Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast

This is the last episode before the Season 3 Finale featuring Kent Chungus! In this episode Brad the Impaler, Wesley Weaseltits, Phil Downerpants, and the Research Department are joined by special guest Mitosis!

 Ta-Da! Look what it is . . . ! Its another long one. A long one about shorts. Gene Pool, Jack Hoff, Gabe Porn, and the Research Department learn some important lessons they forgot exactly when their hangovers cleared.

In this extra-long episode Julian Spagoolie, Harry Heartworm, and Dane Gleesak discuss stories with titles that rhyme with “truce”. Dane proves his ignorance of Beatles music. Abuse Bruce Goose Juice Loose Noose Profuse Spruce Immediately followed by a one-off true crime podcast called "Arthur Gary Bishop: A Dirty Rotten Fuck." This one ain’t for all audiences. If you have a soft heart, a...

From the home of the 2002 Winter Games, Jack Doff, Indy Geshtion, and Phil Yertitties take the Bronze. Phil discusses his Naval aspirations, and old-guy chokes again. Bike Grapple Jump Run Swim Throw

Cheesus, what’s that smell? Andy Phylaxis, Matt Ernity, and Artie Inn chew on some cheesy accidents. Big Cheese Cheese Cake Cut the Cheese Hard Cheese Head Cheese String Cheese

Well, the Super Bowl is over. Boo frickety hoo, If you still need some football in your life, take heart: Sal Liva, Jerry Maya, and Rob Mypoosee thrill you with their offense and defense. Things really get offensive and defensive. Spike Pass Screen Kick Tee Helmet Don't forget to check out History Goon wherever you listen to podcasts! Tell Kevin Employee #1 sent you.

Dan Creas, Will Son and Lou Sainus discuss Employee #1's adventures in the great outdoors, until disaster strikes. The takeover begins.

Hosts Ivan Topuke, Dick Berry, and Barry McCockiner jump over the hedge and show you what’s going on in Employee #1’s backyard. Hint: There’s a fracas of ficus.

Dish Warsham, Allan Wrench, and Mike Oxbig take you on a ride down to the farm to show you where Employee #1 used to work. This is the episode where someone old-guy chokes and almost dies during recording. At long last, the term Kalookio is explained. You are gonna want to hear this! #atv #accident #allsaintsday #beer #belching #blackhumor #bountifulload #comedy #crude #dark #fuckdoll #fudgepackin...

Welcome to all the new listeners we've gotten since our mention on True Crime Kent! To celebrate, Father Christmas, Krist Kringle, Sinter Claus and Krampus (The Research Department) would like to take you on a holiday slay ride. Blow the dust off your egg nog and enjoy stories about these categories: • Caribou • Chimney • Christmas Tree 1 • Christmas Tree 2 • Christmas Tree 3 • Gift • Sleigh A...

Hosts Roland Z. Hay, Sam Squatch, and Ole C. Cretion get a bit retrospective and discuss things that are defective from a collective perspective. C-word warning.

What do venereal diseases have to do with industrial accidents? Fuck around and find out. Helping the listener to scratch what itches are our friends Spiro Keetes AKA "Milky Substance", Casio Motorola, and Rocky "Rock" Hardcock. Categories include: Clam Crabs The Clap The Gift Trick Hepatitis B

Ding Dong! Boy have we got some tricks and treats for you! Hosts Emerson Bigguns, Patrick "Pud" Spelunker, and Neil Inlick talk about six people who were Employee #1 for Halloween. Yes. We realize that this is episode 13 and you haven't heard episode 12 yet. We didn't think you'd enjoy a Halloween episode in November.

Sometimes a reach becomes a stretch. Austin Tasheous, Ernald Vanderhorn, and Heywood Jagarglemynuts have a round-table discussion about what happens when Employee #1's reach exceeds their grasp. #accident #angellust #applebutter #babysittersclub #beer #belching #blackhumor #Brewery #california #comedy #crude #dark #davidspud #ebonics #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #insulinpump #mo...

Twelve! Count 'em TWELVE stories for an extra-long tenth episode! That's 100% extra than those other puny six-story episodes we put out. Hosts Bob Jombie, Dudley Smith, and Peter "Pecker" Wood discuss multiple tales with multiple employees. accident assholesandelbows beer belching blackcocoacontrolroom blackhumor bullet comedy confinedspace crane crude dark equipotentialzone gallow...

Mayor Larry Vaughn, the unnamed “This Guy” and Dutchman Ben Gherkinoff step off the sand and into the salty, blood-stained water of Employee #1’s claim to fame among family and friends. Somebody refers to a “dorso” fin. You’re gonna need a bigger beer. #accident #amityvillehorror #amputation #belching #blackhumor #boiler #california #cobrawine #comedy #crude #dark #fiberglass #forklift #industrial...

In what might just be the most poorly equalized podcast in audio history, hosts Skid Flufutter, Melvin Methmouth and Justin Hermuff discuss horrible things that happened on Employee #1's last day at work. Among other things . . . #accident #alcohol #belching #blackhumor #bumpcap #california #comedy #confinedspace #crude #dark #gallowshumor #genderfluid #glassblower #headscarf #homedepot #hughg...

Hosts Ron Hodgkins, Ol’ Carl Suction Tube (again), and Dixon Hersnatch peel back their hoods and rub their heads together over a pile of accidents that somehow involve something to do with bubbles. We had a new Patron. But before the episode got edited, she downgraded her subscription! Talk about bursting our bubble! #Tom #accident #belching #blackhumor #bluewaffles #Calsifornia #clown #comedy #cr...

Zimm Zamm discusses some fishy incidents with Pilgrim Penhurst and Holden Demtitties. On a rare and heartfelt serious note: RIP Abby. You were amazing--even when you interrupted every recording. We love you and will never forget you. Sadie and Conway are carrying on in your honor.

Spliff McKinley, Ol' Carl Suction Tube, and Bruce McCoochie discuss a grab bag of stories. Research Department describes an interaction with a homeless guy. If you like what we do, please give us a rating, a review, and tell a frenemy! If you LOVE what we do, head over to Patreon.com/employee1 and prove it! #accident #blackhumor #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #m...

Main Guy: Roger Themall This Guy: Toro Johnson That Guy: Willie Layer The panel discusses stories related to printing.

Hosts get distracted.

Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.

No spoilers here.

Just the facts, ma'am. Contestants: • The Virgin Connie Swail • Pep Streebeck Host:  • Emil Muzz Categories: • Black • Magic • Woman • Devil • Blue  • Dress