Eating Salads

Black Sweats Salad 02.12.2023 9:27 ↓

Say that 150 times fast.

Credit Salad 01.12.2023 6:22 ↓

Put it on my bill!

Burlington Salad 30.11.2023 7:41 ↓

We're going to make leftover Indian food pizza.

Battery Backpack Salad 28.11.2023 6:02 ↓

A timeless invention.

Shrek Pizza Salad 28.11.2023 6:39 ↓

You know what time it is!

Not Welcome Salad 26.11.2023 17:16 ↓

We also discovered the source of a bump in the night, it was the chimney plug.

Mi-Snow Salad 25.11.2023 3:15 ↓

Everyone is just wasting time moving snow around. I only shoveled a walking path, I'm over it.

Roman Pigeon Salad 25.11.2023 7:31 ↓

A million pigeon generations in the past.

Turkey Pot Pie Salad 24.11.2023 6:47 ↓

Sometimes you've just got to pour ice cream on your lap

Accident Salad 23.11.2023 8:20 ↓

We never go out to drink or eat at buffet.

Cookie Binge Salad 22.11.2023 3:05 ↓

They're trying to make Napoleon trendy and idk if I'm here for it.

Altruism Salad 21.11.2023 6:24 ↓

We're all scared here!

Creepy Reader Salad 20.11.2023 6:58 ↓

What would she actually be doing, if not reading?

America Psycho Salad 19.11.2023 8:05 ↓

I know it's actually American.

Banking Salad 18.11.2023 8:39 ↓

The biggest reason I am a fan of Bitcoin.

Human Chain Salad 17.11.2023 7:19 ↓

There's something in the water, and it rhymes with glouride.

Local Salsa Salad 16.11.2023 14:38 ↓

Renting cars and taking notes.

Concierge Salad 15.11.2023 6:45 ↓

Excuse me, may I help you?

Rusted Bolt Salad 14.11.2023 5:25 ↓

Don't worry about it.

Boogeyman Salad 13.11.2023 6:45 ↓

I'd recommend, it would've been a classic in the 2000s.

Salmon Pasta Salad 12.11.2023 5:10 ↓

Didn't seem as hard as hiking the AT.

Blue Zone Salad 11.11.2023 10:52 ↓

I'm not impressed by anyone younger than 300.

Graza Salad 10.11.2023 21:06 ↓

We didn't even talk about the climate protestors shot by the guy today in traffic.

Space-Based Salad 09.11.2023 5:26 ↓

Beamed right into my mouth.

Kettle Corn Salad 08.11.2023 6:30 ↓

What was the little present hiding behind the apple tree?