Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Original Air Date: October 12, 2020 Did Trump "dominate" the coronavirus or was it all a hoax? Who won the VP debate besides the fly? Will Yelp succeed in turning the US into China? Is Bridget wearing a crowd controlled buttplug? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: October 5, 2020 Is the Trump we're seeing now an AI deep fake? Would RBG be ashamed of our tribute? Will Rick Moranis unite the country? Who wants to watch Bridget read Coronavirus erotica? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: September 28, 2020 Can we all agree with Trump on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How many Trustafarian dudes will buy a $2600 Gucci dress to complete their "heroin chic" look, and claim they bought it at a thrift store? Is Jameela Jamil's "perfect skin" achieved by being a trans-rights activist? How many llamas does Bridget need to acquire before she be...

Original Air Date: September 7, 2020 Which tears are the sweetest, Lib tears or MAGA tears? Did Melania shank Ivanka after Ivanka snubbed her on the RNC stage? The Adult Baby Diaper Lover Community is a thing that exists. Can anyone read the expression on someone's face from the back of their head as well as Bridget? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subs...

Original Air Date: August 24, 2020 Do Americans love Trump because he's as dumb as we are? Is China's massive Wuhan pool party at giant "f*ck you" to the rest of the world? Does everyone miss the days when we thought Snookie was a low as we could go as a culture? Is Bridget's impression of an Instagram Influencer slightly disturbing or spot on? This is a public episode. If...

Original Air Date: August 10, 2020 Is Trump taking advice from a witch doctor? Has China figured out how to grow super soldiers from seeds? Are you prepared for America to burn? Is Bridget's Alex Jones' impression a little too good? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 27, 2020 Is the Trump cognitive test a social experiment? Why are we ignoring the aliens? Does Maggie have a secret child? Why is everyone making Bridget defend Kim Kardashian? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: July 13, 2020 Will we ever talk about Trump on the show again? What's the point of having a sexbot if it has mood swings? Can you buy a guillotine on Amazon? Does Bridget support monkey labor rights? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: June 29, 2020 Did Trump dream of being a stand-up comedian? Is everyone losing their minds? Did Titanic cause Leo to have some unresolved yacht trauma? Will Bridget's new Broadway Musical: Cancelled - An Awokening be a runaway hit? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subsc...

Original Air Date: June 15, 2020 Should all Instagram Influencers be cancelled? Is CHAZ just Burning Man for the Poors? Can actors take responsibility for their inability to deal with a news cycle that's not about them? Will Bridget prove that pandering always pays off? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit w...

Original Air Date: May 25, 2020 Does Joe Biden hear the words coming out of his mouth? Is everything a right-wing trap? Who is Bridget trying to sell this week? Is John Krasinski Bridget's new nemesis? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 18, 2020 Will Sammy Flap-n-Folds join the Trump campaign? Did Anderson Cooper have a hissy fit on air? Is Dakota Johnson as clueless as Gwenyth Paltrow? Does Bridget have plans to lure Prince Harry to her undisclosed location? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 11, 2020 Is Tik Tok the ultimate Chinese spyware? How much therapy will Elon Musk's new baby need? Adele lost weight, how does that make you feel? Did Bridget party with Prince Harry? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: May 4, 2020 Can we do better than "which candidate for President is the least rapey?" Is Alex Jones a former comedian who faked his death and is controlled by the CIA? Is the Facebook Ant Colony Game really just Commie brainwashing? When did Elon Musk become Bridget's nemesis? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or g...

Original Air Date: April 27, 2020 How many people injected themselves with disinfectant to own the libs? What's the one thing you need to run for President of the United States? Should all the rich people and celebrities shut the f*ck up about how they're surviving quarantine? Will Bridget blow God all over your face? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with othe...

Original Air Date: March 23, 2020 How would you rate this Dumpster Fire: Superb, Great, Very Good? How many celebrities will self-destruct during quarantine? Is Jared Leto's Messiah complex getting worse? Is Bridget's "Coronavirus challenge" to not lose faith in humanity? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus...

Original Air Date: March 16, 2020 Will Fox News kill its entire audience? Does your quarantine prep kit include a tambourine? Are we prepared for a wave of Smurf deaths? When did Bridget learn to ride a unicycle? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: March 9, 2020 Does Joe Biden know he's running for president? Will Olympic athletes create a super-strain of the Coronavirus? Can a jingle from Finland prevent rape? Will Bridget be crowned Queen of the Morons? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 24, 2020 Who Has That Many Pigeons? Why Does a Pony Have a Lucha Libre Outfit? There's a hole in the sky where a tree once stood, will you ever get this jingle out of your head? Will Bridget ever stop laughing at the Titanic video? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy....

Original Air Date: February 17, 2020 Does Joe Biden have dementia? Are selfies more lethal than sharks? What does a penis-scented candle smell like? Will Bridget sell Sam to a Kansas man? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 10, 2020 Is Trump a vampire? Should Alexa call you out when you're mansplaining? Does Jameela Jamil hear herself when she talks? What is Sam's epic new nickname? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: February 3, 2020 What does Eau de Bérnié smell like? Should sweaty sex robots be able to cry? Did Nicky Hilton fix Climate Change by wearing Chanel? Will Bridget stroke out doing a Michael Moore impression? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 27, 2020 Have the Trekkies finally "Trumped" the Star Wars fans? Is Conor McGregor a male feminist? Is AOC the next Stalin? Can Bridget do an Irish accent? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Original Air Date: January 21, 2020 Why was it difficult to capture an immobile terrorist? Are the living robots the Puppetmasters of the Extinction Rebellion activists? Would you eat a Trump ham sandwich? Does Bridget use the term "nub" correctly? This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/su...

Original Air Date: January 13, 2020 Has Trump read Ender's Game? Is Rose McGowan being held hostage? Did Kim Kardashian's refrigerator inspire prison reform? Did Bridget Make Brad Pitt Great Again #MBPGA ? 2020 is here and it's gonna be bonkers! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/...