El podcast de June Uribarren Jiménez

Jessica is back from her French holiday and gives us a full breakdown on everything from French dog etiquette to how to mime a pool noodle. Plus we chat the heartbreak of school drop-offs, and June professes her newfound love for Stanley cups. Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, while Jess is out galavanting all of France, June welcomes special guest Elizabeth Laime on the Deep Dive to talk Mahjong betrayals, turning an office into a parlor (for joy, obviously), and surviving a dental cleaning from Dante's Inferno. Plus, we debate gum health, x-ray gag reflexes, and whether dentists are… frauds? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June and Jessica chat astrology, hoagies, and the destruction our periods cause. Plus we decide it’s never too late to apologize and sometimes it’s best to just take yourself out of the game. Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June gets pulled into a game of red light, green light and Jess is volume eating Milanos. Plus June witnesses her parents in a new light and we dive into the power of a song.  Gaza Aid Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at  www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica is taking on a whole new personality and June tells us the origin story of her world-changing “pants-less” look. Then we dive into how we are choosing to share our energy and how to put down an expired relationship. World Food Program Gaza Donation Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at  www.monarchmoney.com/DIVE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Summer is still in full-swing and Jessica and June are refusing to cook for breakfast or lunch (and encourage you to do the same). Plus, Paul takes care of our snacks, June gives us a breakdown of her new TV obsession, and we learn St. Clairs don’t go to the movies. Get 50% Off Monarch Money, the all-in-one financial tool at  www.monarchmoney.com/ DIVE . See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

This week, Jessica and June are crying over text messages and receiving urgent voice notes. Plus June is on CapTok, Jessica is working on her shiny red shell, and she acknowledges that she IS, in fact, an actor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June gives credit where credit is due, and Jessica delivers a retraction (plus a retraction on that retraction) regarding eyelashes. Then we chat the Kardashians, who is smacking Jessica’s butt, and June’s terrifying elevator encounter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we revisit when Jessica and June face their harshest comedy critics - their children. Then they dive into bedroom kids vs. living room kids, the joy of a sectional, Thanksgiving plans, and reality TV drama. And please be advised, Deep Divers: moving forward, we will be adopting mob wife looks and attitudes. Try. Me. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this week’s very spooky episode, Jessica is on the lookout for sharks and June is avoiding crows. Plus we chat big dinosaurs, white on white cars, oral historians, and Jessica and June’s experiences working for the mafia. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica’s family curse has finally been broken and June’s family is enforcing a dress code. Plus we dive into theater experiences of our past, ditch the judgment-free zone, and learn that June may be a professional athlete. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we are sharing packing tips from two of our most trusted sources: teens and TikTok. Then June fights to remove the stigma around unwashed makeup brushes while Jessica steals from GOOP. Plus, we dive a little deeper into Carolyn Bessette, “Alone,” and Karen Read trial theories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we are talking to dead people and trying to understand how anxiety works. Then June confesses some damage she’s done to her body while Jessica is in awe of her own ass. Plus, we learn that what happens in a hospital should probably stay in a hospital, not all three-ways are created equal, and your body may be a tax write-off. CW: Please note, this episode contains a brief reference to se...

This week, June is embracing her new life as an online gamer while Jessica is realizing she may have a secret passion for board games after all. Plus, Jessica goes Top Gun on a jet ski, and we reach our limit on travel excursions led by energy vampires. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica is giving sex advice to strangers and June has the best day of her life. Plus we talk structured vs. unstructured summers, Star Wars (??), and petty theft from the hotel spa. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, June is jet-setting as a human pillowcase and Jessica attends her first ever bat mitzvah. Plus we dive into sexting our friends, the benefits of dancing, and the power of a twelve-pound weight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, we are NOT well. June is trying to dig her way out of a nap while Jessica is coming to us from a studio haunted by Bob Dylan (still alive, btw). Then Jessica performs medical procedures on herself and others, June dives into the Karen Read trial, and we learn that yelling at our friends’ kids may be the balm we all need. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For your Memorial Day listening, today we revisit when Jessica breaks her silence about the photo that rocked the Garbage World/Deep Dive universe and gives deep thanks those citizens who came out in full force and formed their own Situation Room to preserve life, liberty, and the pursuit of snap-free-ness. And June faces her own judgement about iPads since June’s mothership computer has been take...

With summer around the corner, we're revisiting when June and Jess celebrated the beginning of Summer II with tales of lake swims and moms on rafts. Then, they discuss the terrifying experience of hosting a summer children’s birthday party and ask themselves if the only way to get through the heartbreaking moments of life is to be high, tanned and highlighted. Remember Deep Divers: Take some beaut...

This week, June falls in love with a weighted vest and Jessica’s new boobs may be launching us into Summer One - two weeks early. Plus we dive into our favorite grocery stores and their unforgettable jingles, and June talks with author and artist Tourmaline (MARSHA) about Marsha P. Johnson and the Stonewall Uprising. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, Jessica’s butt is now in her boobs as she recovers amongst the dead and the living in New Orleans. She and June chat post-surgery letdowns and turn-ups, periods syncing, and humiliating room service orders. Deep Divers, grab yourself some free weights and a bowl of gelato - we’re doing warrior work today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.