Elsies Little Pickles’s Podcast

Elsie's Little Pickles tackles the new year with a sharp, often hilarious look at how online betting, trading-like markets, and app-driven vices are reshaping daily life. The hosts riff on everything from sports betting and political markets to the ubiquity of dispensaries, pornography, AI, and the erosion of social interaction. Between a satirical sponsor spot and wide-ranging tangents — includin...

Is it too much to ask for the un-redacted Epstein files for Christmas? Or is it too much to ask the cashiers to just ring my purchases up without needing to give them ALL my personal info to get 10% off!?! This and way more on this X-mas edition of ELP!

Hosts deliver a raw, comedic reaction to the president’s recent address, fact-checking major claims and responding to viral social media reactions. The episode also covers Dan Bongino’s exit, revelations from Susie Wiles and Vanity Fair, debates over Trump’s White House changes, and bold policy ideas—from shipping-container housing to legalizing drugs and prostitution—framed as practical solutions...

This episode opens with a provocative "pickle-pegging" protest prompt and quickly moves into very sad news: the reported stabbing deaths of Rob Reiner and his wife and the polarized, often angry political reactions that followed. From celebrity splits and Ozempic debates to a wide-ranging conversation about AI, generational differences, holiday family tensions, and what purpose might look like in...

A raucous episode that mixes outrageous humor — from a running pickle prank gag to crude jokes — with pop culture and hard-hitting political news. Hosts debate the new Supergirl trailer, Lobo casting, and Kirk-related controversies while riffing on celebrity antics and culture-war moments. The conversation pivots to serious reporting on leaked Pam Bondi memos, a proposed FBI tip line, new travel s...

Hosts roast a technical mishap and explode into a heated discussion about which Trump administration figures will resign, be fired, or face impeachment — from Hegseth and Patel to Bongino and Rubio. They dissect the stalled Epstein files, recent news bites (Grijalva, Nick Fuentes, Jimmy Kimmel), Palantir conspiracy rants, and the wider political fallout heading into the midterms, closing with thou...

On this episode of Elsie's Little Pickles the hosts kick off with the podcast’s MAGA pickle porch stunt, cope with a missing co-host (Gherkin Colton), and taste-test Lactaid eggnog while crowning a self-proclaimed Nogmaster General. They then move through the headlines — FIFA’s controversial nod to Trump, media mergers, Supreme Court news, immigration and policing debates — and close with hopeful...

This episode jumps between irreverent holiday chatter—egg nog cravings, snack pairings and a tongue‑in‑cheek “pickle on the porch” protest—and hard political news. Hosts unpack stories from Usha Vance’s missing wedding ring and Pete Hegseth’s controversial conduct to Trump’s controversial pardons, Honduran ties, and the Prospera special‑economic‑zone scheme involving tech billionaires. They also a...

Hosts rant about hating holidays, share chaotic Thanksgiving anecdotes, and riff on football and family stress. They dig into recent political controversies — from Trump administration scandals, pardons, and staff drama to bizarre crimes and worrying national-security incidents — questioning motives and possible false-flag operations. The episode mixes dark humor, pop-culture riffs, and pointed po...

In this rambunctious Thanksgiving special of Elsie’s Little Pickles the hosts mix political dirt with crude humor — covering bots posing as MAGA on X, controversy over the Department of Defense Twitter presence, Trump’s baffling moments, and Epstein-related revelations. They explode into a fiery rant about airline travel, offer blunt holiday survival tips on what to discuss (and what to avoid) at...

This episode breaks down a chaotic day in politics: Trump’s offhand acceptance of being called a "fascist," a revealing Oval Office meeting, and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s surprise resignation and what it means for MAGA. We also cover the passage of the Epstein documents bill, a new SDNY probe, Pam Bondi’s legal peril, military code-of-conduct reminders, and viral culture-war moments — all mixed wit...

Another Elsie's Little Pickles, the Pickle Pod for the People, reminding you to continue your pickle-pegging porch protest by throwing a pickle on a mega-supporter's porch. Take a picture of it and send it to us here at ElsiesLittlePickles@gmail.com. In this episode the hosts return to the fallout over the newly released Epstein documents and the House push to force their public release, Trump’s p...

This episode mixes bizarre protest stunts (a pickle-on-the-porch photo plea), Trump playing show tunes over the White House sound system, and the unfolding release of Epstein-related files that are putting pressure on GOP figures like Lauren Boebert, Nancy Mace and Marjorie Taylor Greene. It also examines cultural flashpoints — planned rallies, debates over Christian nationalism, and a viral socia...

The hosts mix nostalgic TV memories (MTV, The Monkees, Bugs Bunny) with personal drinking stories and comic banter. They dive into current events including Trump at the Commanders game, Supreme Court rulings (Kim Davis), pardons, the Epstein/Maxwell fallout, and media scandals. Other topics include debates about long-term mortgages, tariffs, the government shutdown, and a plea to subscribe — plus...

This episode opens with a satirical kitchen speech about grocery struggles and SNAP, then pivots into a passionate response to John Taffer’s “a hungry dog is an obedient dog” remark and what it reveals about empathy and policy. The hosts break down recent election surprises, shifting voter demographics, and the larger political implications, while calling out misinformation, bot-driven outrage, at...

Hosts riff on a porch-pickle protest and sandwich reviews before diving into sharp political takes: Charlie Kirk’s posthumous influence, Turning Point USA, MTG on Bill Maher, and fears of a fractured MAGA. They also discuss UFO hearings framed as angels or demons, rising AI risks, and spyware concerns like Pegasus/Paragon. The episode closes on urgent national issues — a historic government shutdo...

In this Devil's Night episode the hosts react to breaking news — Prince Andrew being stripped of his title — and debate accountability in the U.S., the ongoing government shutdown, and suspicious download spikes out of Virginia. They cover military moves (troop reductions in Romania, Polish jets intercepting a Russian spy plane) and the controversy over renewed nuclear testing. The show blends har...

This episode roams from a viral "porch pegging" pickle protest and a misleading headline about Sting headlining a Super Bowl–branded concert to heated political debates over pardons, Epstein-file suspicions, and a Mellon family donation to cover troop pay. It also covers ICE actions and court limits, a neo‑Nazi assault, concerns about AI and surveillance, the gambling/AI economic bubble, and broad...

Look this is a goof! But it's all true! Pickle power to the PEOPLE!!!

You read it right! Trump needs ball room. Even though his manhood has been described as a sad little mushroom he claims he needs plenty of BALL ROOM! This and Ted Cruz thoughts on the massive increase of anti-semitism on the right and Nazi Tattoo talk. Join us for these topics and more on ELP!

The Pickle Crew discuss the scary season of politics and MORE importantly haunted objects! From haunted dolls to haunted chairs and cars, it's a fun filled episode!

This episode is a special No Kings Report edition of Elsie’s Little Pickles. Hosts recap attending local protests, contrast on-the-ground reality with online narratives, and describe the mostly peaceful turnout across cities. They discuss the political divide, messaging from both parties, voter math and demographics, the role of seniors and grassroots protest culture, and what reform-minded Democr...

Elsie's Little Pickles, the pickle pod for the people — a call to action to do your pickle protest by throwing a pickle on a MAGA supporter's porch, snap a photo and send it to ElsiesLittlePickles@gmail.com. This episode mixes personal updates about a family hospitalization with a blunt take on healthcare, government shutdowns, and the emotional toll of caring for aging parents. The hosts discuss...

This fast-paced episode covers the sale and rebranding of Dominion Voting Systems into Liberty Vote and why the hosts fear it could affect the 2026 elections, along with a blunt call for voter action. Other topics include skepticism about the Israel–Gaza ceasefire and humanitarian fallout, updates on Starlink and orbital congestion, Pentagon press restrictions and media reactions, GOP private chat...

Few people are paying attention, but this episode exposes a sweeping DOJ request for voter data from every state and the growing fear that collected records could be used to hunt for alleged fraud—while voters face the prospect of militarized polling places and performative security in upcoming elections. Hosts also dig into political theater and protest tactics, the healthcare and government shut...