Curtis & Karl & Alex
Every F'n FF
A FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!
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Curtis & Karl & Alex
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Latest episode
May 2, 2025
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Episodes
FFXIII 14: Thirteen Bongs 14.10.2022 2:20:14
This week, we're catching up with Vanille and Sazh in Nautilus, the City of Dreams! Which of course means nothing can go wrong. Content warning: (Self-harm/Suicide) 02:07:45 — 02:07:45 You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 13: Tummy Troubles (w/ StronkChonkler) 07.10.2022 2:19:57
This week we're finishing out Palumpolum with our good friend StronkChonkler! We learn more of Fang's whole deal, check in on Snow and Hope, and meet up at the Estheim residence— just in time for the holidays. Follow Stronk on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/stronkchonkler You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 12: Streets of Rage 30.09.2022 1:55:23
This week we're still in Palumpolum , this time with Lightning and Fang! We run amok a bit before hitting the streets with Hope and Snow again to stick it to the local police, and spook some locals. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 11: Uncle Watch (w/ Corey Hannigan) 23.09.2022 2:04:57
Corey continues his focus this week! We break into Palumpolum and see where the poop goes in, and food comes out. We meet the working class citizens of the sewers and take a moment to talk about the 2017 Nissan Kicks. Sign up for an NJ Complete Streets Workshop - http://njbikeped.org/nj-complete-streets-training/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 10: Daddy Watch (w/ Corey Hannigan) 16.09.2022 2:27:55
Corey returns to help us figure out our mission! We finish out Gapra Whitewood and set our sites on our first town, then check in on Sazh and Vanille in the Sunleth Waterscape , where things are only looking up! Sign up for an NJ Complete Streets Workshop - http://njbikeped.org/nj-complete-streets-training/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 9: Gapragool (w/ Muttski) 09.09.2022 2:20:55
This week we're joined by our pal Muttski! Together the four of us catch up with Snow, briefly, as he's taken in by the formidable Cid! Then we flash back to Bodhum for a stroll, and then finally knife our way thru Gapra Whitewood with Hope and Lightning. Follow Muttski on Twitch! - https://www.twitch.tv/muttski Listen to the VG Draft Podcast! - https://spoti.fi/3qhlpY1 You can find Ever...
FFXIII 8: Tasty Ooze 02.09.2022 1:58:34
This week we're finishing out the Vile Peaks! Lightning announces her crazy plan and goes on her own way, with Hope on her heels (and later, hooves.) Vanille and Sazh go on a much jauntier and jazzier trip through a processing plant. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 7: Bobbin' & Weavin' 26.08.2022 2:03:38
This week we catch up with Sazh and the crew as we blast off from Lake Bresha, as well as subterranean Cocoon proper, before crashing right back into The Vile Peaks. The party splinters, but we get oodles of juicy flashbacks. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 6: Post-Gestalt Clarity 19.08.2022 1:50:31
This week we wrap up Lake Bresha and go to the mall! Meanwhile Snow has to impress some biker chicks or die trying. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 5: Solidarity (w/ Mrzwanzig) 12.08.2022 2:12:13
This week, Mrzwanzig appears as we awaken in the now-frozen Lake Bresha. He schools us with in-depth knowledge to help us take in the newly introduced Paradigm system! https://www.twitch.tv/mrzwanzig You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 4: It's Just FFX Again 05.08.2022 1:16:18
This week we request to speak with the manager, then think back to happier days... Season 3, perhaps. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 3: Holding Out for a Hero 29.07.2022 1:40:26
This week we're exploring the Pulse Vestige and learn a finally get a sense of what most of our gang's motivations are. We discuss shrouds, the music of this game, and meet some spoopy zombies. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 2: Built Mom Tough 22.07.2022 2:01:12
Now that we're pass all the intro overload, this week we charge ahead and join a militia of baristas– making some orphans while doin' it. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
FFXIII 1: It's Just FF7 Again 15.07.2022 1:44:15
We're back to cover 2009's FINAL FANTASY XIII! We talk about the long road leading up to its release, and the culture surrounding it. We also discuss the epic and confusing opening moments as we crack into the first chapter! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 12: Nightmare Sphincter 29.04.2022 2:28:57
After defeating Weiss(?) we discover Omega still has plans. We then hastily perform a demonic colonoscopy, and put this game to rest. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 11: Logged On 22.04.2022 1:51:39
We're still deep in Deepground and planning our attack on Reactor Zero, where we let loose in the mako juice, and say farewell to all the various enemies we've obliterated throughout this game. Afterwards, in the chewy center of Reactor Zero, we finally confront the jock in the big chair: Weiss. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQmFASY/ You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or j...
Dirge of Cerberus 10: Dirge vs. the Monorail 15.04.2022 1:55:26
We've made it into the bowels of Deepground! We shoot gargoyles, bugs, and a helicopter AGAIN but this time on a monorail! We're also introduced to Vincent's hot dad, and catch up with Nero for a Western shoot-out. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 9: Elevators to Hell 08.04.2022 1:44:28
This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily accessible secret entrance to the basement and through many bottomless data centers. Time for major debugging. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
The Spirits Within: Bonus Episode 01.04.2022 2:06:06
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Dirge of Cerberus 8: Scripted 2 Die 25.03.2022 1:36:31
We've landed gracefully in the good ol' Train Graveyard, and have started an impromptu daycare as we shoot our way towards Midgar's central complex. There we do some fancy IT assistance and have a rematch with Rosso. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 7: Chaos and Omega's Bogus Journey 18.03.2022 1:40:14
This week we're kicking back and hanging out with our boy Cid and his new ride. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 6: Helicopter Parenting 11.03.2022 1:39:02
In which we meet up with our favorite little ninja, and crash our way back to WRO, just in time for some real tragic... and wet... farewells. You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 5: Homecoming 04.03.2022 1:31:17
This week we're creeping back into Nibelheim! Taking the back entrance we spend some time stompin' turts, then take many elevators to our old stomping grounds. We also take a little detour to life an afternoon in the shoes of our favorite little scamp Cait Sith. I wonder how much the manor has changes since we were last here! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or joi...
Dirge of Cerberus 4: Baby Bullets 25.02.2022 1:36:23
This week we're at WRO Headquarters! After being pickled by Shalua we learn about Lucretia's mysterious thesis. Then Deepground crashes the party and its elevator chasin'! You can find Every F'n FF on Twitter , Instagram , or join our Discord !
Dirge of Cerberus 3: Boy Quest 18.02.2022 1:16:21
So we're finally in Edge. It's rainy, broody, and hella shooty. Curtis' controls are broken. We meet a hyper asymmetrical-yet-stylish scientist, help a young scamp avenge his parents' death, and get real wild with cinematography. Check out Shademp's DIRGE OF CERBERUS UNLOCKED series! - https://youtu.be/qKqp5AmhSWg Throat Chop: https://youtu.be/CVMJSQLGnZk You can find Ever...
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