EsGAYpe From Reality | A Sunbearer Trials podcast

Today we are discussing chapters 27-29 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, in which: our trio fights a whole slew of demons and only prevail because Shepard saves the day; Simon and Baz make out in the back of a pickup truck; The Mage was right about America; and so much more! If you are able to support us on Patreon , please do! We are urgently working toward our goal of $6,666.66 per month! Specia...

Today we are discussing chapters 24-26 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: the introduction of our beloved Shepard, the differences in how Baz and Penny handle crises, fireflies, and so much more!  If you are able to support us on Patreon , please do! We are urgently working toward our goal of $6,666.66 per month! Special thanks to all of our new patrons and our patrons who upped you...

Today we are discussing chapters 21-23 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: a (short) list of books that are about road trips, Baz and Simon being so horny for each other’s fighting aesthetics, the many potential uses of “f*ck” in spellcasting, and so much more!  If you are able to support us on Patreon , please do! We are urgently working toward our goal of $6,666.66 per month! Speci...

Today we are discussing chapters 19 and 20 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, in which our trio goes to Ren Fest!  If you are able to support us on Patreon , please do! We are urgently working toward our goal of $6,666.66 per month! Special thanks to all of our new patrons and our patrons who upped your pledges! We are so grateful for your support as we navigate Jessie’s injury—we literally co...

Today we are discussing Wayward Son chapters 16-18, in which Agatha eats a cupcake, Simon and Penny eat three cheesecakes, and Baz eats nine cats. Also some non-food related stuff happens. Special thanks to all of our new patrons and our patrons who upped your pledges! We are so grateful for your support as we navigate Jessie’s injury—we literally couldn’t do it without you.  If you are able...

Today we are discussing chapters 14 and 15 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: a request for someone to cast “A Pig In Mud” upon us both, Baz’s AMAZING list of things he hates, Simon’s unctuous smell, and so much more! Don’t forget to check out Lark’s tarot deck Kickstarter before it’s too late!!!  Support us on Patreon to access early, extended release episodes, listen to our Buffy...

Today we are discussing chapters 10-13 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: the extreme euphemism of this scene of Baz teaching Simon to drive, unicorns tasting like lavender, the US being just entirely too big, our shared disdain for beige houses, Penny and Micah’s breakup, and so much more!  Things we discussed in this episode:  Nickelback goatee 90’s goatees, generally gays ar...

Today we are discussing chapters 7-9 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: Agatha being The Best, everyone being horny for this vintage mustang, vampire lore, our thoughts on the way magic works in this book, and so much more! 🔮Check out Lark’s tarot deck ! Keep up to date by following him on instagram —the Kickstarter launches on February 8th! Support us on Patreon to access early, extend...

This week we are discussing chapters 4-6 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: a ringing endorsement of magickal counterfeiting, a condemnation of vanilla-mint earl grey, a defense of nose-ring girl, and so very much more! Watch the Crypto is like Kohl’s Cash tiktok here ! Support us on Patreon to access early, extended release episodes, listen to our Buffy podcast We Are The Gayers, and so...

Welcome to EsGAYpe From Reality part 2: Gayward Son! Today we are discussing the epilogue plus chapters 1-3 of Wayward Son by Rainbow Rowell, including: Simon Snow’s deteriorating mental state, SnowBaz’s deteriorating relationship, and Penny blaming herself for too many things. But ALSO: Baz being hot af, the real origin of that Maya Angelou quote, a list of animals that eat porcupines, and lots m...

Today we are discussing the plot of Carry On through the lens of tarot and talking through Simon’s Fools’ Journey. You don’t need to know anything about tarot to enjoy this episode!  For any tarot folks out there, Lark was wrong about his birth card. It’s actually… The Magician. Our next episode will be on the epilogue and first three chapters of Wayward Son!  🔮Check out Lark’s tarot de...

We finished the book!!! Today we are discussing the end of Carry On, including: Simon’s blue velvet suit, the joy of Baz being silly, Agatha very correct method of honoring Ebb’s memory, a justice system that actually serves justice sometimes, realistic happy endings, and so much more!  Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast, The Gayly Prophet!   Find us on socials:  ...

Today we are discussing chapters 85, 86, and the first part of the epilogue of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, including: Jessie packing a whole world of insults into the way she says “Davy;” Penny finally clocking that SnowBaz is a thing; Lucy breaking all of our hearts; Our appreciation for a book that doesn’t end in war; and so much more!  Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast,...

Today we are discussing chapters 82 and 83 of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, including: the question of whether Simon was the Chosen One; a serious inquiry into how one uses Bohemian Rhapsody to steal magic; the blessing of Agatha’s comic relief; and so much more! Here’s the link to the Great Vowel Shift video Lark talked about 🎃 Don’t forget to snag your tix to our liveshow before they sell out! 🎃...

Today we are discussing chapters 80 and 81 of Carry On, in which: The Mage casts a Morrissey song and everything just. makes. sense; we get to the root of what magic is in this world; Agatha continues to bring us joy; we have to say goodbye to our beloved Ebb; and more! • Register for Kuumba Kickback (it’s free!) here . • Don’t forget to join us on 10/29 for our instagram live Mad Tea Party! ...

Today we are discussing chapters 78 and 79 of Carry On, in which Penny just wants to take Simon and leave; The Mage is now and has forever been The Worst; this Simon conception spell seems sus; and more!  Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast, The Gayly Prophet!   Find us on socials:   twitter   instagram   tumblr Support us on Patreon to access early, exte...

Today we are discussing chapters 76 and 77 of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, including: Numpties are weird, cool, and creepy; Nicodemus changes everything about how we think about this magic system; poor Agatha can’t even sit it out when she tries; Baz makes a decision we really cannot get behind; and so much more! Part two of our gender and sexuality Q&A can be found here!  Like this podcas...

Today we are discussing chapters 72-75 of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, in which: Simon evolves like a Pokemon, Baz and Penny have a lovely friend dynamic, Simon is the Humdrum, and so much more! Read the Vanity Fair interview with Rainbow Rowell here! Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast, The Gayly Prophet!   Find us on socials: twitter instagram tumblr Support us on Patreon t...

Today we are discussing chapters 70 and 71 of Carry On, including: CASZH, Simon’s Wet-Ass Magic, our deep love for Ebb, the objective creepiness of The Humdrum, and more! Read the article about how to spell the abbreviation of “casual” Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast, The Gayly Prophet!   Find us on socials: twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thega...

Today we are discussing chapters 68 and 69 of Carry On, in which: we think we finally figured out The Mage; Lady Salisbury can step on us, if she wants to; Agatha’s mom sucks; Agatha, on the other hand, is amazing; and more! Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast, The Gayly Prophet!   Find us on socials: twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetp...

Today we are discussing chapters 66 and 67 of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, in which: Baz’s dad sounds hot af; Agatha was fine until she got dragged into all of this; Simon and Baz are FINALLY BOYFRIENDS; and more! If you want to skip the more graphic part of this week’s Shivers section, skip minutes 46:55 - 51:30  Listen to part two of our advice episode here! Like this podcast? Check out our...

This week we are discussing chapters 63-65 of Carry On by Rainbow Rowell, in which: Agatha is over it; Penny is in her element; Simon is definitely seducing a vampire; Baz can’t let his guard down; and more!  Like this podcast? Check out our Harry Potter podcast, The Gayly Prophet!   Find us on socials: twitter.com/thegaylyprophet instagram.com/thegaylyprophet thegaylyprophetpodcast.tumb...

Welcome, one and all, to an hour of heartwarming joy. We had the incredible honor of getting to talk with World’s Greatest Author Chuck Tingle for a second time, and we cannot overstate how wonderful it was. Listen now for conversations about calling JKR a scoundrel, the importance of joyful autistic representation, sincerity as revolutionary tactic, how to stay positive in this troubling timeline...

It’s time for our annual advice podcast! Listen to hear our answers to questions like: “What makes a person “trans enough” to get to call themselves trans?” “How do I get my parents to respect my pronouns?” “Am I still asexual if I occasionally want to have sex?” “Where can a person find legit queer porn?” “How even does a person go about coming out to their friends?” And more!  Don’t forget...

In honor of Pride, we are so pleased to present you with an episode of The Queerbler, our Patreon offering where we freestyle a fanfic for you!  So make yourself a cup of tea and find a cozy place to take a 15 minute soft queer adventure in the Wavering Wood with us. Join our Patreon during the month of June to receive your personalized Gay Aunt Affirmation! patreon.com/thegaylyprophet Check...