Ear Of The Beholder: LIW The Twilight Zone Review

Welcome to a top candidate of the worst episode of the 2002 series! Will this end up winning? Only one way to find out. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

A Jonathan Frakes directed episode and turns out….pretty decent. Despite starring Jeremy Piven and it’s somehow decent. Seriously. No joke. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Heaven is a quiet mansion with Jessi Spano. Hell is a locked sauna with A.C. Slater. Everyone and everything else falls somewhere between those two things. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

The big surprise that you can guess from the moment a surprise is even talked about. Yes, Night Gallery sure is a classic show that deserves our praise. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Which do you prefer; Burn, Witch, Burn or Night Of The Eagle? Does it matter? Does it make it so there isn’t 40 solid minutes of running and car chasing that goes nowhere? This movie isn’t bad but it’s way too long. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Blackface. They did blackface. Then the rest of the story happened. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

The dangerous of J.O. at your work desk, graphically displayed. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Cats are assholes. What else do you really need to know? Something about a dead wife. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

What happened? VIET-GODDAMN-NAM HAPPENED! Also Wes Craven and George R.R. Martin happened and a man touches himself in front of his furniture wife. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Remember that scene in Ghostbusters where Ray gets a ghost blowjob? Yeah, imagine that but a drama. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This episode isn’t a fun watch. It isn’t horrible. It’s just an episode. The Card was better. How’s that? Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This script must have been 8 pages of obvious. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Women equal bad. Men are not to blame for how they handle their obsessions. It’s all the women-folk’s fault. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Stab that Wee Baby Hitler. Stab it right in the eyes. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Phoenix had to fly solo this time but it really didn’t matter. Jessica Simpsons fights some dolls and then becomes one. Spoiler alert for the previous sentence. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Night Gallery episodes don’t have full stories. They are just ideas that are never fleshed out and thrown on the screen. Try to enjoy. Somehow a ton of you do. I’ll never understand it. A man abuses his child with….making him hunt something. That deserves a death sentence. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportsc...

This episode won the TZ Twitter Bracket Poll #3. We are reviewing it. Again. This time with Frank! But no Dick. We’re Dick-less for the night because he’s a 39 year old child-less man at Disney World. Maybe he will pick up a hitch-hiker along the way. Pretty sure he’s flying. A stowaway? Whatever. Let’s do this. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders O...

I loved this. It was creepy and well done. Weird to say that about an episode that was made after the original series but here I am. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

This was the best of the shorts we’ve watched. Maybe. At least it didn’t have a stupid joke written by Jack Laird. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

A talking bobble-head gets a man laid. Oh, and gets everyone in his office to chant to their evil boss played by Shooter McGavin. I mean… he eats pieces of shit for breakfast so fuck that guy right? Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

People Screaming: The Movie. This movie plot could have been resolved with a simple phone call. Which it was. Still happened though. Kudos to Frankenheimer and the cast. Rod Serling did what he could and the dialogue was fun but people screaming everything got old. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podca...

Clifton Collins Jr. is a national treasure. This episode is awful. It couldn’t handle its own plot and folded in on itself. It crashed into the wall at the end of the last lap. First and last lap. The homelessman saw none of it. Just give him a dollar and go on your dead way. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Spor...

The set up for the Jeepers Creepers movies. It’s only 11 minutes long but has a Damien devil child, aunt swimming incest and Old Man Marley shouting murder plots to an 8 year old boy. It has it all while still being a waste of time. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Perhaps the best Night Gallery yet? It was only 11 minutes. This does not speak well for the show. Anyway it’s vampires vs. nazis. Enjoy that semi-premise. Adam Wilcox Obituary LIWstudios Youtube for LIWstudios Check out our friends Raiders Of The Lost Flicks & The Indy Sportscar Podcast

Remember that episode of the classic series called Dead Man’s Shoes? Yes. It’s that but ladies shoes. Women be shopping. Women love their shoes so much that they even go dumpster diving to get their greedy little feet in these bastards. I guess the moral is don’t kill your wife? Don’t fire your criminal protection maid? Just don’t do anything until we update you on what the lesson should be. Adam...