EpiDoses

Jersey Shore, Fat Texans, Drug Cartels in Guam, Other Dream Vacations *** Topic - List your 5 least favorite states, which ones and why? From - Tod ...Download the Media File

Time Travel, DeLoreans, Parkinson's, The nature of the Universe, existence in a nutshell, balls deep. *** Topic - Spaghettification, time travel, and black holes From - No Name ...Download the Media File

Soccer, Money, Benji, Useless stuff you don't really like...all with author Gary Sirak *** Topic - Why does the world love soccer? Are we behind the ball or leading the indifferent way? From - Adam Aren ...Download the Media File

Look, I know what you're thinking...and yes, you can be polyamorous for one person. But ONLY if that person is Phil Collins. He's like Nic Cage if the CAGE could sing and play the drums and star in Tarzan all at the same time. So it's polyamory with Nic Cage AND Phil Collins. Anyways, Benji [...]

Yo, son, we got the mad dolla bills this week! Benji spent his life savings on the Powerball drawing last week, and we wanted to figure what we'd be doing if we was straight up ballin'. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll win. I made sure to get struck by lightning just to help out our [...]

Pop quiz, a-- hole: Cantonese or the banjo? Russian or shredding on the guitar? If you could speak five languages of your choice or play any five instruments in all of existence, what would you pick? Okay... go! Can't decide? Can't decide? Tick tock, tick tock. TOO LATE! Brain aneurism, you're dead! Seriously, how do [...]

What if you woke up one day and you were in a different body? What would you do with your new face? No, we're not talking about the epic Nic Cage documentary Face-Off. Okay, we are NOW, but c'mon, when are NOT talking about the grandure of THE CAGE... Sorry, wrong EpiDose. Today we're talking [...]

Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg? Chuck Norris or his beard? Does it matter? Was it actually just Chuck Norris in a chicken suit kicking an egg with his beard, therefore willing it into existence at the exact moment it matured into a chicken. And that, children, is how the Earth was created. [...]

It's time to suit up...BIRTHDAY SUIT up, and head down to the nudist beach. Don't worry, were not gonna check out your junk... we're going to laugh at how tiny it is without even looking. I mean, I just ASSUME everyone is smaller than me down there. I gotta be pushing 4, maybe 5 inches... [...]

Time, like Nicholas Cage's career, has mystified humanity for decades. Whether you're talking quantum physics around a black hole, or National Treasure 2....some things you just can't explain. But damned if we aren't going to try... Peace Off! *** Topic - Time From - No Name ...Download the Media File

With the election so near, we tackle the big issues like Bean Dip and who would win in a greased up wrasslin' match... probably Taft, just because of the weight factor. Though Lincoln has the reach to land some major hits on that Pu--y JQ Adams. Can we use movie fictional presidents? Cuz in that [...]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the 90s. And we would all sit down every primetime evening and hear the tale of a lovable, irksome, nerdy yet ultimately misunderstood black teenager living in a Chicago suburb. He wormed his way into our collective hearts with such soul-melting [...]

Dude, this ID is totally legit. I got it from my older sister's boyfriend's weed dealer...he looks just like you. It's fool proof. Now just walk in, grab the Smirnoff Ice, pay for it, and we are so gonna get laid. GO SENIORS!!! Ahhh...the good old days when drinking was still exciting and not something [...]

Your Doctor knows your deepest darkest secrets...especially about that certain rash that comes back DOWN THERE. What if you see them at the bar? That's like the Antichrist of Wingmen...now that cute girl is going home with him! What's he got on you? A medical degree? Six figure income? NOT herpes? What a D---! Special [...]

I sold my soul for a taco. Totally worth it. But where did it come from, science? I don't think so? Alien energy from a war that existed on this planet millions of years ago? Much more likely. Aliens love tacos. THAT'S Science. *** Topic - When do human souls arrive? From - Erica Aren [...]

Hit the iceberg, you said. The ship will brush it aside, you said. Well, now who looks stupid? Ladies and gentlemen, please line up for the lifeboats according to your importance and impact on society... What? It should be by gender and age? F--k that. *** Topic - In the age of equal rights, women [...]

The boys discuss gettin' inked. This sounds like a decision that will have no lasting consequences whatsoever. We recommend the classic dolphin jumping over a rainbow...lower back. *** Topic - At what point are tattoos too ridiculous? From - Kevin Solar ...Download the Media File

Do you ever just lose yourself to a jam in the car, and get caught by the person next to you at a stop light, then try to pretend nothing happens?...Yeah, me either. The never live that long. PLUS we are joined by accomplished author, Joshua Flenniken *** Topic - Fist pumping in the car [...]

Pete Rose, Don King, and Miss Cleo and other great financial advisers. *** Topic - Should we legalize gambling? From - Gary Sirak ...Download the Media File

Invisibility, stopping time, and flight. All good ways to see chicks in a shower. *** Topic - If you had superpowers, what would you do? From - Benji Pickens ...Download the Media File

Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Clark Duncan, and Chuck E Cheese. So terrifying, we're hard. *** Topic - Terror erections From - John Schorling ...Download the Media File

Wasting food,Government corruption, and genocide. But we're talking about shit like abbreviations really. *** Topic - Pet Peeves From - Jen Harrigan ...Download the Media File

bacon, eggs, and man meat. Only one of these things is breakfast for a vegan. *** Topic - Do vegans swallow? From: Max ...Download the Media File

What's better than twenty-two men humping each other on a field? *** Topic - Would you let your kid play football? Contributor: Gary Sirak ...Download the Media File

Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, and Gandhi, but not us. *** Topic - Overly opinionated stupid people Contributor - N/A ...Download the Media File