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I have noticed that, although this podcast has 12 listeners, I am not receiving 12 likes on my episodes. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'like'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to like my most recent episodes. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highligh...

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In the early days of facebook Mark Zuckerburg would wander into the company bathrooms and if he noticed someone sitting down in the stalls he would pop his head over and try to talk to them about their projects. Or if he was taking a poop he would host an emergency meeting and he would tell them to come over and pop their head over the stall to talk it out. Everyone just went along with it because...

Episode 76 was removed from spotify because a really cool smart nice funny GUY reported it because they no likey it make them angry it make them upset!! awww!!! probrecito!!! as they say   生活打了我一巴掌，我没挺住 我给了牛至一巴掌，牛至依旧挺立 或许牛至更比我会适合做人 别人给了我一刀，我挺住了 我给了牛至一刀，牛至却倒下了 或许我比牛至更适合做牛至 我不明白是我身上长了-个牛至还是牛至身上长了个我...

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https://watch.goodluckgabe.life The terrifying, the deadly, the amaaaazing HONG KONG TYPHOON Emma “Nancy ‘Chyna’ Pelosi” Chamberlain AKA MINION BOB returns to the show for a third appearance after a year-long hiatus because she tried to use my cashapp card to buy a $200 maxi dress from houseofCB.com and I invited her on the show so I could bully her for it but instead we talked about her shitty me...

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www.goodluckgabe.life Looking forward to looking back at my podcasting days with great fondness   I'm straight but. Man, I just wish I had a gay friend. We could chat, relax, kiss, have sex, engage in a casual no strings attached relationship, eventually develop emotional bonds, start to date like normal people, watch all the corny movies, eventually we'll get a dog and a cat, I'll propose, small...

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www.goodluckgabe.life   Do People not understand comedy anymore? I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel...

www.goodluckgabe.life   Yo, check it, fam. Human reproduction, that's how we make more little homies, right? So, here's the lowdown in ghetto slang: Meet and Greet: First, a guy and a girl gotta meet, vibe together, and get close, you feel me? Like, they start dating or whatever. Gettin' Busy: When they ready to take it to the next level, they get busy, you know, they do the grown-up stuff. That's...

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