Dungeons & Drams - 2 Waterdeep 2 Furious

The party discovers that feeding a BOGO coupon to a magical anvil with a smashing addiction tends to attract 20-foot-tall party crashers.

Upon discovering an ancient, magically preserved man, the party's first thoughts are "alien chestburster" and "botched appendix surgery."

A paladin confronts the legendary vampire from his tragic backstory, only for his companions to immediately ask it for directions and then trip it with a tin can.

Fresh from a life-or-death battle with giant heat-worms, the party immediately pivots to the more pressing matters of experimental cocktails and the market value of fifty-pound monster eggs.

In which a heroic kobold achieves his ultimate form, only to be immediately mistaken for a heroic-sized throat lozenge by a giant, fiery centipede.

After witnessing the fall of an ancient magical city, the party's greatest challenge becomes interrogating a skeleton who is unfortunately very strict about its five-question limit.

This chapter, our heroes discover the ancient magical incantation needed to part a glacier is, word for word, the lyrics to 'Let It Go'.

When faced with a prophetic nightmare, the party demonstrates peak resourcefulness by consulting a dead halfling's corpse for guidance before one of them agrees to be turned into a werebear.

The party stages a coup to rescue a goblin chief who isn't a goblin, only to learn that the real monster was the fluent linguist who kept his mouth shut the whole time.

In an attempt to steal a giant robot, the party introduces a tribe of goblins to the horrors of bureaucratic red tape.

The party's diplomatic overture to a twenty-foot-tall stone monstrosity is immediately met with the counter-offer of a giant hammer to the face.

The party learns that the most effective way to deal with a vampire isn't a stake through the heart, but a rat up the pant leg.

What begins as a simple library trip quickly devolves into fashion crimes, hawk-based diversions, and a clumsy infiltration that proves two capes are one cape too many.

The adventurers are given a magical whistle to call upon elite drow assassins, a tool they immediately test on a three-week-old breakfast burrito.

The party's search for a legendary war machine involves resurrecting a dwarf and tele-shoving a goblin boss, only to find their prize is now a giant, terrifying puppet for a chieftain who is almost certainly a gnome in disguise.

This chapter, the party is offered an exciting new career opportunity, with the only downside to declining being the complete and utter destruction of everyone and everything they have ever loved.

This chapter, a man becomes a kitten, a whale becomes a taxi, a gnome becomes a millionaire, and an assassin becomes a serious problem.

In a chapter where a god is defeated twice, the most heroic moment is a blindfolded gnome delivering a victory one-liner to an empty wall.

The party's victory celebration is cut short when the defeated demigod gets back up, now twenty feet tall and significantly more upset.

A triton gets a frosty new superpower and immediately uses it to justify his questionable tool choices.

The party battles a wannabe king apparently too angry to die from multiple fireballs, hands an orphan off to the first convenient magical wolf, and receives a tearful standing ovation from their kobold entourage for reading a book aloud.

Our heroes learn that the trials of a goddess are less about heroic deeds and more about suffering through a series of badly-planned, magically-enforced team-building exercises.

The adventurers finally reach the Frostmaiden's fortress, only to be enthusiastically greeted as "Death" by an ancient giant guard who is more than ready for his shift to end permanently.

With their whale-based transport having dropped them off, the party must now contend with a suspicious ice mephit and the logistical challenges of gluing a god's gargantuan bird to her fortress.

The adventurers go on a shopping spree for magical jorts and a canine katana, accept a quest to find a demonic version of the Yellow Pages, and then spend the evening debating the tactical applications of feeding Mentos to a giant bird.