Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Blair's grandfather steals small bits of groceries when he goes food shopping, so she asked Danielle to call him as the supermarket's regional manager catching him on camera! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damon is a real adrenaline junkie, and is going skydiving with his girlfriend Gina! So Garrett calls her up as her coach, who's never done this before! YIKES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deshaun is an aspiring actor, and his agent is trying to get him some work! So he had Skeery call with a new acting gig, but it isn't quite what Deshaun was hoping for.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank is so in love with his little dog, but he is quite a yapper! So Joanne thought it would be funny if Danielle called as an already annoyed neighbor! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Like many, Tara HATES clowns. So her sister Val thought it might be funny if Garrett called on her birthday, as a clown heading to visit her at work! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason is so excited about his upcoming Hawaiian honeymoon at the Four Seasons....but Skeery calls to inform him it's overbooked, and he needs to change hotels! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carol doesn't go to church much, but is a sponsor for her nice's conformation. So Danielle calls her from the church to let her know she is not quite qualified! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valerie's parents are always curious about her dating life, and want to know more about this guy in her life. So Garrett starts the call as that guy, leaving a not-so-great first impression! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While on vacation with him, Hanna thought it would be funny if Skeery called her fiancé as an ex looking to spend some quality time with her! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roslyn brushes her teeth in the office, so her friend thought it would be funny to have Danielle call as a coworker and tell her to knock it off! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma's mom is going away for the weekend, so she and Garrett thought it would be fun to mess with mom's "home alone" concerns. Time for a party! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's impossible to reject and persistent as hell, in today's Phone Tap Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is trying to get Irving to buy a new online security system! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason's mom is very concerned for her son at college, so Jason thought it would be funny for Danielle to call her as the mother of a girl he's seeing, and stress her out a bit more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keith had a bad dinner experience while on vacation with his girlfriend, and Garrett calls as a rep from the restaurant with quite an argumentative attitude! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone loves a telephone sales marketer.....ESPECAILLY when he is trying to sell you something you don't need, like the relentless Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa recently got a dog and is totally in love.....when Garrett calls and says the dog was actually adopted by someone else first! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery records a bunch of Sopranos liners, and plays them back to unsuspecting victims whom have no idea they are chatting with a TV show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery randomly dials two cab companies and crosses their lines, confusing the heck out of them as they try to book one another for the same service! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debbie and her husband are sacrificing a lot to pay for her go back to school, so you can only imagine how upset he is when he learns his wife has been skipping out on classes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stay's mom is so worried about her daughter's education, so Danielle calls with some bad news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff does NOT want to own a pet with his partner, but she feels like calling him with a little surprise.... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan gets an annoying call from his wife while he's at work, saying he needs to come get her because the valet lost her keys! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Antonio is so excited to be a new dad, but his partner thought it would be funny to have Garrett call and ask if he wants to come on the Maury show to be sure it's his! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dion is a serious "wear the outfit, then return it" criminal. So Skeery calls from the store she recently tried to return to! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery and Brody team up to confuse the hell out of Marco at work, making him believe he's helping to bust a big scheme! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.