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The guys talk about a guy ordering an escort who turned out to be his best friend's mom, weening ourselves off of our phones and t.v., eating pizza every day vs. never eating it, the first presidential debate, Trump contracting Covid, Japan opening an adult-themed theme park, gun control, having to hunt everything you eat vs. eating only McDonalds, an American man facing possible jail time in Taiw...

The guys talk about a company caught selling used condoms, Ron Paul, aging from the neck down only vs. aging from the neck up only, a man that sets his house on fire attempting to kill a fly, whether we're living in the stupidest time, having a foot long nose vs. a foot long tongue, an intruder beat up by a weight lifting granny, a man who dies from eating black licorice, having a head too big for...

The guys talk about getting a rub down from Chris Hemsworth, politicians and celebrities caught watching porn, overhearing bad conversations, being able to detect any lie vs. getting away with any lie, losing the ability to listen to music vs. losing the ability to read, true love vs. being rich, being in a room with 10,000 tarantulas vs. eating 10 of them, killing one innocent person on their dea...

The guys talk about getting bit on the penis by toilet snakes, Lucifer, what we would change our names to if we had to, starting your life over as yourself vs. starting over as the opposite gender, licking a used condom vs. eating maggots, having a rewind button on life vs. a pause button, a woman with 15 pounds of hair in her stomach, what we would choose as out death row meal, reoccurring dreams...

The guys talk about eating turds for charity, dicks being bitten off, having an elephant truck vs. a giraffe neck, having to always shout vs. having to always whisper, having to drink your mom's period blood vs. your dad's semen, making out with your dad for a chance to win money, meditating about death, a possible real-life rocketeer, weird animal fights, swallowing snakes in your sleep, putting...

The guys make the Sophie's choice between cum flavored gum or gum flavored cum.  In addition they also discuss people coming back from the dead, creating laser-based space probes, nipple fingers vs. finger nipples, always itchy vs. always sticky, purposely boring video games, someone found with a natural immunity to H.I.V., DC Fandome news and trailers, beating family members for farting, the RNC...

The guys solve the age-long riddle of what to do if your lover and your mom swap bodies.  If that's not enough, they also talk about eating semen to prevent carona virus, weird visits to friends houses when they were kids, handjobs from your grandmother, farting with intent to distribute, the DNC, real life Clayton Bigsby, having sex with sandals, creeping out cashiers, the Steve Bannon border wal...

The guys talk about furries, green onion cereal, hypothetically dating trans women, swimming in cow guts, getting shot in the balls, Amazon drivers pooping on people's lawns, what advice we would give our younger selves, and then finish strong by singing the Wet Ass Pussy song in funny voices.

The guys talk about having relationships with much older women, our favorite toys when we were kids, Americans eating bleach, asshole tourists, cousin stories, our first experiences with death, outdated weird laws, psychedelic drugs, rollercoasters, and more.

The guys take a break from the bleakness of 2020 and go back to a simpler time as they count down their ten favorite movies of the past decade.  Where does Fifty Shades Darker rank?  You'll have to listen to find out.

The guys try(and mostly fail) to find the light side in such hilarious topics as police brutality, systemic racism, and overbearing political correctness.  Not to worry though because they also give their thoughts on the glory that is public restrooms so, you know, there's that.

In this premier episode of The Stand Up Guys Podcast, the guys discuss what happened to all the milkmen, the hilarious potential of a Biden vs. Trump debate, bad things that we used to say, the worst things we've every worn, and other random nonsense.