Elliot In The Morning

EITM: Michael Wardian 2/4/26 04.02.2026 9:34 ↓

The Arlington-based ultra runner checks in during the 50K World Marathon Challenge. Literally. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Eyebrows + Ears 2/3/26 03.02.2026 17:50 ↓

Equals transplants and fillers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: 'Rents' Due 2/3/26 03.02.2026 29:32 ↓

...to get smacked?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Call A Scambulance! 2/3/26 03.02.2026 19:40 ↓

(For me.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Pindaloo 2/2/26 02.02.2026 18:04 ↓

Get in the loop! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: We Are The Monks 2/2/26 02.02.2026 32:40 ↓

Walking from Fort Worth, TX to raise awareness of inner peace and mindfulness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: It's Not Delivery 1/30/26 30.01.2026 21:08 ↓

It's deceased! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Lost Dog Can Play 1/30/26 30.01.2026 27:55 ↓

Five. Years. Later. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Proud Marys 1/29/26 29.01.2026 20:32 ↓

Even George Foreman used Roman numerals! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Physical Baggage 1/29/26 29.01.2026 31:11 ↓

Double...dare? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: American Culture IQ 1/29/26 29.01.2026 23:34 ↓

Pop quiz! (Well, maybe not for Elliot.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Animal Crossing's Newer Horizons 1/28/26 28.01.2026 21:24 ↓

Update! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Vodka Revs 1/28/26 28.01.2026 22:55 ↓

‘Please, God, no’ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Threes-Pointers 1/27/26 27.01.2026 25:57 ↓

From throuple to couple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: The Marriage Of Their Children 1/27/26 27.01.2026 27:48 ↓

Weddings and parental control. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Skyscraper Live 1/26/26 26.01.2026 21:01 ↓

Did we watch Alex Honnold ascend Taipei 101 over the weekend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Astrocartography 1/23/26 23.01.2026 26:56 ↓

Don't leave home without it . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: You Don't Have To Brush All Your Teeth 1/23/26 23.01.2026 22:28 ↓

Just the ones you want to retain! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Lauryn Ricketts 1/23/26 23.01.2026 9:15 ↓

The meteorologist's preview of the weekend (and next week's, too) winter storm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Nonsensical Songs 1/22/26 22.01.2026 27:22 ↓

Can you Phil in the rest? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Professional Confessionals 1/22/26 22.01.2026 24:28 ↓

Where you see people's privates all the time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Over The Covers 1/22/26 22.01.2026 21:28 ↓

And through with (home)goods. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Signing On 1/22/26 22.01.2026 18:23 ↓

A celebrity sighting, Georgetown basketball, and The Card. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: What's Up, Eye Doc? 1/21/26 21.01.2026 10:58 ↓

Up chuck . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EITM: Fold-Plated 1/21/26 21.01.2026 13:39 ↓

Elliot tries out whole-body vibration. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.