Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

No Kings Protests, AI Trump dumping sh*t all over them, crown jewels stolen and the UN making a mockery of WOMEN! 0:00 - Parade of Morons 16:25 - The Perfect Jean 17:42 - Weather 18:12 - Dumpster Diving 23:55 - Caliber 25:42 - WOMEN! 28:29 - Phetasy News 29:19 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs ar...

Trust no one in your group chat, nothing is sacred anymore.  0:00 - Parade of Morons 7:19 - BON CHARGE 8:22 - Weather 8:40 - Parade of Morons Cont'd 23:48 - Sheath 25:01 - Phetasy News 25:59 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire per...

"Literally Hitler" just negotiated the release of 20 Israeli hostages and brought peace to the Middle East, but people are still protesting things in Portland. And 5 dudes play in a women's volleyball game.  0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:27 - Quest 12:55 - Weather 13:23 - Parade of Morons 18:18 - Caliber 19:35 - WOMEN! 21:17 - Phetasy News 22:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your...

Bridget talks about why Gen Z should be drinking more and then in a 180 discusses her own sobriety. 0:00 - Gen Z Discovers 12:25 - Quest 13:29 - Weather 14:07 - Sobriety 26:42 - Phetasy News  27:22 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch Designs are available on the front and the back!  End Music - Sweetfire p...

Bari Weiss is now the editor-in-chief of CBS News. Bridget is probably gonna join ICE so she can go to the Super Bowl, and Pete Hegseth fat-shames a room full of generals. 0:00 - Introduction 2:09 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 11:46 - BON CHARGE 12:50 - Weather 13:27 - Parades of Morons 20:26 - BRUNT 21:37 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 24:41 - Phetasy News 25:37 - The Internet Is Glorious Get yo...

The government is shut down and President Trump’s reaction is to meme about it yet somehow Democrats are still losing the argument because the left can’t meme. Harvard hires drag queen LaWhore Vagistan as a visiting professor and Kim Jong Un wants to throw ladies in prison camps for getting fake t*ts. 0:00 - Introduction 1:39 - The Left Can't Meme 13:17 - Füm 14:45 - Weather 15:24 - Dumpster...

The NHS says you should marry your first cousin, JK Rowling has had enough of the Harry Potter kids’ bullshit, but don’t worry because AI is replacing all the actors anyway.  0:00 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 3:24 - What Is Happening? 9:03 - BON CHARGE 10:22 - Weather 11:07 - WOMEN! 18:52 - Quest  20:08 - Siri, Please Take My Life 22:54 - Phetasy News 24:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Ge...

Google admits it was censoring people under pressure from the Biden administration. The LGBs are finally kicking the TQ+s out of the car. Poor Greta, a Tylenol-American, has her hopes for liberating Palestine dashed by having a gay man aboard her boat. 0:00 - Introduction 1:48 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 2:55 - Get Rekt Big Tech 10:12 - Qualia 11:34 - Weather 12:07 - F*ck Around &...

More than 100 million people took part in a tent revival for Charlie Kirk's memorial. Trump can never help himself, Erika Kirk steps into her stardom, Tucker hates “hummus-eaters” and Jimmy Kimmel gets his job back.  0:00 - RIP 10:55 - The Perfect Jean 12:15 - Weather 12:50 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 16:43 - This F*ckin Guy 20:17 - Sheath 21:33 - Sprained My Eyes 22:54 - Phetasy News 23:29 - The...

The Left cares more about free speech when Jimmy Kimmel gets fired from his failing show than when a fellow leftist murders Charlie Kirk. Gen Z discovers overthrowing their government, and the George Floyd/Charlie Kirk birthday synchronicity is too weird to ignore. 0:00 - Cancelled 13:18 - Füm 14:26 - Weather 15:00 - Gen Z Discovers 18:58 - Blue Chew 20:03 - Proof We're Living In A Simulation...

Bridget addresses Charlie Kirk’s murder and the various reactions to it. It’s just an unscripted, free-flowing, train of thought.  End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@UC1pIdDAknFnlEVtJkTTV7QQ  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  We just want to make you laugh while the world burns. We produce m...

We’re goin’ back to the 90s again to discuss a perfect movie - Dazed & Confused, and why kids today simply do not understand what life was like before the internet. 0:00 - 90s Nostalgia 13:44 - Sheath 14:55 - Weather 15:26 - Gen Z Discovers 25:13 - Phetasy News 25:49 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburned With Mitochondrial Challenges t-shirts HERE - https://bit.ly/bridgetphetasy-merch...

Comedians are being arrested for tweeting jokes, Malcom Glawell admits he was a coward and Putin and Xi are probably harvesting organs in order to achieve immortality. It’s a full dumpster fire today and Bridget’s feeling feisty. 0:00 - Make Orwell Fiction Again 7:31 - Quest 8:48 - Weather 9:30 - Breaking Bridget 18:16 - Qualia 19:33 - Get Rekt China 24:25 - Phetasy News 25:18 - The Internet Is Gl...

“Trump Is Dead” was trending all weekend, Bridget explores the conspiracy theories, and Greta is sailing to Gaza. Again. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 15:18 - BON CHARGE 16:36 - Weather 17:15 - Flotilla of Morons 20:00 - Blue Chew 21:12 - Dumpster Diving 22:30 - Phetasy News 23:23 - The Internet Is Glorious Get Dave Landau's book - Party of One: A Fuzzy Memoir - https://amzn.to/3I4OuSW See Dave...

Who’s more nuts? RFK Jr. or Rachel Levine? Why are these our options for public health officials? Cracker Barrel caves and Taylor Swift is finally happy so she’ll probably never write another good song.  0:00 - These F*ckin Guys 9:44 - Quest 10:58 - Weather 11:33 - Never Anti-Woke Enough 15:36 - Sheath 16:49 - Dumpster Diving 19:56 - Phetasy News 20:49 - The Internet Is Glorious Get your Overburne...

Democrat think tank Third Way released a memo addressing how disconnected Democrats are from the average person with a lot of their language. Watch out, the language police are reversing course and have started policing the language they invented to confuse us all, in an effort to reconnect with normies.  0:00 - Beyond Parody 14:12 - Blue Chew 15:11 - Weather 15:38 - Dumpster Fire's Always Ri...

Gavin Newsom is attempting to out-troll the OG Troll-In-Chief, Bridget breaks down why it isn't working. Plus, why the Cracker Barrel rebrand is Commie nonsense.  0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 10:46 - BRUNT 12:12 - Weather 12:41 - F*ck Around & Find Out 18:11 - Sheath 19:26 - Troll-In-Chief 20:28 - Phetasy News 21:01 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker ...

There’s so much going on in the world but we’ve decided to focus on two stories that matter most to Dumpster Fire - The WNBA dildo-gate and Jim Acosta's creepy AI interview of a dead child. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 7:41 - The Perfect Jean 9:09 - Weather 9:39 - Siri, Please Take My Life 15:58 - BON CHARGE 17:22 - Hitting the 100,000 Subscriber Goal 20:45 - Phetasy News 21:27 - The Internet Is Glor...

Bridget analyzes Pretty Woman, Reality Bites & Dangerous Beauty as 3 of the 90s movies that taught her all the wrong lessons about men.  0:00 - Pretty Woman 6:42 - Quest 8:00 - Weather 8:25 - Reality Bites 15:14 - Dangerous Beauty Phetasy News The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ---...

Stans of the 1991 animated Beauty & The Beast movie won't want to hear this, but Bridget tears apart the plot holes, theorizes on the dark history of what happened to the Beast's parents and analyzes the terrible lessons this movie teaches kids. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 13:14 - Caliber 14:33 - Weather 14:59 - Dumpster Diving 22:46 - Phetasy News 23:23 - The Internet Is Glorious End...

The Sydney Sweeney news cycle is the gift that keeps on giving.  0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 13:18 - BON CHARGE  14:30 - Weather 14:59 - Beyond Parody 17:25 - Phetasy News 17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------------------------------  Bu...

People are calling Sydney Sweeney a Nazi because she made an ad about “good jeans.”  0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 10:49 - Quest 12:10 - Weather 12:34 - Capitalism Always Wins 19:24 - Qualia 20:43 - Phetasy News 21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ------------------------------------...

New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here.  0:00 - Proof We're Living In A South Park 13:23 - BON CHARGE 14:26 - Weather 14:57 - Capitalism Always Wins 19:40 - Sheath 20:52 - RIP 22:26 - Phetasy News...

Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire. 0:00 - Capitalism Always Wins 13:35 - BlueChew 15:00 - Weather 15:25 - Sprained My Eyes 19:01 - Quest 19:57 - Phetasy News 21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube...

The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters.  0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 16:25 - The Perfect Jean 17:41 - Weather 18:14 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 22:25 - BRUNT 23:43 - Phetasy News 24:31 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  -----...