Eat, Pray, Britney

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life! In this very special episode, we discuss Britney and Sam's wedding!! No detail is too small, from the food and flowers, to the glitz, glamor, and guests. We discuss Lynne and JL's IG engagement and couldn't pass up and opportunity to remind people Jason Alexander is scum personified. We end on a high note as we wonde...

In this episode, we start things off with the very sad news of Britney and Sam's miscarriage. Given the sensitive nature of this topic, we are putting a content warning on this episode. If you'd like to skip ahead, the lighter part of this episode begins at 17:40. Thankfully, because we are natural born procrastinators, we still had a ton of listener questions left to answer! Thank you for your su...

In this accidental extended episode, we chat about Britney and Sam's prenup, some dated ideals Sam shared with Mario Lopez, and dive deeper into Britney's exes and their most recent bullshit. Then, we "catch up" on Britney's Instagram account only to tack on a bonus hour discussion about a note Britney shared on May 7th that was Trojan horse levels of content deception!

In this episode, we take a break from the never-ending news cycle and dive into some of Britney's less memorable, but still iconic, moments. Everything from our girl casually wearing her wedding dress to a gas station to a rumor that her bridesmaid dress was the cause of someone else's divorce! We also babble quite a bit about totally unrelated topics and wonder if anyone dares to try a Britney bi...

We return quickly after an action packed episode to respond to Britney's pregnancy announcement!  Join us for a chat about the big baby news, the media coverage, a LENGTHY baby name discussion, and more!

In this super-sized episode, we catch up on Lynne's request for Britney to pay her legal bills, a few exclusives from Versace and Rosengart, and a month's worth of Britney's Instagram posts.  To celebrate the podcasts 3-year anniversary, we answer some listener questions and share our top 10 Britney songs.  This is a 3-hour "thank you" for helping to make this podcast a success!!

In this episode, we finally fulfill a long standing promise and discuss Britney's interview with Diane Sawyer. We keep our rage in check as much as possible as we break down nearly every detail of their conversation. We hit everything from Britney smoking, Bryan's body shaming, the patriarchal concept of virginity, and yes, Justin Timberlake.

In this episode, we do a quick run through of some of Britney's recent posts and a few media exclusives before getting to the main event: a song by song analysis of Rolling Stone's Britney Spears song ranking. And don't worry - we don't spend the entire episode bemoaning Email My Heart's criminally low ranking since we have lots of other grievances to cover as well!

In this episode we discuss all things Britney Book-Deal related, wonder what else she might be able to do to top JL's stunts, consider the possible promo cycle, and save Britney's IG posts for an epic finale. 

As we wrap up another Super Bowl in the US, we kick off season 3 by going back to commercial breaks of yore to revisit a golden age of tv spots: Britney's Pepsi ads! Starting with the Joy of Pepsi spot that aired during the 2001 Super Bowl, going to the Pepsi Now and Then spot from 2002 and concluding with the We Will Rock You spot from 2004 (with a few other spots along the way), Britney's Pepsi...

We couldn't resist releasing a Jamie Lynn-centric bonus episode in eager anticipation of The Revenge Season!  Enjoy our 1.5 hour diatribe on Young JL's book and press tour!

In this bonus episode, we discuss how Britney spent her birthday, talk shit about JT (Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!), some court business, a NYT deep dive into Lou Taylor, Bryan Spears, and - of course - Britney's IG posts!

In our season 2 finale, we talk all things Britmas, Britney's IG, odds and ends updates, and discuss our hopes and dreams for Britney's birthday and holiday season.  Thank you for sticking with us through season 2, see you in 2022!!!

In this episode we discuss the most recent court filings, including a request from Lynne to have Britney cover her attorney fees.  We also discuss Sam Asghari's NYT profile at length before diving into a slew of exclusives.  We end the show by taking a look at Britney's latest IG activity and what it could mean for a Freed Britney!

In this episode we give our rapid reaction to BRITNEY SPEARS BEING FREED FROM HER UNJUST AND CORRUPT CONSERVATORSHIPS OVER HER PERSON AND HER ESTATE!!!! Come party with us, bitches!

In this episode, we discuss the most recent court filings, vague details from Jamie Lynn's book, those Hollywood Life exclusives, and Britney's most direct IG posts yet.  The week before she is set to get her freedom, she calls out her mother and Lou Taylor as architects of the conservatorship! 

In this episode we have the pleasure of hosting author Chris Stedman. We discuss his Britney-related podcast, Unread, where he explores the devastating loss of his friend Alex.  Alex and Chris shared a love of Britney that bonded them forever.  Chris opens up to us about his experience, Alex's life, and, of course, his devotion to Britney Spears.  This episode contains discussions related to depre...

In this episode we review some bombshell Britney IG posts, Britney's plans post conservatorship, her relationship with her family, and focus on the War of the Spears Sisters. 

Trigger warning: the first 45 minutes of this episode covers abuse and rape. Please listen with care or skip ahead to the JL bashing at the 51:00 mark. In this episode, we cover the trauma of Jamie Spears' siblings which were recently outlined by the New York Post, Jamie Lynn's book release, Britney's IG shade, our use of the phrase 'yous', our inability to pronounce words, and so much more.

In this episode, we regroup after the wild week of Jamie Spears' suspension.  We dive into VERY interesting exclusives, a statement from Vivian Lee Thoreen, and round things out with coverage of Britney's Instagram shout out to #FreeBritney. 

In this episode, we are complete messes as we rapid react to the suspension of Jamie Spears as conservator.  We'll discuss the hearing, Britney and Sam celebrating on IG, what's next for Team Con and so much more. 

We kick off season two by chatting with Nicholas Hautman, our favorite journalist and editor at Page Six.  We chat about Britney, sources, and common misconceptions about the inner-workings of media outlets.  We follow it up with a deep dive on Controlling Britney Spears, the flurry of documentaries, and our many grievances. 

In the final episode of season one and our hundredth episode (!) we cover more of the fallout from Jamie's surprise petition two weeks ago before getting to the BIG news of the last week - Britney is engaged! We also look ahead to the hearing a bit and talk about Britney's Instagram getting deactivated. Lastly, we want to thank everyone for listening, sharing, liking, reviewing, commenting, DMing,...

In this bonus episode, we jump on the horn to give a live reaction to the news that Jamie Spears has filed a petition with the courts to support the end of the conservatorship of Britney Spears. 

In this episode, we go through some semi-recent updates but shift gears to focus on Jamie Spears and his less than stellar reputation.  We read through two articles that thoroughly detail Jamie's southern charm and hospitality.  How he was made permanent conservator of Britney's person and estate while waving all of these red flags is a mystery only the courts can account for!