Eating Salads

Think to yourself, what would a dog do if it were me? Then, adjust that behavior to include a salad.

We shot two videos today for you people to look forward to. One was the grocery store Ben and Gary's showdown, the other was a cooking video of the Guilt-free Crunchwrap supreme. I would love to encourage you to stop supporting wage-slavery, and instead to donate to the Sea Otter Foundation & Trust!

Check out Angry Ram on Youtube, he's a wild New zealander living off-grid with a laundry machine generating all of his power.

Today the salad is simply splendid. We talk about UC's $126 billion funny money fund, and the Bloomberg report on electric vehicle outlook. This is as in depth as Eating Salads gets, enjoy!

Sir, I'm going to have to stop you right there, the contents of your cart are, frankly, inappropriate. We also talk about the chances of me getting Dupuytren's contracture.

Trader Joe's, if you're reading this we can team up and I will be like your version of Jared Fogle from Subway!

Today we hear the story of how a little boy was told anchovies were weird, but against all odds persevered and tried them for himself.

Donut shops should stay opened later since they obviously aren't serving breakfast, but fika. Also we talk about Youtuber Bald & Bankrupt, who doesn't travel anywhere as scary as downtown Atlanta, but does go to the poorest parts of 3rd world countries and ex-Soviet villages.

Almost didn't get this one in before midnight! I got a new sippy cup today at Target and after eating this salad we went and drank a growler of beer in the park! Watch Hunting Hitler on History Channel!

I love air room saturated with bleach fumes, and my favorite chemical is windex. It may all be because of a Japanese Ladybug infestation.

I was bigger than I a now in elementary school. Apparently it would only take 2200 calories a day to maintain this weight, but I've been eating about 1200, oops! 

Explain to me how one goes about licking a boot while wearing a facemask? It's almost like the obese people in the grocery store don't know anything about health or hygiene. If only one could eat a salad with a pitchfork.

I feel much better after this salad, even though giant bowls of raw broccoli aren't my favorite. Today I tried the salt beverage that Jack Dorsey likes so much.

"Are you Drunk?!" "What?" "I'm asking the questions here!"

For mother's day we watched planes and showed my parents a bunch of foreign groceries it was nice. Also I had a Black & Blue salad with a very perfectly sliced and boiled egg.

This one tapped me out tbh but it's honestly so guilt free that i'm happy for it.

My eyesight is coming back! It's amazing!

Some day we will all be part of one giant neuralnet and I won't have to find words to describe the smell from this salad. 

No Guilt meets all the toppings on this salad comprised of Cinco De Mayo Leftovers.  Dailys pouch margarita tastes like lemon-lime Gatorade and is FOUL.

Happy holidays everybody! Congratulations and please be safe! Try Siete cashew-queso please!

Tantalizing Morsels and Cake Motorcycles, who would've thought?

How to wash your hands and alienate sentient humans. Blue Agave Sriracha makes its debut!

Buckwheat may be my least favorite alternative food. Today I saw a suspicious guy with a gun, but he was the only one not wearing a mask. Finally, we crossed and Indiana Jones evoquing bridge.

Season 5 premiere tell your friends! We talk about what I would say to a smart-aleck doctor if he asked if I eat healthy.

What a timeless treat, speaking of which, you see that Oak Island finale?