EpiDoses

 Jonah asks about an obscure Budweiser product from the 90s . We mostly talk about  - Hoggtone  - Getting drunk the first time  - The difficulty describing sensory perceptions  - The mouth and face-feel of spice *** Topic - What is the "dry" in Bud Dry? From - Jonah Schein

What would you do if you were shrunk down to the size of a green army man? (Not that that's what this podcast is about. We're just curious...) It's supposed to be about facebook bikini photos, which isn't a lot to go on but we do our best. *** Topic - Facebook bikini photos From [...]

Ever wonder about the hippie demon agenda? Universal absurdity levels? The diabolical origins of climate change? No? Well, you should. Demons are causing global warming because Hell is freezing over. It's science. *** Topic - What will really happen when hell freezes over? From - Gary Sirak

Turns out comparing current political figures to ones from ancient Rome is pretty tough. I mean, how many roman Senators can you name? Does Joffrey from Game of Thrones count? No? Damn. But if you listen anyway you get to learn why Oprah is like mumble rap. So there's that... *** Topic - Which Roman Caesar [...]

Can Hutts can have beards? Can robots can see through ruses? Hollywood takes us back to his time in the unicorn stables. Max believes the life chooses you. Good ol' Geoff actually answers the question. *** Topic - Can gay people be gangster? From - Albu

Fiddlesticks? Biscuits? Cheese and rice? Find me in the Alps? What are some of your favorite alternatives to swearing? Listen in for all sorts of fun about - The taboo center of the brain - How capitalism is really just one large pyramid scheme *** Topic - What are some of your favorite alternatives to [...]

Every so often a topic comes round that makes us happy we named the show what we did. This is one of those weeks. Rachel asks us about the aspirations of fjords and we spend the first 10 minutes trying to figure out what a fjord is. Yep. Ignorant and Uninformed... Highlights include: - Swamps [...]

Fellow gamer, Nick Hale, wants us to talk about ants. So we do. Max needs to be informed. Hollywood is appalled by entitlement. Geoff thinks Han deserved more. *** Topic - What is your favorite kind of ant? From - Nick

Is it like pokemon or direct mail marketing? Are you trying to get them all or are you expecting a one-percent return? What, exactly, is the etiquette for dicks pics? In a stroke of good fortune, Benji is here to lead the way. Dave like texts. Max is full of surprises. Hollywood just sits back [...]

Our good friend, John, wanted to mess with us. He put a question in the bowl about radio voices. But, not to worry - we do not stay on topic... Max has always been made fun of for his voice. Hollywood is really into cousins. Tony prefers drums Geoff sounds like a stripper DJ. *** [...]

Our prodigal host-son returns! Benji Pickens is back, along with outdoor dave, to discuss empathy, courtesy of Dr. Zooks. Hollywood has an interesting perspective. Max preaches fiction. Dave is no longer special. And Benji would totally send that tweet. Listen in and learn about... - The definition of empathy. - Crappy super powers. - The [...]

Happy 6th Birthday to us! In order to mark the occasion we have a nice, light offering from McKenzie... (So, if you want to listen to three dudes in their thirties talk about God - get a wiggle on and listen.) Max moderates. Hollywood buttes up our guest. And master story teller, Nick Hale, comes [...]

We are what we've been through. Or at least, Jenna, who asks us about life experiences seems to think so. Geoff issues a chilling challenge. Hollywood gets hung up on Netflix. Joel takes it waaay back City Max is a dick. Remember : 1) Parents have an impossible job. 2) Everyone should be a fish [...]

Alright everyone - it is that time of the night... You know. Time to take your lover by the hand, turn down the lights, and put on some music to get into the mood. So, who is your go to? Janet Jackson? Barry White? Wham? Eazy-E? A movie soundtrack? Remember :  - The Imperial march [...]

Are traditions important? Do they keep us connected and grounded? Or do they hold us back? Dr. Zooks wants to know. Max is worried about sunk costs. Hollywood is a part-time psychiatrist. Geoff has no personal traditions and Outdoor Dave lends some gravity. Remember : 1) Traditions without heart and soul become mindless observance. 2) [...]

Being this high got you down? Spending time at altitude definitely has its share of problems - but doesn't everywhere? Things you'll learn this episode include, but are not limited to... - How wolves are like giant blue aliens and racist Disney princess' - Why cornhole should be an olympic event - The effects of [...]

It's mind-bending twist on an a classic question... Geoff knows his philosophy. Hollywood answers a koan. Max is slow on the uptake and Joel is curious about the political affiliations of his grandma. Things you'll learn:  - Always be wary of the terms and conditions.  - Juicy Fruit is the best gum. For 30 seconds. [...]

Ok - who out there actually knows how glowsticks really work? What is the juice inside made of? Why does it glow?! *** Outdoor Dave is in studio and doesn't like being told what he can't do. Geoff believes we should let Darwin do his work. And all Max wants to see are blue fireflies.... [...]

What do deep south distilleries and french philosopher-barbers have to do with mullets? Who the hell is Bush Thundercat Hailstorm? Did you know Max used to look like Steven Seagal or that Hollywood had a ducktail? Mikey did it up for prom and Geoff looks to Jesus. Plus a big, heartfelt shout out to our [...]

If you had five minutes before you were forced to evacuate your home, what would you grab? What if you had 30 minutes? Jackie wants to know. Special guest, Tony, goes for his meds. Hollywood keeps talking about doomsday. Max was shamed into saving a mug. And Geoff has actually lived through the topic. Take [...]

Are you like us? Do you have recurring dreams? Are they about running or punching through sand? Forgetting your lines? Sexually disappointing Elizabeth Banks? I thought so. We draw an old topic from Geoff. Max has a sad dreams. Hollywood is a submarine. And our good buddy, Joel, is anti-torture.  Take aways... - Brains are [...]

How do we define identity? Can you steal something that does not exist? What about your clones? Are they guilty of identity theft? Mike Hammerling asks about fake social media accounts and this is where it goes. Hollywood defends comedy. Geoff wants to know about the ends and Max is concerned with immigration. Remember : [...]

If you could travel through time and change history for the better, what would you do? Prevent a natural disaster? Stop a war? Save a K? Cure a disease? Gary wants to know. Geoff protects pop-culture. Special guest, Joel Rainwater, is practical...and petty. Hollywood wants to lighten up the dark ages and Max comes through [...]

If you had to choose - tables or chairs - which could you live without? Take your time. There are far reaching ramifications... Max likes to stand with his steel-trap memory. Ranger Mike debuts. Hollywood cares about seats and Geoff faces the tank. Remember : 1) A bed is just a super soft table we [...]

Awwww, yeah! Lori has us talking about sex. She wants to know about faking orgasms. Geoff prefers honesty and theatrics. Hollywood is into hullabaloo and lies. And Max is gooey and catches feelings. Remember : 1) Condoms make it way easier for men to fake it. 2) Covers and books do not always align. 3) [...]