EpiDoses

What does being a "grown-up" mean? Do adults ever feel "grown-up?" When is the first time you felt like an adult? Are we all just kids in older bodies? Max failed as a babysitter. Benji is pro child labor. Ben figures out his time travel answer. And our guest, Chef Mike, tells us about the [...]

Hard to believe - but with this EpiDose - Ignorant and Uninformed turns 5 years old. Thanks for the all the topics and support. In honor of the occasion we have one from Tawdry Hipburn about The Simpsons. Remember : 1) It is not about whether you win or lose. It is whether you win. [...]

Is love worth fighting for? What about truth? Art? Purity? Dick jokes? Kyle wants to know. Hollywood is a relativist. Max is ok with not knowing. And first-time-guest-host, Nick Hale, knows a lot about Shakespeare. Remember : 1) You do not want to see the brown wrench. 2) People suffer if they cannot build or [...]

This one is a real barn burner... Thanks, Jay. Ever wanted to know how to cut plexiglass? What about how pencils are made? Would you like tips on cleaning your headlights? Then this is the show for you! Benji loves plastic and stealing. Max is a sensuous glass guy. And Hollywood went to a lot [...]

Ever wondered why there is such a gap in bathroom stalls? Ever seen someone take their shoes off in a public restroom? Every seen a gloryhole in person? Amber Wedlake only asked us about one of these. Special guest, Chef Mike, is not a narc. Hollywood sings some whitney. Max needs a new hobby and [...]

If there were no consequences would you be a good guy? Would you go darkside? If you were a teenage mutant ninja turtle which on would you be? The Mistress of the grains wants to know. Hollywood thinks he is a sorting hat party dude. Max wants to be invisible with his moral compass. And [...]

Time to talk about sex, love, reputation, and the double standards that go with them. Good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks a question about promiscuity and frequency. But our answer has more to do with mental state. Hollywood is a knight is shining armor. Max is a junkie. And no one tells Benji how to raise [...]

How do you like to read your words? Do you embrace the amazing advents of progress or prefer the tried and true? Are you an e-reader or book type of person? Max is old school in zanzibar. Benji makes his own ice cream. And Hollywood loves technology so much he sleeps with it. Remember : [...]

Are aliens real? Have you ever seen a UFO? Ever noticed how, in documentaries about indigenous people, the children in the background are never crying? Gary Sirak wants to know about two of those. Math and science make Benji believe. Max is a skeptic. And deception comes naturally to Hollylord. Remember : 1) The power [...]

First and foremost - a heartfelt apology. Women, we failed you and we are sorry. Jenny Sirak wants to know who, from the whole of history, would we most like to go out and get drunk with. The cast of Golden Girls? The ratpack? An astronaut? Max looks to a lit night with literature. Guest [...]

If you could conquer the world, would you want to? Really? What if you were given the opportunity to carry the one ring into Mordor? Could you? This is not exactly what Riley wanted to know but it is close enough. Max tries to be funny and fails. Hollywood is into cow porn. And Benji [...]

Adam Aren wants us to talk about sleep. What happens to our bodies when we do it? Can we make it up when we lost it? Geoff Watson, who rarely sleeps in public, fills in for Benji. Max brings up binge watching and dreams. Meanwhile Hollywood is busy being a sleep martyr in solitary elementary [...]

Do you like where you live? Would you move if you could? If money and logistics were not a problem, where would you land? What if everyone in the world could do the same? This is what Dave Weil wants to know. Benji hibernates and sings spice girls. Max is like Anakin Skywalker. And Hollywood [...]

Oh, man. This is not for the faint of heart. Tawdry Hipburn wants to know if sex can get any crazier than it already has. Benji immediately goes to beastiality and a life saving drag show. Max is well traveled and a good sport. Ben loves Seal and Moscow. Remember : 1) Most people look [...]

This week our good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks the three most common questions locals hear from tourists in Summit County, CO. Geoff Watson is back for more stunt ditch duck taming. Hollywood is an amateur biologist and Arnold Palmer makes Max feel Asian. Remember : 1) Sweet Tea is a religion. 2) It is easier [...]

This week our good friend, Tawdry Hipburn, asks the three most common questions locals hear from tourists in Summit County, CO. Geoff Watson is back for more stunt ditch duck taming. Hollywood is an amateur biologist and Arnold Palmer makes Max feel Asian. Remember : 1) Sweet Tea is a religion. 2) It is easier [...]

Oh man! Our homie, Phil, came through in a big way with this topic. Would you rather be a true believing nymphomaniac nun or a truly devote and pious prostitute? Max goes to expectations. Benji is into an action figure. And Hollywood has a person relationship with the divine. Remember : 1) There is such [...]

Everyone give our first time host, Geoff, a round applause. He was nice enough to fill in for Benji and then picked a doozy of a topic. Time for another round of marry, bang, kill! Our choices this time are Jack Black, Rob Schneider, and Kevin James. Max is a social climber. And Hollywood wants [...]

Hell yeah, Mindi Thrash. Thank you for the topic. It was great! If you had five seconds to plant one idea in the hearts and minds of all the people of Earth, what would it be? Benji wants everyone to watch movies. Hollywood wants us to pay it forward. And Max just wants to spray [...]

How do you feel about the olympics? Could you care less? Is it like your four year Super Bowl? Does America only care about it because we win a lot? Is it a coincidence the olympics happens the same year as Presidential Elections? Adam Aren wants to know. Max likes watching greatness. Hollywood wants to [...]

Do you follow the rules? Always? Even when you disagree with them? Or do you follow your own rules? Do you believe in personal liberty or government regulation? Are you on Team Captain America or Team Ironman? Mike Jones wants to know. Benji is worried about insurance claims. Hollywood draws the line at genocide. And [...]

Is everything you agree with good? Is everything you disagree with bad? Do people you disagree with deserve to be poor? Is it right to collect a paycheck from sinners? Is your purse/wallet your voice? Linda (Max's mom) wants to know. Benji makes up words. Max is selfish. And Hollywood is a socially conscious consumer. [...]

Have you been putting off doing the things you've always wanted to? Is it time to take an honest look in the mirror and stop holding onto the dream? Who's life are you living anyway? This week it's all those questions and more. Max is quiet on his nude beach. Hollywood doesn't care about things [...]

It's kind of a shame Benji wasn't in the studio for this one. Josh Coates wants a line by line analysis of an Ol' Dirty Bastard track. And, despite their racial handicap, Max and Ben do their best. Even though one's an elephant and the other's an actor. Remember : 1) Do what Ben says. [...]

Dr. Zooks wants to know your superhero origin. Would you be a musician gigging at a local bar who dabbles in super-science with an engineering degree? Or are you more a mystical thinker who dared to go too far? Too bad Benji wasn't here to give us his. The Riffer is into bathetic falls, leather [...]