Eddie Volkman and Hannah B

Do some people give up on origami because it's too much paperwork? Eddie V calls a hobby store today for The Senseless Survey!

If someone throws a marijuana-filled cigar at you, were you hit by a blunt object? Eddie V calls a dispensary today for The Senseless Survey!

If a stoner snowboarder doesn't want to get too high, should he just use the half-pipe? Eddie V calls a ski resort today for The Senseless Survey!

Is an acorn basically an oak tree, in a nutshell? Eddie V calls a random number today for The Senseless Survey!

Is the best way to avoid getting the bird flu to get Emu-nized? Eddie V calls an aviary for The Senseless Survey today!

Does a judge charge the courthouse vending machines with contempt if they're out of order? Eddie V calls a court building today for The Senseless Survey! 

Have you ever had to fire an employee for rubbing a customer the wrong way? Eddie V calls a Massage Parlor today for The Senseless Survey!

Have you ever found an ATM in a snow bank? Eddie V calls a snow plow service today for The Senseless Survey! 

"Are elves that work for Santa considered 'Subordinate Clauses'?" Eddie V calls a Santa hotline today for The Senseless Survey!

Do tea drinkers dislike coffee, because it's not their cup of tea? Eddie V calls a tea shop today for The Senseless Survey!

Do all of your horses grow up in a stable environment? Eddie V calls a horse farm today for The Senseless Survey!

If I fall asleep on a pile of old magazines, will I wake up with back issues? Eddie V calls a magazine publisher today for The Senseless Survey!

To watch movies about woodwind instruments, would you go to Clarinetflix? Eddie V calls a musical instrument store today for The Senseless Survey! 

Does Frosty the Snowman ever come to your produce section to pick his nose? Eddie V calls a grocery store today for The Senseless Survey!

Should ornaments probably go to rehab, because they are all hooked on trees?  Eddie V calls a Christmas shop today for The Senseless Survey!

Do soccer players hate Christmas because they probably get a lot of red cards? Eddie V calls a soccer store today for The Senseless Survey!

If two people from the Netherlands are on a first date, will they probably go to Dutch? Eddie V calls a dating service today for The Senseless Survey! 

If you eat all your meals in the food court, are you mallnourished? Eddie V calls a shopping mall today for The Senseless Survey!

When a woman is dating a soldier, and then he puts on camouflage, does she say, "I'm sorry I just can't see you anymore"? Eddie V calls a military recruiting office today for The Senseless Survey!

Is installing a really large window a major pane? Eddie V calls a doors and windows business for The Senseless Survey!

Is pre-tax income just gross? Eddie V calls an accounting firm today for The Senseless Survey!

Is the bad thing about being a taxi driver that people are always talking behind your back? Eddie V calls a taxi service today for The Senseless Survey! 

Is business always good for you, because chimney installations are thru the roof? Eddie V calls a fireplace shop for The Senseless Survey!

Is the problem with telling post office jokes that they don't get it until the next day? Eddie V calls a post office today for The Senseless Survey!

If you give away salted nut bars the day before Halloween, is that a Payday advance? Eddie V calls a candy store today for The Senseless Survey!