Episode One

Dr. Insane Einstein builds a dog spaceship capable of reaching the planet of cats. Meanwhile, the dogcatchers celebrate romance on Chocolate Day. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, N...

Today in a galaxy far far away, Emperor Palpatine has proposed an excise tax on the manufacture of cell phones sold at Cricket Wireless authorized retailers. In order to combat this attack on the galaxy’s small business owners, Jedi's Darth Hundo (Charles), Tannin Sperm (Branson), and Dape Dode (Andrew) travel to the backwater planet of Terre’Hautooine to meet with voters at the popular chain rest...

As the dogcatchers officially graduate from dogcatcher high school, the long-frozen body of Uptown Schizo begins to thaw, leading Inutaro and friends to the Times Square Tokyo Bass Pro Shop Pyramid—and a new adventure. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin,...

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-83-f-ers-who-125598357

Dog trainers Zacky Limble (Andrew), Houndmaster Chengis (Branson), and Jazz Palmetto (Charles) discuss their idiosyncratic training styles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Movie critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) debate which films to include in the lineup of the Fabulous Feast of Film Festival. Recorded live on Twitch 2025-03-19. Follow E1 on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/episodeonepodcast E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) discuss Rugcoin, Mr. Drama's educational at school, and why does a chicken become food when it gets hot. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-82-dopeness-124566767

A group of friendly adventurers embarks on a quest to bring a unicorn egg to Those Blue and Yellow and Purple Hills. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-124434301

Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious passenger Hansel Heyday (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209

Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure cancer. Plus, we discuss making Pikmin chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-35-folly-123777127

With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/377-5th-annual-123541604

Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak classified secrets about their work. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell the Caesar Clinton Estate and other highly desirable properties. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/123000412

Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121934327

CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/373-cbs-sunday-b-121664280

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121427209

As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-121283948

Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty Cat Club's annual Winter Classic. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-78-kitty-cat-120891304

Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-77-drafts-3-120400663

Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before splitting a tight five at Laughster's Joke Castle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast