Ear Of The Beholder: LIW The Twilight Zone Review

Does this episode feature the worst actor in all of The Twilight Zone? And I’m not talking about the punk girl from NOES Dream Warriors. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

This was almost an episode. This almost went somewhere. I almost enjoyed it. The Academy will leave you yearning for just a little bit more. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Death vs. Old west immortals. Not as exciting as it sounds. Death is an easily manipulated simp. *The rest of these episodes will be live but will no longer say (Live) in the titles. Just know that going forward. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

We hate Jack Laird. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Rats on the moon, yo. Enjoy this awful show because apparently a lot of people do. We don’t get it. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

The directorial debut of Steven Spielberg did not let us down entirely. We are joined by a virtual simulation of Frank to also share his opinions. Good start to Night Gallery. Unfortunately for us it’s 40+ stories of the show down the line and we already hate the show. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

This one is a snooze fest. It has the moral be that robbing and almost murdering a man will lead you to financial and family success. Do with that what you will. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Something is happening….Night Gallery is starting to get better with time. Horrible luck we had before or are we falling for its spell? Either way it’s super easy to set up a woman to murder your whore wife. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Mask In Space! Melted candle wax masks will make you a sexual stud on an alien planet. Lesson learned. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Remember the original? Well this time it has more HORROR which turns out makes it worse. Seriously… what were those mannequins wearing?? LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

I mean…. it was an episode. What happens when your girlfriend becomes a water junkie? You just become an unbearable brightness in the universe. Seriously, let her go. Bang one of the Billy Idol ladies. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Was this the genesis for the Dick Tracy movie? Regardless this episode is the semi-mafia vs. demonic popcorn and it’s as stupid as it sounds. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

This episode title applies to the memories Night Gallery has drilled into my brain. They won’t go away. This episode was a slog and I wish we didn’t have to talk about it. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Frank Drebin’s Westworld. Oh, what a ridiculous plot twist there. I mean, at least check the goddamn basement. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

They aren’t due this time. They’re already there. Just like they were in the first one so why remove the one word? Watch as Andrew McCarthy pretends he’s a tough guy against Titus Welliver. Doesn’t go so well. Oh, racism too. Military endorsed racism. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Meg Foster stars in this…..episode…..You know what? I don’t know what the hell this was. It was barely anything. It wanted to be something but it was not that thing of some. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

You can’t convince me Shelley Duvall is a real person. She simply isn’t. Her creation itself is a more interesting science fiction storyline than any of the 85 stories. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

HInt: it ends in the waste paper basket. Just like his future kids with his weird clingy wife. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

The Dummy Comedian. Try to enjoy. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Jack Laird sold his dummy to The Fugitive. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

So she was haunting herself and that bothers her somehow? Hey, you found a loophole to lower your mortgage payment. Take the W and enjoy your post-insanity life. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Imagine the horror…..of being a 53 year old failing at Hogwarts. Must be so embarrassing that you’d summon Zuul to do your killing for you. Oh, plus you’re 4’8”. Maybe it’s best the MacBanes won’t be around to spread their genetic failings. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

It was cute watching Gomez dress up as a hippy and use youthful phrases. Oh, the devil is just some sissy painted red. Hell is tourists. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

Shannon Elizabeth is the next Meryl Streep in this soft-core porn version of a Twilight Zone episode we all saw cumming. Sorry, coming. Anyway, the lesson is if you don’t mastur your bate then you’ll mastur her bean bait. Or something like that. Cabin in the woods plus Jeep equals fuck off man. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios

What the holy shit was this? Was this a test to see how much bullshit we will tolerate as an audience? If so…. nope. LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios