EpiDoses

Money, sports, and high school. Not that the topic we drew has anything to do with two of these, but why not? Half price outdoor Dave sits in. Max shares some wisdom from his father. Benji was not an athlete and Hollywood is busy thinking about elves. Remember : 1) Hell is safe. 2) There [...]

What is the line between funny and mean? Jerm Jam wants to know the best practical jokes we have seen and done. Benji could never be a dictator. Max once faked a wedding and almost got deported. And Hollywood is kind of cruel. Remember : 1) Swallowtown is a not a real place. 2) How [...]

What is enough? Or, better yet, how do we know what is good enough? Sadly, Benji is not here to add his wisdom, but luckily Geoff Watson is. Max drops what knowledge he can and Hollywood has all the answers. Remember : 1) Be gentle with yourself. 2) Nobody has a clue and everyone is [...]

We have a Freaky Friday scenario between Donald Trump and Roger Goodell. Mike Hammerling wants to know what would happen in the POTUS and the NFL commissioner switched places. Benji talks sense but has to dash mid-show. Max does his best. Poor Hollywood gets taken way out of context. Remember : 1) The US government [...]

Are you a good tourist? Do you treat people like people? Or does everyone exist to serve you? Connor wants to know. We are down a Benji but up a naked Geoff. Max preaches stewardship while hollywood has it out with shopping carts. Remember : 1) Asking for advice is better than asking for favors. [...]

Do you have any morning routines? What about personal rituals? Lisa wants to know. Sadly, Benji is our of the studio so things get a bit deep. Hollywood is alone in his principles with his perfect morning. And Max is high maintenance. Technical note - there is some static around the 30 minute mark. Remember [...]

It rarely happens but it sure is fun when it does. Special Guest, Chef Mike, draws his own topic. Good thing too because the rest of us were truly ignorant and uninformed. Hollywood blows a secret identity. Benji is concerned about superhero contractors. And Max is into empire building. Remember : 1) Piracy was one [...]

Jeremy Taylor calls us names then wants us to discuss his homeland, Canada. Unfortunately, Benji was not able to join in the fun. But lucky for us g-host, outdoor dave, was. Max has socialist tendencies and Hollywood dreams of Ontario. Remember : 1) Canada is cold. 2) Better off dead is a ski movie. 3) [...]

rica Aren wants to know about tribalism, nationalism, and intermarriage. And, shockingly, we do a pretty decent job of staying on topic. Special guest Jay Seevers is a hufflepuff who believes in literature. Benji thinks it comes down to math. Max is curious about life spans. And Hollywood is waiting for the bottom to fall [...]

Head and shoulders? Selsun blue? How do you deal with flakes? Actually, dandruff is not the topic, flaking out on loved one is. Mister Chef Mike is back with a great counterpoint. Hollywood likes to say yes. Benji has a book idea and Max is a gold chocobo. Remember : 1) Captain America is a [...]

Is technology making us dumber? Cleveland fan, Vinny from Canton, wants to know. Max draws historical parallels and sucks with maps. Benji is a champion speller and feels like Adam Sandler. While Hollywood likes swoops but not ivy leaves. Remember - GO CAVS! : 1) It is OK to not know things. 2) The Lion [...]

Look out! This week is all gender and bathrooms. But not how you think. Should men put the seat down in a unisex bathroom? Linda wants to know. Guest host, Nick Hale, was outgunned at an early age. Max is an arbitrator par excellence. And Hollywood is a grill fork barbarian. Remember : 1) Confusing [...]

Jerm Jam wants us to talk about the secrets we know about each other. But it turns into more of a confessional. Guest host, Jay Seevers, is a practical joker. Hollywood likes to be liked. Max drops the ball. And Benji peaked in the 6th grade. Remember : 1) Everyone has secrets and stories. 2) [...]

If you were a playing card, what card would you be? Would you be a queen of hearts? A jack of spades? The instruction card? Guest host, Outdoor Dave, is a six of clubs. Hollywood wants to be an ace. And Max gets down on some astrology. Remember : 1) Science is not here to [...]

What does being a "grown-up" mean? Do adults ever feel "grown-up?" When is the first time you felt like an adult? Are we all just kids in older bodies? Max failed as a babysitter. Benji is pro child labor. Ben figures out his time travel answer. And our guest, Chef Mike, tells us about the [...]

Hard to believe - but with this EpiDose - Ignorant and Uninformed turns 5 years old. Thanks for the all the topics and support. In honor of the occasion we have one from Tawdry Hipburn about The Simpsons. Remember : 1) It is not about whether you win or lose. It is whether you win. [...]

Is love worth fighting for? What about truth? Art? Purity? Dick jokes? Kyle wants to know. Hollywood is a relativist. Max is ok with not knowing. And first-time-guest-host, Nick Hale, knows a lot about Shakespeare. Remember : 1) You do not want to see the brown wrench. 2) People suffer if they cannot build or [...]

This one is a real barn burner... Thanks, Jay. Ever wanted to know how to cut plexiglass? What about how pencils are made? Would you like tips on cleaning your headlights? Then this is the show for you! Benji loves plastic and stealing. Max is a sensuous glass guy. And Hollywood went to a lot [...]

Ever wondered why there is such a gap in bathroom stalls? Ever seen someone take their shoes off in a public restroom? Every seen a gloryhole in person? Amber Wedlake only asked us about one of these. Special guest, Chef Mike, is not a narc. Hollywood sings some whitney. Max needs a new hobby and [...]

If there were no consequences would you be a good guy? Would you go darkside? If you were a teenage mutant ninja turtle which on would you be? The Mistress of the grains wants to know. Hollywood thinks he is a sorting hat party dude. Max wants to be invisible with his moral compass. And [...]

Time to talk about sex, love, reputation, and the double standards that go with them. Good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks a question about promiscuity and frequency. But our answer has more to do with mental state. Hollywood is a knight is shining armor. Max is a junkie. And no one tells Benji how to raise [...]

How do you like to read your words? Do you embrace the amazing advents of progress or prefer the tried and true? Are you an e-reader or book type of person? Max is old school in zanzibar. Benji makes his own ice cream. And Hollywood loves technology so much he sleeps with it. Remember : [...]

Are aliens real? Have you ever seen a UFO? Ever noticed how, in documentaries about indigenous people, the children in the background are never crying? Gary Sirak wants to know about two of those. Math and science make Benji believe. Max is a skeptic. And deception comes naturally to Hollylord. Remember : 1) The power [...]

First and foremost - a heartfelt apology. Women, we failed you and we are sorry. Jenny Sirak wants to know who, from the whole of history, would we most like to go out and get drunk with. The cast of Golden Girls? The ratpack? An astronaut? Max looks to a lit night with literature. Guest [...]

If you could conquer the world, would you want to? Really? What if you were given the opportunity to carry the one ring into Mordor? Could you? This is not exactly what Riley wanted to know but it is close enough. Max tries to be funny and fails. Hollywood is into cow porn. And Benji [...]