Eating Salads

Dr. Pooti Salad 04.04.2020 5:55 ↓

I've started a very serious educational Tik Tok channel called PagingDrPooti, and you should check it out.

Spicy Salad 03.04.2020 7:30 ↓

Time to clear those sinuses of your with some harissa, zhoug, and jalapeno! People at TJ's be wild.

Triple Succotash 02.04.2020 12:11 ↓

This wacky cousin of vegan chili gets atop my salad, then fuels a bit of a rant. I think it's somewhat fitting to eat a food of Native American descent while talking about social distancing.

Zippy Harvest Snap 01.04.2020 8:41 ↓

This spicy boy brings me down memory lane. It also makes my nose run, but you'll have to deal with that. 

Benevolent Bacon 31.03.2020 6:39 ↓

It really should be called, better tofu. This  salad didn't leave me feeling as well as it could have.

Ranch Style Salad 30.03.2020 6:54 ↓

This hearty bowl filled me right up. It may as well have some Taco Bell sauce on top of it...

Lemon Garlic Dressing 30.03.2020 5:27 ↓

Lemon in the same sense as a used Pontiac that won't start the day after you bought it cash.

Broccoli & Cauliflower Patties from TJ's 28.03.2020 7:45 ↓

These are a perfect example of patties that should have been balls instead. Today you could play with the 120fps camera on your phone!

Artichoke On Your Salad. 27.03.2020 6:17 ↓

I mainly chew today because i'm so over it rn.

Mama's Chicken Quesadilla...Salad 26.03.2020 8:26 ↓

I drank a strawberry margarita in a car while it drove by children before recording this. That should be the new normal.

Canned Dolmas & PEPPERS 25.03.2020 6:09 ↓

Elon,  You are cordially invited to accompany me and my family on our trip to Amsterdam. We will talk, see the canals, and drink coffee.  R.S.V.P. -Austin

Black Bean Dip & Soy Chorizo 25.03.2020 6:10 ↓

This episode could have been in Bean Week... but instead we talk HBO shows and a train guest stars.

Brussels, Greek 23.03.2020 7:12 ↓

Perhaps the first side with a salad featured on the show. This one is all about confinement, and reconciling your snacks and expectations...also gulags.

Lentil & Garbanzo 22.03.2020 5:34 ↓

It's the final day of bean week! However, instead of celebrating like a good boy, I've been inconvenienced by a short circuit in my wall.

[Taco]ut Bowl 21.03.2020 6:02 ↓

Please support local business by picking up some healthy takeout. Some people have very little to live for!

Zhoug Sauce Double Patty 20.03.2020 7:28 ↓

Day FIVE of bean week sees the comparing of two bean patties as well as a fresh Yemeni condiment.

Pinto Habanero Shitake 19.03.2020 5:49 ↓

Day four of bean week has arrived, and luckily it didn't get so hot it started a fire! The Pinto Habanero patty from Engine 2 is firehouse themed. We catch up on HBO.

Great Northern Tikka 18.03.2020 4:50 ↓

What a majestic and cosmopolitan combination of jarred and canned goods!

Charro & Jackfruit 18.03.2020 7:47 ↓

We try new things for day two of bean week! It gets SPICY!

Jacob's Cattle Bean & Brussels 16.03.2020 8:35 ↓

We're kicking off bean week with a chooo chooo! Let's see how healthy we can be with our canned-goods.

Surprisingly Sour & Soy Salad 15.03.2020 6:38 ↓

Soy-based chorizo and cabbage-based sriracha shake hands and infect my mouth on today's salad.

Krazy Kale W/ Sunshine Patty 14.03.2020 5:43 ↓

There were so many people out and about today! That combined with this lovely weather, what a beautiful time to be healthy! 

End Of The World Salad 14.03.2020 8:45 ↓

Today was a day full of panic eating copious amounts of vegetables until the end of the world. ft. Tony's Slave Free Chocolate.

Italian Inspired Salad 12.03.2020 5:01 ↓

A post-briefing on the state of the MARKETS. I'm feeling DIS 120c 3/10/21 but also DIS 85p 3/20/20 hbu?

Peppa' N' Peas 12.03.2020 5:18 ↓

Almost a Jamaican casserole, but fully Jamaican-me-hungry just thinking about it.