Elimination of the Snakes

Dan loves his Nook reader. Dan's going to publish his book. Fact or Crap: One a piece for both Dan and John. Fred Willard - Masturbation law won't stick. Colorado shooting. Mail Bag: Some humor from Mike. One from Earl - A trip to the dentist. One from Chris in Texas - If you don't want to hear an edgy joke, don't listen. One from Al out in Jersey. Two from Denny: 1) Segway company owner rides sco...

Earl joins Dan and John this week. Dan turns the big 60. Fact or Crap: 1 a piece for Dan and Earl, 2 wrong for John. Mail Bag: Two hate emails from Al in New Jersey. Two emails from Mark. Some humor from Terry. The Rest of the Show: 1) Twin Cities banish Bible giveaway during Gay Fest. 2) Phoenix Father begins jail sentence for hosting a Bible study in his home.

It's absolutely scorching hot in Clyde! Have a happy and safe 4th of July. Fact of Crap: One a piece for Dan, John got both wrong. Mail Bag: A few from Mike: 1) Clinton, N.C. third-grader strip-searched. 2) Mom says teacher had classmates slap son for bullying. 3) Color Purple author refuses to publish in "apartheid" Israel. 4) Man sentenced for online "South Park" threat. Three from Denny: 1) Pit...

Christopher joins Dan and John this week. Dan tells a fishing tale. Fact or Crap: Two wrong for Chris and 1 a piece for Dan and John. Mail Bag: No mail bag this week: Just Chris, Dan and John. The Rest of the Show: 1) Debunking Al's email from last week. 2) Other election year emails. 3) Is Obama slipping in the polls? 4) Forget 2012: Top Contenders for 2016. 5) Remarks by Obama at Presidential Me...

Fathers Day tails from Dan and John. Book Fair tails from Dan. Book publishing is hard. Fact or Crap: John gets two right, Dan gets one a piece. Mail Bag: Several from Mike. One from Earl: Prison sexual abuse. Another Al from New Jersey I hate Obama email. One from Damon: Rambling. The Rest of the Show: 1) Snake bite costs Norwegian exchange student $143,000. 2) Artifically inseminated Utah mom fi...

Dan buys a rototiller. Fact or Crap: Dan gets one a piece, John gets two wrong. Mail Bag: One from Mr. EOTS, Earl: 1) Pentecostal Pastor's death after handling a rattlesnake. Two from Denny this week: 1) Sanford judge rules in favor of motorist who flashed his headlights. 2) Iranian sailors chase off pirates attacking U.S. ship. One from Peter: 1) Man who had 30 kids with 11 women wants child-supp...

Dan has a trip to the Dentist. Mail Bag: An anonymous email: Ohio man kills wife for refusing to get out of bed to buy car. Three from Dennis: 1) FAA rips Delta passenger for filming bird strike with iPad. 2) Escort in Secret Service scandal says her life is ruined. 3) Jersey man leaps from Jeep to save his son, gets ticketed after it rolled into Rahway River. Snake of the Week - Union County Poli...

Dan's garage sale was a bust. The Banty Rooster morphs. A chipmunk is loose in  Dan's house. A farewell tribute to Donna Summer and Robin Gibb. Fact or Crap: Dan gets one a piece, John gets 2 wrong. Mail Bag: Some humor from Peter.(Get in Line.) Some humor/political comment from Al in New Jersey.(Free Stuff.) A new guy, Joseph, sends in: TSA nabs 4-year-old terrorism suspect in act of hugging crim...

A little story on a trip to Dubuque, Iowa. The recall election in Clyde (Wisconsin). Mail Bag: One from Pete: Screw work play golf. Is Dennis going to push Dan's buttons this week? 1) TSA disables diabetic teen's lifesaving insulin pump. 2) Secret U.S. program releases high-level insurgents. 3) Soldier's two wives meet at his funeral. 4) "Help me," homeless man begs as cops fatally beat him in vid...

A little pre-show BSing. We salute George Lindsey. Osama bin Laden death anniversary. Fact or Crap: John 2 and 1, Dan 1 and 2. Mail Bag: One from Al in New Jersey: How to become an illegal alien. Two from Peter: 1) The Star Princess refuses to assist disabled fishing boat. 2) Baltimore neighborhood watch beating. One from Denny: Valedictorian student, Daniella Pelaez, facing deportation. The Rest...

Dan and his wife take a little trip. Dan buys his wife a coffee maker and a blender for her Birthday. Mail Bag: One from Al in New Jersey: His bucket list. A few from Denny: 1) NBC fires producer over edited Trayvon Martin call. 2) Secret Service sex scandal. 3) GSA Las Vegas spending scandal. 4) Man denied entry into U.S. to bury his son. One from Pete: Vanderbilt Christian groups divided over bi...

Mike Wallace dies. Zimmerman charged. Miami Marlins suspend manager over Castro comments. 6-year-old Elian Gonzalez, exploited by both sides. Who killed Kennedy? Castro is an impressive guy. Mail Bag: Two from Earl: 1) Zimmerman thoughts. 2) Gay college student commits suicide after being secretly filmed.(Why?) Two from Dennis: 1) Criminal investigation launched into Prosser’s choking of female Ju...

Dan's having computer problems this week, go figure. Fact or Crap: Batting a thousand this week. Have a Happy Easter. We're taking Easter off. No show next week. Mail Bag: No mail due to the technical difficulties. The Rest of the Show: 1) George Zimmerman's shooting of Trayvon Martin. 2) Concealed carry, deadly force and more. 3) Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, also known as “Obamacar...

Dan had last week off from work and John didn't. The feedback on Dan's take on the NFL bounty. Our condolences go out to Earl and his family. Dan was fascinated when he attended a Jewish funeral. Fact or Crap: John got 2 wrong, 1 a piece for Dan. Mail Bag: One from Peter: New York Times accused of Catholic bashing... One from Pete: Chicken cannon or Catapoultry. The Rest of the Show: 1) Rutgers st...

Chris joins Dan and John this week. Fact or crap: 100% right for everybody. Renaming more native american named places. Mail Bag: One from Damon: Computer issues for him and Dan. One from Mike: Public Service Announcement.(Stroke identification STR.) The Rest of the Show: 1) Republican Primary. 2) US soldier accused of Afghanistan massacre. 3) John Demjanjuk, convicted death camp guard, dies. 4) N...

Coming to you from the state of Clyde.(Formally known as Wisconsin.) Temporary Governor Scott Walker. Fact or Crap: One of each for both Dan and John. Mail Bag: First one this week from Dan's daughter Becky: Joseph Kony Snake of the Week(Possibly of all times.) - Joseph Kony Two from Dennis: 1) Ranting flight attendant restrained by passengers. 2) Woman arrested after painting her fingernails on S...

Davy Jones monkeyed around until the end. A little BSing. Fact of crap: 2 right for Dan, 1 a piece for John. Mail Bag: One from Becky: Lesbian denied communion at Mother's funeral. Three from Dennis: 1) Catholic diocese sorry after punishing girl for speaking Native American languange at school. Snake of the Week - Julie Gurta (Teacher, Sacred Heart Catholic School in Shawano, Wisconsin.) 2) Miami...

How 'bout those Republican's? Hogan's Heroes. Indian Winter. Fact of Crap - Two right for Dan one each for John. Mail Bag: Two from Mike: 1) The Darwin's are out. 2) How smart is your right foot? Al from New Jersey for one: The old golfer. Three from Pete: 1) New Jersey robber dies after trying to steal phone from former High School wrestler. 2) 18 arrested in Texas Christian University drug bust....

A little BSing before we get going. Fact or Crap: 2 right for both Dan and John. Mail Bag: One from Kevin: A letter from a former Marine. One from Dan: New Jersey governor under fire over decision to lower flags for Whitney. One from Damon: Our American Idol President. Two from Dennis: 1) One-armed California man claims he was denied Starbucks employment. 2) Georgia student sues school over strip...

Dan's up for a full physical. Dan's take on Doctors, health and health care. Whitney Houston dies at 48. Fact or Crap - 1 right, one wrong this week for John. 2 wrong for Dan. Mail Bag: Several from Mike: 1) Male sensitivity 2) Greenbay Packer History 3) Insensitivity jokes. Two from Pete: 1) Urine tests for welfare checks. 2) A joke. One from Earl: Father blows up self and two Kids. Snake of the...

The Republican candidates. Obama's 2012 State of the Union Address. Walker's State of the State speech. Fact or Crap: 1 right 1 wrong for John, 2 wrong for Dan this week. Mail Bag: One from Earl: Mystery illness at LeRoy High School spreads To 15 students. Two from mike: 1) Some good information. 2) Fact, Fact, Fact. Three from Peter: 1) A test. 2) Don't you wonder what's next. (H.R. 4646) 3) Thin...

NFL sucks, nobody deserves to go to the Super Bowl. Question of the week: Joe Paterno Dies At 85. What do you think of the Penn State scandal he was involved in? eots@inbox.com Fact of Crap: 1 right, 1 wrong this week. Mail Bag: Three from Peter: 1) When I say I'm broke, I'm broke. 2) Must read about McDonalds. 3) Another joke. One from Mike: 1) Broccoli casserole. South Carolina primary results....

Packers were a little disappointing this week. Badgers didn't disappoint Dan in the Rose Bowl. Fact or Crap: 1 right 1 wrong this week. Chris joins us this week. US Marines urinating on the corpses of several Taliban. Republican Candidates. Iran "catch-22". Mail Bag: Almost got to it, but we got side tracked. Maybe next week. The Rest of the Show: It all happened before the email that we didn't ge...

We're back and Earl joins us this week. Fact of Crap: John gets 2 right everybody else 1. A retraction from EOTS: There is no humor in the death of children. Mail Bag: Earl sent us one: Man eats drugs stashed in brother's butt, Dies!!! One from Denny: Autistic boy stuffed into duffle bag. Technical difficulties plagued this weeks show. Murphies Law was in full effect. The Rest of the Show: 1) The...

A little pre-show BSing. EOTS will be taking a 3 show/week hiatus, back on January 8th. A little story from Dan. Fact or Crap: John's 1 right and 1 wrong this week. Mail Bag: A new listener this week, Mark sends one complimenting us. Thanks Mark. One from Damon on the Bieber scandal, election news, and more. Three from Mike this week: 1) Obama on foreign policy appeasement charge: "Ask Bin Laden"....