Elly & Taz

When you find out what  "sitzpinkler" means you will feel like it's the perfect word for it! And a hilarious conversation ensues... Plus, brutal dumpings get discussed, as do obscure TV shows and the perks of Currimundi and Buderim! Enjoy!

Speculation has been rife about which song will be chosen to be the Sunny Coast Anthem parody and a decision has been made! Plus, Boss Benny's kids have gotten him kicked out, Becks has been stung BIG for a free trial and you can soon get to London in 2 hours?! What?! Enjoy!

Nothing worse than when a snack leads to an accident, amiright? The construction of the Sunny Coast Anthem continues with Maroochydore in the spotlight today and the song WILL be decided! Plus, need to know where you can pick up these days? Elly's got some advice... And Becks has been mortified during sexy time! Enjoy!

It's Mothers Day this weekend. Most of the show is about that... So enjoy!

AI is making its way into classrooms and once again, Elly is convinced it has GONE TOO FAR! The best Aussie slang terms are debated, superstar shooter Cara Koenen from the Lightning phones in for a chat and what have you seen at the lights? Enjoy! 

E-Chayne is back to break this year's Federal Budget down in rap again and this is her longest effort yet! Plus, a Caloundra woman found a set of teeth somewhere very weird and very public... but no one knows where they're from? The construction of the Sunny Coast anthem continues with Caloundra and Tewantin being thrown in the spotlight today! EnjoY!

She's back at it with her fiscal rhyme spitting! Don't understand the Federal Budget? Elly does her best to break it down to the tune of Jay Z's Numb Encore. Enjoy!

A simple message to the SEAFM Facebook page has provided the guys with an idea... the next big Sunny Coast Anthem is coming! The Telstra outage caused a few headaches overnight and got a few people in a fair bit of strife! The guys hear their stories... Loud leaving is a new management technique so E&B teach their boss about it and what makes a true Aussie burger?  Enjoy! 

... I mean, that may only be 1 minute of this podcast but it's worth a listen! Everyone's had a gutful of the coronation - or have they? An investigation ensues... Becks has had a mare with text to voice, Elly's decided there's one job she's incapable of doing and are you going to bed with wet hair? You shouldn't. Enjoy!

... Elly reckons hers is and so she gets an expert from Pawsome Puppies on for his thoughts! Plus, a debate rages over the most Aussie snack and Elly gets put in her place.  Magic Mike and Feck Up Fridays make their way back on the show and the rumour about Scomo pooping at the Engadine Maccas is finally cleared up! Enjoy!

Some weird news stories are doing the rounds today so naturally, the guys pounce on them! Two rich people are fighting and when you find out what they're fighting about you'll feel bad about your life... Becks is being sold something for his butt and short lived fads are investigated. Enjoy!

If you've ever been caught by the people in the middle aisle of shopping centres the guys want to hear from you... surely it doesn't happen?! Everyone is in a group chat these days so you have to get creative when it comes to naming them, right? The guys meet Julie who takes it upon herself to metal detect around the Sunshine Coast and return people's belongings to them! And people get their butts...

The stories that roll in from that one question are INCREDIBLE! Avoid Macca's slides, that's all we can say... Plus, Elly has stuck it to the man (aka her bank) and WON! Brain farts and long journeys home also make their way into today's show - enjoy!

RIP Jerry Springer. The man may no longer be with us but the ridiculous arguments strangers are having are certainly still alive and well! Becks is sick of public holidays... surely he's the only one? A woman is too hot for society, Magic Mike talks about the Royals again and Feck Up Fridays is back! Enjoy! 

There's a conspiracy floating around about baked bean break ins and Elly is ONTO IT! Some of the names that roll in when the guys ask "do you have an old person middle name" are absolute gold. Seamus has bailed on hanging out with Becks because of a very subpar excuse and Elly witnessed a very public stack in Mooloolaba yesterday! Enjoy!

Wanna know how to flirt better? This podcast will teach you all you need to know! Plus, did Elly and her friends catch a couple of people in the naughty act over the weekend? Caitlyn Shadbolt drops in to perform her new single and announce her new album!  Becks' kid has embarrassed him in public and Elly's got a new invention.. again!

... and the superstar joins the guys in studio to release it! Plus, an old lady offends Becks, the girls from Rip City drop in for a chat and Magic Mike gives one of his more up to date entertainment reports! Enjoy!

Where did the cool kids go after school in your day? Turns out there's a common theme in the calls that come through... Tooth tales unearth a whole raft of hectic tooth losing stories that'll resemble that recurring dream you have where your teeth fall out... And rent inspections are getting exhausting these days! Elly's checklist ahead of hers is crazy! Enjoy!

Elly's set herself a budget for the week... Can she do it?! Mullets have been banned at a school and it's a bloody tragedy! Robots are making music, youtube rabbitholes are upon us and your word association skills are tested! Enjoy!

It's another loosey goosey Friday show and the the rap gods are let looser than them all! Do you self identify as a bogan? These few pointers should help narrow it down for you... Magic Mike gives a relatively up to date entertainment report (which is rare for him!) and a Senator almost unknowingly kills herself with a microwave.. Enjoy!

... and let me tell you, she's not great at it! But it is a GREAT listen! Also on today's podcast, housing prices are set to rise in Queensland, fecal matter is being flushed into the air and dogs are eating things they shouldn't...  And Three Little Words gets verrrrrry close to being won! Enjoy!

The most expensive Jatz cracker you could buy but is it worth it!? Tales of fuel shortages pepper the show and old people taking up new trends gets a run too - both are good lols! Plus, men lie about their appendages - SHOCK HORROR! Enjoy! 

The guuuuys are back together after sickness has held them apart AGAIN! Toddlers are bloody criminals sometimes amiriiight?! Let's put 'em in jail. Becks farts in an office, Word Association is back & some horrible tales of kitchen injuries will make you squirm! Enjoy!

What does he write on his departure card when he leaves the country?!

The Lightning vice captain joined Elly and Taz ahead of this week's game against the Thunderbirds!