EpiDoses

Good friend of the show, Audrey Philips (aka Tawdry Hipburn), provides this week's topic. So you can bet it's about sex - How many people would it take to repopulate the human species and avoid genetic mutation? But we take thing in an interesting direction. Max runs a thought experiment. Hollywood hates being lied to. [...]

You can thank our good buddy, Jay Seevers, for this weeks barn-burner..."How much moulding is too much moulding?" he asks. Well, now that just depends...I mean, are there any in-set shelves in the room? Max stays about as true as you can get to the name of the show and also despises your tardiness and [...]

Are we alone in the universe? Are Ufos real? Can Will Smith save us? That's what someone-not-brave-enough-to-put-their-name-on-the-topic wants to know. Benji believes. Max is busy talking about Thugnotes and dragons. And Hollywood likes Mr. Poopybutthole. Remember : 1) Jean Luc Picard would never lie to you. 2) James Franco is Swampthing. 3) Benji Pickens know [...]

Well...Hot damn, y'all. This is our 4 year anniversary, and despite being baited into objectifying women by this week's topic - we keep it classy-ish. Lauren and Audrey want to know which style we think is the cutest. Are we into hippie chicks or goth girls or what? It depends. Hollywood likes 'em sporty and [...]

Family Thanksgivings? A college party in Texas? Meeting your future in-laws for the first time? A crappy potluck? What is the appropriate kind of party to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes? Phil Roerbacher wants to know. Hollywood forgets who he is. Max is a terrible businessman and Benji is compassion personified. Remember : [...]

Is there a name someone from your past has totally ruined? Is it to the point where if you meet a person with that name now - you automatically don't like them? We thought so. And this one's for you... Tawdry Hipburn (aka Audrey Philips) want's to know about terrible names for children. Hollywood's mom [...]

Is Santa a bribe? Is he the selfless embodiment of the christmas spirit? Does easter even have a spirit? Which holiday's mascot is scarier? Good friend, Dr. Zooks want's to know. Benji's got an interesting theory about Easter. Max wants to know who has a bigger international following. And this year Hollywood got a phone [...]

Is Santa a bribe? Is he the selfless embodiment of the christmas spirit? Does easter even have a spirit? Which holiday's mascot is scarier? Good friend, Dr. Zooks want's to know. Benji's got an interesting theory about Easter. Max wants to know who has a bigger international following. And this year Hollywood got a phone [...]

This week's release is a peak into an alternate reality of what could have been... Originally, Ben 'Hollywood' Whitmore was only supposed to be guest on I and U - not a host. This is the first ever Benji and Max Epidose and it's all about advice They've ignored. Don't worry. There's plenty. Remember : [...]

Is money the root of all evil? Is cold, hard cash the worst thing humanity has ever invented? Were things better back in the bartering days? How many ears of corn do you want for that loaf of bread? Benji is busy with his bear skins and stock tips. Max is all about cutting out [...]

Whats the difference between robots and machines? What would you do with a Holodeck? How do cars work? Is it creepy that Rosie from the Jetsons uses another robot to make all the food for the family? Scientist, Jonah Schein, thinks so. Hollywood wants more power. Max is curious about spinach's soul. And Benji's holodeck [...]

Something special in honor of our 200th EpiDose...amazing, right? Our good friend, John Schorling, felt like facilitating a deep and meaningful conversation about race. Too bad this is Ignorant and Uninformed. Benji is self-shaming. Hollywood goes all metal. Max doesn't want your gentile-guilt. And Jesus is a baltimore cop. Huh? : 1) Ignorance is not [...]

Can one ogle and respect at the same time? Would you rather go to a strip club and get a dance knowing it won't end in sex or stay at home and get an amateur dance from your partner that definitely will? Do you even like getting strip teases? What about teasing strippers? Tawdry Hipburn [...]

Put away your targeting computers and drop your blast shields - this week it's all about Star Wars. Benji is out greasin' them wheels but the always insightful, Jay Seevers, is sitting in. Hollywood is a ring-theory-obsessed-fanboy. And all Max wants is Lando, space aids, and some originality. Remember... : 1) Judging trilogies before they're [...]

How do you slack off? Are you like Hollywood and pretend to do something? Do you procrastinate like Benji? Or do you just say no like Max? Is wearing headphones or looking at your phone a way to avoid social responsibility? This week it's a half an hour chat about stuff like this thanks to [...]

Remember two days ago when you sat down to a meal and thought, "Hmmm...this would really be better with a foon." No? But it's the shark of cutlery. Not like that other hybrid, that's just an example of putting two perfectly good things together and making a sub-par third. Benji called in sick. But lucky [...]

Erica Aren doesn't think time makes sense or that anyone can explain it. And that's because it doesn't and they can't. At least not after listening to Hollywood's theories and interplanetary census concerns. Benji has seen some Star Trek and Max has read some books. Remember : 1) People in space live longer. 2) Aliens [...]

Tiger? Octopus? Horse? If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which would you choose to chow down on you? Meredith Murphy wants to know. Is it better to go in two bites or a thousand? Are we on land or in the water? Remember (Don't mind the technical blip around the 20 [...]

Audrey Philips (aka Tawdry Hipburn) wants us to name an animal for each letter of the alphabet. So Hollywood talks smack with Keanu Reeves on his chest. Max gets stumped by E. And Benji is outstanding at drinking out of cups. Remember : 1) Barbiturates count. Cattle and dog breeds not so much. 2) Raccoons [...]

Happy New Years! Making y'all think and laugh is something we really enjoying doing, so from the bottom of our shallow and empty hearts, thank you. It's 2016! Would you rather have good soup or bad sex? That's what Chandra Kleinhans wants to know. But it's not that simple - How long has it been? [...]

Jay Seevers has a question about technology - is the good worth the bad? We don't know. We're too busy singing songs... Hollywood is scared of video games. Max doesn't know how to use the internet. And Benji is the Candyman. Remember : 1) The combustion engine is a lot like sit-ups. 2) The world [...]

In honor of the new Star Wars movie... How do you feel about sex robots? Long time fan, photographer, and sexpot Tawdry Hipburn really wants to know. Hollywood is worried about the human seed bank conspiracy. Benji wants a perpetually disappointed wife. And Max doesn't want to get elecrtocuted in the shower. Remember : 1) [...]

If alcohol were illegal and marijuana wasn't, how would things be different? What would happen to bars? What about frat parties? What would the commercials be like? That's what Tim Mahon wants to know. Max has never seen Police Academy. Benji loves Christmas. And Hollywood is a liberal radical terrorist. Remember : 1) No one [...]

We aren't smoking 'em but we are talking about 'em, sort of. Cousin Brian wants to know about the aesthetic value of trees. But we're more interested in if Steve Urkel killed the catchphrase. Max actually says something funny. Hollywood is all hopped up on Mountain Dew. And 14 year old Benji wasn't picky. Remember [...]

This one is for Winston...... How do you tap in euphoria when you need it? How do you turn all your bad feelings into good feelings? Does Back to the Future 3 count as a western? Amy O. wants to know. At least about two of those things. Benji is throwing more than Young Guns [...]