Episode One

Long-haul trucker Yardman (Andrew) picks up hitchhikers (Branson, Charles) on his trek across the country. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Local journalist Donnie Trellis (Charles) spends a day with Mayor Stuart Smartey (Branson) as he interacts with the ordinary citizens (Andrew) of Three Pumpkins, CA. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Reid Gimball (Branson) returns to Terre Haute to tell his old friend Curtis Hong (Andrew) about his interdimensional escapades. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/93239891

Silver Spoons, GA radio personalities Buck Summers (Andrew) and Kevin Rylan (Branson) welcome country superstar Bryden Brantly (Charles) to discuss his values, the Damn I Clean Up Good tour, and his new single. "The Smallest Town You Can Have" on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/00SNSeWb6vqSj0HpxbS6C9?si=PE-6m20TTFuJzgNtI1khrg Download on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/smallest-town...

Dunk (Branson) and Keys (Andrew) welcome Greenville sportswriter Chip Dip (Tom) to discuss the 2023–24 NBA season. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92826024

Hmm. the Alien (@cringe_genius) says goodbye to his human bowling pals Grover Skirts (Branson), Cecil Monte Cristo (Andrew), and Clever Tim (Charles). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

U.S. Senators Reggie Loud (Charles) and Shelly Chimp (Andrew) investigate allegations against podcaster Alex Branson that his unhusbandlike conduct may disqualify him from receiving federal subsidies under the Tom Sandoval Act of 2023. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92421579

Torturers Bullfrog (Branson), Slime Francis (Andrew), and Pallid Ass (Joel) torture Charles the Worst (Charles) in King Vahgo's Dungeon. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/92167516

Dracula University undergrads Jimmy Treats (Branson), Dunmer (Andrew), Hal O’Ween (Charles), and Frank N. Steinsmonster (Cameron Fetter) tell spooky stories around a campfire. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

After a shooting at Club Pogo derails the release party for Charles the DJ's "DJ Play the Song," Zap News Reporter Kevin Slider (Charles) discusses the tragedy with Walt Tremblay (Branson), the only man who saw the assailant's escape. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/91535004

Pastor Clyde Sunbeam (Charles) answers questions from callers (Andrew, @Lowenaffchen) during his afternoon call-in show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

AWW CEO Billy Crust (Branson) makes plans for Mr. Rumble's Royale with Brisk Santiago (Andrew), Crispin Ekphrasis (Charles), Big Tom Springsteen (@murderxbryan), and Derry Polumbo (@theCJS). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

King Vahgo (Branson) holds court before his subjects, knights, and advisors (Andrew, Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/302-in-court-of-90412053

Branson, Andrew, and Charles answer listener questions about the lore and metaphysics of the Pixar's Sodas universe. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/90205575

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama Orange (Andrew), and Diet Paper Chaser Vanilla (Charles) rent out an entire theater to watch Pixar's Sodas, but things get confusing when FaZe Polanski turns into a Mountain Dew. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

When Pepsi is purchased at a Naperville Circle K, Coke and his friends go on the adventure of a lifetime to track her down. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Hasan Piker, Felix Biederman, Raina Douris, and Zola Jesus Featuring Will Menaker, Matt Christman, Nate Ruess, Alex Press, Cameron Fetter, Caleb Pitts, Patrick Doran, Julian Feeld, Alex Nichols, Branson Reese, Dan Boec...

Anthropologists Schumer Stacks (@charlesraustin) and Fedder Bolis (@intellegint) conduct research on a new Tarzan (@necrobranson) discovered in the Three Pumpkins Rainforest. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Andrew and Branson interview with Charles in hopes of getting hired back on E1. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89122793

Car designers Garamond Load (@necrobranson), Aldo Vera (@intellegint), and Carl Cerveza (@charlesraustin) discuss some of their more innovative vehicle designs. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88919883

Paranormal investigator Cassius Muldoon (@intellegint) hangs out at the Rusty Spoon Diner interviewing subjects with eerie stories (@necrobranson @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88763353

Hosts Denny Scrimshaw (@intellegint) and Region Alexander (@charlesraustin) judge contestants (@necrobranson @cookiesandart @ElliottZegas) from across America to find out who's got the juice and who's got to vamoose. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Jack Nicholson (@necrobranson) and Jack Nicholson (@intellegint) tell Hollywood stories. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Local radio personalities Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) host the Terre Haute 1000 at the Dinty Moore Racetrack on a hot summer day. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88045270

In the near future (less than 1 week from now), three guys and three robots who are exactly as smart as each other set off on an incredible journey of friendship. Guest starring Jesse Farrar, Mike Hale, and Zeke Golvin. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Cowboys Grover Goodfellow (@necrobranson), August Leroy Jubilee (@intellegint), Ozymandias Reed (@charlesraustin), and Ezekiel Tanner (@cookiesandart) discuss their faith, sing cowboy songs, and keep watch for rustlers. Listen to Charles' album: https://tr.ee/Qc8LZOA4he https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/morning-forms