double dose of disease! This week we review the 2002 film "Cabin Fever" and its 2016 beat-for-beat remake. We'll also review director Eli Roth and judge his merits as a filmmaker and as a human being.

The gang kicks off the Halloween season in appropriate fashion with a movie set on Halloween night! We discuss the uncertainty of adolescence, the group dynamics of teenage boys, and to what extent we were imagining sexual undertones. And we learn about a new spooky game!

All aboard! The gang experiences the cinema of South Korea, where a zombie outbreak is threatening the passengers on a cross-country train. Is *Train to Busan* any good? Are zombie movies even scary? Is Patrick Wilson, who is not in this movie, an intimidating actor? Did you see *Snakes on a Plane*? All this and more are covered in this exciting episode.

Global warming has awaken a biological terror somewhere in Europe and it's up to a team of scientists to figure out what's happening to the environment and to their dog! Join us as we dissect BLOOD GLACIER (no pun intended) and try to figure out where it ranks in the pantheon of effects-heavy horror/sci-fi films set in the arctic with extravagant creature effects and a hard-drinking bearded protag...

The EHMON gang takes a spooky supernatural journey to the ruin of an old prison, gets sent back in time to 1979, and even further back in time to the beginning of the EHMON journey as they try to decide how this movie compares to the other Netflix horror movies viewed so far. Can they solve the mystery of the ghost of Kane???

Possibly due to a Netflix sorting error, the gang finds itself watching *Bhoothnath*, a wholesome family film from India that is only frightening if you're afraid of comic mischief and heartfelt life lessons.

A demon is leaping from body to body, terrorizing a small town by the bayou, and the EHMON gang are the only people who can discuss it. Special guest Gregory joins us for a third time as we ponder DON'T KILL IT, the ethics of horror movie mayhem, and Dolph Lundgren's academic credentials.

This week a spooky board game takes the gang on a dark journey into madness. What mysteries lie *Beyond the Gates*, and are they worthy of your Netflix queue? Find out in this exciting episode.

Special guest Sam joins the EHMON gang as a spooky mobile app starts killing off teens. We share some more of our personal fears, dissect this movie's horror-DNA, and pronounce some words poorly.

This week's movie tells us right in the title how we should respond to it, but what is it even about? Listen as the gang tries to unravel the plots, subplots, and myriad premises of BE AFRAID, a movie that seemingly shape-shifts as much as its ostensible spooks.

In this episode, we hang out with some Turkish police officers, follow them to an abandoned building full of frights and gore, and make a new friend named Mehmet. But we will we get out with our organs and sanity intact?

Don't fall asleep! Adorable Cody has a fantastic secret. Will it help his new foster parents settle their feelings about their dead son? More importantly, will it help the EHMON gang settle their feelings about director Mike Flanagan? Find out this week.

Four friends scream at each other and make decisions that put them in the path of a creepy cult... and that was just before we started recording! This week, we break from alphabetical order to review The Ritual, including discussions of the dubious "Netflix original" brand and how this movie is similar to some of our other favorites.

A couple ventures into the woods for a romantic rustic getaway, and our friend Greg joins us to discuss the misadventure. Do you know what to do when you're lost in the woods? Do you know what flares to bring? Do you know how to survive a wild animal attack? What about an Irishman attack? Listen to this episode to learn these and more important survival tips.

The good news is Ava has just had her controlling evil spirit exorcised. The bad news is now she has to put her life back together and keep the demon from coming back! Join the gang for a discussion of possession and the intricacies of the horror-comedy genre.

*Ataud Blanco* takes the gang to Argentina for an exercise in wanton violence. Three mothers compete to retrieve a mysterious white coffin (the titular "ataud blanco" in Spanish) in order to save their children from a dark cult. But is it worthy of your queue?

In *At The Devil's Door*, we follow three women: one sells real estate, one sells art, and one sells her soul to the devil. Guess which one causes trouble for the others?

¿Qué tal? This week we recap our off-week and then find some footage from Mexico, through which we explore a creepy old asylum that might be haunted! But does this film bring anything new to the crowded found-footage genre? Or is it mucho *aburrido*?

This week the gang rings in the new year with a baby!!! In Antibirth, Natasha Lyonne and her BFF Chloë Sevigny (of #Horror fame) commit wanton substance abuse and ponder a mysterious pregnancy. What's in the womb? And should you view it? Tune in to find out.

This week, we take a break from alphabetical order to watch SAW, the film that spawned one of the most prolific franchises in horror. Does it hold up? Did it ever? Or does it make you want to commit self-harm? The gang will try to figure it all out.

Why watch a Christmas movie when you can watch four Christmas movies at the same damn time? This week the gang watches a Christmas horror anthology and decides if it's naughty or nice.

The gang discusses ANGUISH, a film in which a troubled teenage girl becomes a vessel for something supernatural. Should you view it, or does the film live up to its title? Find out in this week's exciting episode.

This week, don't miss an unforgettable discussion of AMNESIAC, a film in which a man struggles to remember who he is, where he is, when he is, who his wife is, who his daughter is, and who his cats are.

Girls need to stop touching haunted relics in the forest! Especially if it's "Borley Forest" in this week's movie, an ostensible sequel to AMERICAN POLTERGEIST but better known by its American title, THE POLTERGEIST OF BORLEY FOREST. Join the EHMON gang as we take our own walk into the woods. Should we have taken our own advice and left this movie undisturbed? Or should you view it? Listen to find...