Episode One

Amazon FC Ambassadors Bart (@necrobranson), Crib (@intellegint), and Herb (@charlesraustin) share more experiences from the Amazon fulfillment center and discuss what they're wearing. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44496611

When Lorne Michaels (@charlesraustin) is diagnosed with funnybone cancer that can only be healed with laughter, he receives treatment from a comedy troupe of doctors including Dr. Calvin Hobbes (@intellegint), Dr. Diet Thunder (@necrobranson), Dr. Tuca Bertie (@lunch_enjoyer), Dr. Conred Murrey (@Braingetter), and Dr. Heathcliff Garfield (@nibiru_TRUTH). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1po...

Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about making chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44221562

All-American dad Bill Blinkerman-Kaminski has the house with the white picket fence and a loving family. But there's one problem. He got laid off from his job at the pollution factory. To win back the respect of his family, Bill joins a dog basketball league whose rulebook does not specify that humans can't play. (Written by @charlesraustin Starring @BronzeHammer @dogboner @RahRahRaina @intellegin...

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) discuss their clothing companies and ask girls some questions about what they would do… Haha but they're just playing. Branson's book, Water, Wasted, is available now: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (@intellegint), Clover Sorkin (@necrobranson), and Miles Davinci (@charlesraustin) discuss their craft and preview their upcoming work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43577387 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Newscasters Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) and their numbers guy Jimmy Integer (@charlesraustin) call live results for the 2020 Terre Haute election and interview Terre Haute County Recorder of Deeds Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-brans...

Rapper and father-to-be Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) hosts a baby shower and discusses the miracle of life with Mr. Drama (@intellegint), FaZe Polanski (@ByYourLogic), and Kirsten Durst (@Lowenaffchen). (Musical guests @ZOLAJESUS and @DanBoeckner) Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) comforts late night listeners with more soothing tales. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42929977

2018 live show featuring poetry and The Farm Report's remembrance of Bill Laimbeer. With @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin (Recorded 2018-12-21).

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

College party guys Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) celebrate Hashman's birthday and help achieve his dream of being the first man to die of a weed overdose, but not before they gift him their favorite strains and read his eulogies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42257007 Branson's new book, "Water, Waste...

Coffee shop owner Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin) and his baristas Jerome Durepois (@intellegint) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson) discuss their good fortune over the past six months and read some new poems. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Fairytale aficionados Bill E. Whippit (@necrobranson), Jensen Cedarwood (@intellegint), Tesco Coppermug (@charlesraustin), and Squeano (@tupacdurex) share some of their favorite fables. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Philosophers Jacques Van Bordeaux (@intellegint) and Ted "Theodeseus" Whip (@charlesraustin) join Dandy (@necrobranson) and his twin brother Randy (@necrobranson) to ponder life's biggest and deepest questions. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about famous writers' writing advice and the drawbacks of an industry that venerates MFAs. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-by-keith-buckley/

Nightclub owners Nos (@necrobranson), Cousin Mickey (@intellegint), and Barry Hovis (@ByYourLogic) discuss the nightclub lifestyle, how to make your nightclub cool, and how to dress for a night out. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41393254 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Investigative TV journalists Chip Carwood (@charlesraustin), Hal Reason (@intellegint), and Garth Oldwell (@necrobranson)—along with the ever-opinionated Dooney Sink (@necrobranson)—file a report on change, sit down with internet sensation Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and discuss a worrisome teen trend with Dr. Rudy VonPoker (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-or...

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about the writing process, their embarrassing earliest attempts at writing, and whether writing a book is easy. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-b...

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) takes a break from his "East to West" program to comfort late night listeners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40820946

Professor Wiebe Eden-Good (@necrobranson) is dismayed to find that Thom Weir (@intellegint) and Gus Agusta (@charlesraustin) show up to the first session of his Rural Sociology 1104 class. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A guided meditation exercise helps listeners center themselves by considering the life and times of Regis Philbin—a force of unrelenting joy. (With @necrobranson and @humidnightblue edited by @thevillainjoel) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40556738 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branso...

Pussy Wallace (@necrobranson) and his drinking buddy Dogeyes (@intellegint) reminisce about their adventures in drinking and discuss their favorite bars. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A discussion of nice candles with Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), and Joel (@thevillainjoel). While we're being self-indulgent, why not mention that Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40175472

Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) delivers his second State of the Union Address at the Terre Haute Hooters, addressesing corruption allegations and announcing his candidacy for Terre Haute mayor. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39939610