Dysfunction Junkies

Send us Fan Mail Death may be universal, but funeral etiquette remains surprisingly complex territory—filled with unwritten rules and unexpected social landmines. We're diving deep into the politics of saying goodbye in this candid continuation of our funeral conversation. Support the show Thank you for listening.  Be sure to check out our Facebook and Instagram pages for additional content....

Send us Fan Mail Death has a way of bringing out the complicated, messy, and sometimes absurd qualities in families – and nowhere is this more evident than at funerals. Kerry and Chrisy take listeners on a journey through the peculiar social dynamics that emerge when we gather to say goodbye to loved ones. Support the show Thank you for listening.  Be sure to check out our Facebook and Instagram p...

Send us Fan Mail Step into a world where innocence meets mischief in our latest episode. From innocent adventures to unconventional snacks on airplanes, we dissect travel etiquette while also highlighting how childhood experiences foster the bizarre yet cherished memories we hold dear as adults. Join us as we sprinkle humor and sentiment throughout our discussions, showcasing the colorful tapestry...

Send us Fan Mail Get ready for some laughs and insightful discussions as we tackle one of Ireland's most bizarre traditions—the Blarney Stone! In this episode, we dive deep into the peculiarities of the custom where visitors kiss a stone hanging upside down from the castle ledge. As we unravel the layers of this quirky tradition, we also weave in personal anecdotes from our own family stories...

Send us Fan Mail Dive into the vibrant world of St. Patrick's Day with us as we unpack the quirks and humor wrapped in this beloved holiday. Join hosts Chrisy and Kerry as they share laughter-filled anecdotes about parades gone wrong to insights on classic holiday foods like corned beef and cabbage, each segment brings an engaging mix of personal reflection and humor. You’ll hear about their...

Send us Fan Mail Join us as we dive deep into the reflective yet often humorous world of Lent and Ash Wednesday! In this engaging episode of the Dysfunction Junkies podcast, hosts Chrisy and Kerry chat about the quirks of preparing for Lent. The conversation turns personal as the hosts share their varying experiences growing up in different religious backgrounds and how that shaped their current v...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered why organizing your desk can feel like climbing a mountain? Chrisy and Kerry swap tales from their cluttered worlds, where paper piles and pristine workspaces collide. While Chrisy battles the clutter jungle at home but reigns supreme in her office, Kerry finds solace in a spotless work desk while embracing a relaxed approach at home. Together, the ladies navigate th...

Send us Fan Mail What's the most hilarious or heartwarming Valentine's Day tradition you've ever heard of? Join us in this episode of the Dysfunction Junkies podcast as Chrisy and Kerry share their quirky and endearing experiences surrounding the season of love.  Support the show Thank you for listening.  Be sure to check out our Facebook and Instagram pages for additional content....

Send us Fan Mail Chrisy and Kerry tackle the often hilarious, sometimes harrowing world of dysfunctional diets and exercise routines. From extreme calorie restrictions to the absurdity of living out of a bento box, the ladies share their personal tales of weight loss attempts that went off the rails. Enjoy another episode of finding humor in the messiness of life! Support the show Thank you for li...

Send us Fan Mail Naughty or Nice: What defines us as adults? From tattoos to mothballs, we dig deep into our childhood rebellion. Join us as Chrisy and Kerry swap stories about their youthful exploits. Don't miss this episode!  Support the show Thank you for listening.  Be sure to check out our Facebook and Instagram pages for additional content. We often post polls and other questions for yo...

Send us Fan Mail In this engaging episode of the Dysfunction Junkies podcast, hosts Chrisy and Kerry embark on a journey through the intricacies of family dysfunction and the ways in which the quirks of our parents live on in us. From superstitions to childhood sayings, they unpack the sometimes humorous, often poignant patterns that shape our behaviors and beliefs. The central theme is the recogn...

Send us Fan Mail Ever think about the role reversal of caring for aging parents? Tune in as we dive into the chaos, memories, and laughter that come with this new chapter in life!  Support the show Thank you for listening.  Be sure to check out our Facebook and Instagram pages for additional content. We often post polls and other questions for your feedback.  We would love to hear from you, and if...

Send us Fan Mail On this episode Chrisy and Kerry enjoy sharing listener feedback from previous episodes. Sharing comments on Halloween decorations and Thanksgiving traditions, the ladies also highlight the newfound joy of holiday inflatables and the concept of Friendsgiving. Chrisy is enchanted by Kerry's Thanksgiving experience of a Nun on the Run. The conversation includes humorous anecdot...

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year Dysfunction Junkies.  Kerry and Chrisy kick off the New Year by taking a nostalgic trip back to where their quirky bond began. As 2025 rolls in, the ladies spill the beans on their resolutions—or lack thereof.  Expect plenty of laughter as they chat about fitness, friendship, New Year's food menus and avoiding stray bullets on New Year's Eve. As 2025 unfol...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered why holiday decorating feels like both a joyous celebration and a hilarious battle? Join us as Chrisy shares her concerns about Kerry's minimalist approach to holiday decorations, sparking a lively discussion filled with laughter and unique ideas.  Dive into our brainstorming session on the whimsical world of holiday decor, encouraging you to embrace the lighter...

Send us Fan Mail Have you ever found yourself daydreaming about escaping the chilly holiday season for a sun-soaked paradise? Join Chrisy and Kerry, as they navigate the rollercoaster of emotions that the festive season brings, all while sharing a bold new idea—imagine neighborhoods lighting up with inflatable rooftop decorations of Karen from the 1969 classic "Frosty the Snowman." Prepa...

Send us Fan Mail Remember the days when malls were bustling hubs of holiday excitement? Join us as Chrisy and Kerry reminisce about their past adventures in the holiday shopping madness and how now they gleefully embraced the ease of online shopping.  As the holiday season wouldn't be complete without movies, the ladies candidly critique some classics and modern favorites. Ever wondered if &q...

Send us Fan Mail What if the secrets to understanding life's complexities lie in the ways our families navigated the awkward and mysterious topics of sex and birth? Kerry and Chrisy bring humor and candor as they contrast their wildly different upbringings. From Kerry's household, where the mere mention of the Immaculate Conception was more common than real talk about reproduction, to Ch...

Send us Fan Mail Remember those childhood nicknames that stuck to you like glue? Join Chrisy and Kerry, as they navigate the whimsical yet poignant memories of growing up in their neighborhoods where friends became their second dysfunctional family. The ladies share tales of their contrasting upbringings. With humor and candor, they reflect on the lasting impacts of their youthful experiences. Thr...

Send us Fan Mail Silence isn't always golden. Join us as Kerry and Chrisy explore what happens when families either ignore or normalize dysfunction. In other words, do they refuse to talk about the Elephant in the room or invite the whole zoo!  Kerry and Chrisy share personal stories that reveal the ripple effects of their contrasting family dynamics. Through opening up about these challengin...

Send us Fan Mail The Holidays are coming.  Remember the thrill of picking out Halloween costumes as a kid? Picture this: a pirate costume complete with a homemade peg leg that turned trick-or-treating into an unexpected comedy routine. If you love the nostalgia of Halloween and the chaos of family holidays, you'll want to join us for some laugh-out-loud nostalgia. Chrisy and Kerry take you on...

Send us Fan Mail Ever wondered how two high school friends can rekindle their bond after years apart? Chrisy and Kerry take you on their whimsical journey of rediscovery, proving that the ties of friendship can withstand life's numerous twists and turns. From Chrisy’s carefree adventures to Kerry’s disciplined paths, the duo dives into their divergent journeys and how they ultimately found th...

Send us Fan Mail Two high school besties reconnect and commiserate their stories as they navigate the dysfunctions of life from marriage, families, illness, death of childhood families, and creating healthy boundaries. Join them each week as Chrisy and Kerry share their stories and life lessons all with a zest of wit, humor, and love. They may not have seen it all, but they have seen enough! Suppo...